It's 5 o'clock on a Friday morning

Not really, it's later than that. I slept a fantastic 15 hours last night, it was very much appreciated. In more ways than one. The first being that I was knackered, the second being that it made me miss a meal, skinny Jess manages to return again.

I am waiting for my mother to return from Church with my breakfast cereal, "Golden Nuggets; they're honey crunching good!". After I've eaten that, I shall depart to my friends house to talk about nothing important at all. I've fallen in love with another of my college tutors. I'm also finding it hard due to the lack of meisters this year, leading me to admiring the boys of the younger age. Paedophilism is fun, not. No it isn't, you dirty fuckers.

Oh man, I'm listening to Little Chris...and I love it

I can see you, but I can never reach you

Well, well, well no August posts is it? I've been a rather busy little girl. In that space I've managed to completely fuck my life up. Ok, not as bad as I make out, just got a U instead of a rather desired E. I'll miss the embarrassing moments with Shaun, and staring at the beautiful boys.

Blaine Wickett talks to me on msn, he just called me Dickweed. I love chaps like that, almost as much as I love how thin I am today. I was completely off my trotters last night, throwing up all over the place. But man, I'm looking pretty hot, so I'm going to celebrate and go to Crockfest, not drinking though. I'm having a "I'm never going to drink again" day, my stomach must be fucked up, my trousers are stinky with splat marks and my throat hurts due to basically coughing up what was left in my gut as there was no more liquid.

Man, I hate it when that happens, don't drink vodka Jess, it does this to you every single time. But hey, it's fun getting that way!

Must dash, potatoes to cook, men to fuck. Ha, I'm completely kidding. Audi TT driver :) xxx

The picture to the left was labelled "sex!" in my picture file...