Coming out of my cage and I'll be doing just fine...

Well I've just woke up, on the computer already, just catching up on things. The plans for today are to have a shower, get changed (:), then go to Pig's, because I missed not going there! And...possibly a dream round Will's, we'll see what happens. Well yeah, I see there was a point for this post : So that is all...

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've got to stop doing a good!

Today me and Tab went into town and bought me some rainbow trousers :D They look quite weird on...but should get better...ok thats weird!

Yesterday me, Tab, Billy and Will were at...Will's and we had a big dreaming session and it was so cool! The mixes and stuff. When we had to go I did a good though...

So we managed to get home in the end. At the moment I'm round Pig's, it's been fun but him and Nips will soon be deserting me and Tab...to fester with his friends...

So I will either be joining Miss Loretta South...or I'll be joining Mr Bedschleeper (My bed :S) Well yeah...going to go now because I'm not feeling usual and my arms ache.

Toodliopippo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Schools out for summer!

Well I finished school, no coursework to do apart from English, but that can wait! Well yeah. Not much has happened really, went up to Barnstaple on Thursday, could of stayed but didn't.  I've been invited to go to Exeter next week with the people though, so that should be fun. I think I'm going to write all the things that I've saved on my phone; due to more space needed!

Jess! For that I should kill you...Tab

Lets rub our chins like sexy eskimos...Me

Scissor Sisters n Kanye West...I wanted to buy their albums...

Give me back the remote and stop picking my nose...Pig to me

I've got hercupes...throws drink all over herself and floor and watches Pig on his hands and trotters...Me. Damn that was funny!

You remind me of those girls who fart in bed then lift up the covers to smell it...Shauna said it to me ages ago

Pig prefers pouncing possum penises...Say it!!! It's sooooooooo funny!

Grace and decorum...someone said it on tv...I found it hilarious

Mark Holland...this fit guy playing on The Vault

Plymouth 41 miles...I had to write it down!

Wetlookgel. What is does: holds hair and makes it look wet...I was on the toilet in Mark and Monica's house and I found this on Mark's gel...

Do u wanna give me a suck?...Me to Tab... Thats when I get it up...Tab to me. We were talking about a frozen Frubes

Mozarts first name was Wolfgang...It was in a maths test...I found it hilarious!

What team am I batting for?...Billy said it...when we had gone ten pin bowling :

I'm really needin guidance now reminding me im strong inside...it's lyrics to a Sophie Ellis Bextor song...I liked it

I look like a sluttish schoolgirl...Billy said it about me as I said I reckon I'll end up being on Coke or Heroin when I'm older. He said he thought the same as I looked like "the type"

We've had loads of people doing beach parties down the beach...Look at Billy's skill!

YOUR DOING WHAT NOW? Oh! Trying to park...Billy started shouting at this random driver...he thought he was trying to overtake him...but he wasn't!

I love my fiesta... I love my parking... thats a bit dodgy isnt it...Billy's skill once again!

We all like a portuguese tranny to win...Pig discussing Big Brother...

Because all sponges have a crusty outside...Tabby had burnt a little blie dudes hair free from a cereal, it felt like a sponge, I said this and Pig came back with that comment

Well I hope it's been fun, because that took me AGES to write. Toodelpip huns and take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Poopy Poopy Wooface

Well the days have, overall, been turd. I've had to do loads of coursework and stuff like that, but I managed to do it! I can hear all the readers exclame with joy! Well yeah, today was poo really, me and Tab met afterschool and it was pretty fun, making ashtrays with coins and spit and ash...pretending I was a reard, dribbling apple fanta, you know the usual. Oh well my arm appears to be aching, just like my ass! Oh well, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

You were the last thing on my mind...

yeah I'm listening to steps! Lol, well yeah. Yesterday I bought some stuff. The trip back was ok I suppose, apart from when we forgot the blender so we had to go back...It was well cool, Jacob has a toy that plays a foonky tune, but you have to set it off. i tried continuously to make it work, so I could dance, but it never worked. But on the way home it was in a bag in the boot, and it kept playing, all the way back. Well yeah, we went to Pam and Graham's and there was these french guys...:
 
Well we went back and I went online, it was boring and I went to bed. I woke up at 9, went online then I met Tab and now were at Pig's. Well yeah, nothing special happening so I wil be off now. Lol still listening to Steps...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am le tired...

Well, I spent last night just talking to Sammy on the internet, it was quite funny due to the fact he was scared of a gay guy...
I woke up at 5 this morning, and we left to Gloucster ok, I don't know how to spell it...but ssh! Pretty good journey up, we've just been festering on the computer, should be going shopping soon. And later we'll be having an Indian ;).
Well thats all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

I've been searching for teh answer within answers; but no one knows whats in my mind...

Well todays been, well wet! Lol.
I woke up, had a shower then got a lift to school with Frankie. First lesson was science, I was dreading it as I didn't do any of the coursework, but when I got there I realised how much work I had on the school computers! So I think I'll be able to pass that alright, that go tme in the mood for a really good day...
 
Second lesson was r.e, we literally did nothing, me and Alex chatted a little, but then I smelt my breath...and it wasn't good! So I shut up...but I got thinking, out of ALL the people in the class, he decided to sit next to me. This is Alex Smeeth, the cricketer who's gonna make it rich and famous, and I sat next to him in r.e, because he considered me a friend and rather sat next to me than anyone else...I've gotta stop thinking about things! But also, I handed in my history coursework, and it made me feel even better than I felt already!!!
 
At break I found Clurry and Lettie at the drama table waiting for me, they were talking :). I was just thinking (again): Those are my friends, and they're waiting for me...we went down donkey then returned back to the great place (aka school :)
 
Third lesson was maths, it seemed to drag on for ages but it was ok as I was talking to everyone, usually I'm really quiet in the lesson, but I just went back to the old Jess, who doesn't care about anyone elses opinions, it was great :D.
 
Fourth lesson was food. I realised today what great friends I have! Lol, it's been good talking to them again. I mean I love Tab, beyond words, but I've just missed them loads! And...some I haven't! Lol...like Frankie...
 
At lunch I went down Lettie's and did the rest of my history essay. Finishing it made me feel like on cloud #9, it just feels so great going to a lesson, and being able to hand everything in. Me and Lettie then discussed what our plans would be for tonight.
 
At form time it was great; exactly like the old times again! Me singing...dancing...going cross eyed...annoying people. Just great fun :)...and to finish it off...I called Barry a Fat Shit :D and hugged Craig <3...damn I'm lame! Lol
 
Last lesson was history, it was great fun, me and Tab doodled the bugle and completely changed everything to teachers being obsessive with moles and girls in skirts...
 
Afterschool I went into town with Lettie and Lana, exactly like old times again; going shopping with Lana's money and spending it all :D. We soon returned, this was when I would dance really horrifically to Britney's  "Everytime", also Lana admitted that every part of my body makes her want to throw  up :. I finally saw Rich again! It was amazing, I haven't seen him in so long, and I realise again why I liked him...We had tea, got dressed up and I phoned Pig.
 
We met him, Mon, Nips, Da and Bo. Bo gave me a rainbow badge :)...it was Kat's, but ssh! Lettie soon left as they said she looked like Nadia from Big Brother, and may I add, a big FUCK YOU to Nips, as Ahmed was voted out this evening :D. Well yeah, it started to rain and we went down to the skatepark. Kat came, and we decided to spin in the rain, it was fun :) I didn't do much...but she did! Lol. Nips did a carpet and we was dreaming, I didn't dream much though. Well yeah, the Rozzers came...took all our details and Pig home :P. So yeah, Da managed to escape, and for someone reason, Mon wasn't asked :S. So yeah, Mon went after Pig was taken, then Da came back and him and Nips went, and Kat was being picked up, so I left.
 
Now I'm on here, won't be able to write tomorrows blog as I am seeing Monica and Mark in Cheltenham.
 
So toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
 

Todays been...FRUSTRATING!

Well woke up, had a bath, had a lift to school with Frankie. The usual really.
First lesson was s.e, but me and Lettie didn't fancy that...or food, so we went back to hers and watched Mean Girls, it was pretty good.
At break we went back, I had to because of Maths with Tilzey. It was ok I suppose, wel actually it was just irritating, we did 4 questions in an hour :|
Fourth lesson was science, it was turd and I realised I need to do a project and an assignment before Friday (2 days) otherwise I wouldn't be entered into the exam...so I'm fucked! I don't have a clue what to do, and I'm falling behind really bad :(
At lunch we went down Peeg's so I could get my phone, and as I didn't have battery I took his old one, it was cool, and I took loadsa photos...
Last lesson was art, lmao! I just wrote fart...yeah I'm lame! Well yeah, was a turd lesson really.
And now I'm round Pig's, waiting for my hardcore pizza to arrive. That is all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Alien face...

I dunno why thats the title...but hey! Wow! Well this weekends been great, and so has today! I've managed to pick myself up again. So lets run through it then...
Friday
School was lame, me and Tab went straight back to mine afterschool and we just festered, until I got a phonecall from a very om Pig, so we met up with him. We was later joined by Mon and Da. The night was cool. Once again, me and Tab didn't drink, but it was still cool. Well...okay maybe that night wasn't so good...

Saturday
Me and Tab woke up quite late, so we went into Bude and bought anti-cellulite cream. We applied it and all that jazz, we've been exercising and this whole day almsot consisted on walking around...due to Mon and Da being phalluses...the night was great! I was told my life will crumble to pieces...but I would be wealthy :D...:|

Sunday
We woke up, no shit :|, and we went back to mine, after applying the cream again :P, yes it has already started to firm us up!!! Well yeah, we went back to mine to kill time before my sisters 18th...but Nips and Pig rang, so we met up with them, had a dream then returned to mine.

The people had started coming, and we stayed in my room; due to being scared. Me and Tab had dressed up again, in the skirts and stuff so Nips and Pig decided to dress up too, so we met Pig's brother...*dribbles*...and yeah...well in the end we started chatting to the people, we immediately got on with these 2 guys, Scott and John. I like Joh, and Tab likes Scott! Lol, well yeah, we were just dreaming at the back of the garage. The night was full of hugging random gay guys, one being called Guy (:|) and there was this really nice guy! We hugged fr ages, his name is Rik. I've asked Lisa for his number...lol. After lots of alcohol later (:|) we went into the living room to watch films, Scott wanted Tab to join him on her lap, so she did. Later my MoMmI came in, yelling at me to go to bed as I had school the next day. It was embarrassing.

Me and Tab went to bed, 10 minutes later we went downstairs, then we went out on the golfcourse and dreamed a little more, John clearly didn't want me, but good old goldfish...So yeah, as Tab was wrecked we decided to go to bed. This was at half two...

At 6 we were woken up, by my very drunken sister. As we couldn't get back to sleep, we just got ready for school...

I saw Rik in the morning but that was it :(

Well yeah, Frankie came so me, Tab and Nips walked to school with her. Nips was meetin Fred *George :|. Well yeah. Me and Tab were tired beyond words can explain...

At registration, I finally saw Craig (ultimate sexybum) and I thought...hmmm...so I said to him, wanna go to the prom with me? It was sooo cute! He just kept smiling and went really red...then said maybe :|. I'm not really happy about it...

First lesson was art, it was pretty poopy...second lesson was english, it was turd apart from when Lettie started randomly laughing at the Levi's adverts becasue of the music, hey hun...WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON!

At break we went down Donkey...third lesson was science, had a laugh with Sammy...and I did something really stupid...
Sammy told me to tell someone (who was not wearing a brace) that I had never noticed they were wearing a brace...So I decided to target Joel...so I said to him, I never realised you had a brace, he said: I don't, I go what's that then *points to front teeth* he replies: Oh! That's my fake tooth!...

Fourth lesson was p.e, me and Tab were umpires for rounders, but we were concentrating on the way Jenny moved her legs so often, so we missed out on when a rounder was scored...so we randomly made the scores up...

At lunch we went to Safeway, ain't done that for a while, after calling lots of paranoid little girls lesbians, we ate our food. It was so much fun :|

Last lesson was maths, I was nearly falling asleep.

And just now, whats made me happy? SEXYBUM HAS GOT MY MESSAGE :D

Well yeah, this is too long for my liking, should be short tomorrow, so until then...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tell me where you are, tell me how you feel...

Well todays been poopy. Woke up went to the toilet and er...well I wasn't going to school lets put it that way! So yeah, I've just spent the whole day on the computer, I dunno what to do with my life, my friendship with my older relationships is getting strong again, it's great. I might be back to the old Jess soon enough.

Well nothing else to say, apart from, MEW. Ok that was lame...

Toodlepipxxxxxxxx

Well, isn't life so great?

Well over the weekend I learnt that my sexybum had gone, with no call, no text. Today at school I think I broke down into tears at least 3 times. I decided to go home.

I just thought of everything, Lettie had deserted me, sexybum...well I guess he couldn't be bothered and just everybosy, it's getting how things used to be. I mean come on...my lipgloss bitches won't even tell me what's wrong when Luc is hysterically crying, what can I do if they never tell me anything? I feel as if I'm just here, floating amongst all the others. Why doesn't anyone appreciate my presence? Do I have "pleas eignore me, I'm a selfish/two face bitch" written on my forehead? Christ! No one even gives me a chance.

Why do I always follow the undescribable weeks with ones lowest of the low?

Nothing else to say...toodlepipxxxx

It's all fun fun fun in THE STURT HOUSE :|

Well I woke up, and I stayed at home due to a bad tummay (yes I was supposed to type it like that, so screw u Pig! *puts up little finger where the minging ring used to be on*). So I ended up waking at 9:20, then I cleaned the kitchen for an hour. After mum and Dad coming in and completely ruining it, I thought there would be no point for the living room. So I retreated to my room and played Ozone really loud, it was fun drying my hair to it...damn I'm so vain!
Well after that I went on the internet, then I let Karen on and I allowed her to have some of my contacts, the next thing I knew she's talking to Pig and Chappell...so i completely distroyed it and went on (h) :| that smiley doesn't work on here...

Well yeah, I noticed the time was three, so I left to Pig's house, no one answered the door so Tab rang, I met her and now were at Pig's. We haev to leave at 6 due to him going back to his old boyfriend. It's sad you know because Harry treated him like shit, he cheated on him and everything, but Pig just can't see it. I've tried telling him that he's only used so Harry can "unleash the load" but he just can't see it :(

Well I tried...that is all

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, Pig isn't gay, I made that all up, but he is deserting us for Harry Munchkin, and he won't let me and Tab "pop along"
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