My leaving notes; Because Tab did it...

College

Hi Jess, Its been great knowing you and I hope you achieve the grades you want. IT doesn't seem like two years ago that we started here. Take care and look after yourself Love Sophie p.s hope to see you in September

Hey Jess, Loadza luck in the future. Keep smiling and go far. Live life to the full and enjoy it. Loadza love Sam Z xxx Take care xxx

Hi Jess, This course would not have been the same with out all the funny things you do or the times you teased me. take care love Lisa xx

Hiya Jess good luck in the future hope you get where you want to if you were not in this course then it wouldnt have been so much fun Kayleigh x

To Jess, It been really nice knowing you talk in about sex and stuff I hope to see you soon if you every need any think just give us a ring miss you love Danielle xxxxxx

Jess you are a talented young woman make sure you use them. I hope you get on the right course next Septembet Stella

Hey jess, Its been great knowing ya, I'll miss ya loud mouth and your sex addict attitude. Good luck for the future take care love Stacy xxx

hi ya munchkin hope you get on alright at college next year and have a good life dnt get to recked + dont get to much chicken wire in your brain lol c ya around sum time xxx Becky

Heya Jess, keep up the random txts they give me a little laugh. Love Ya Bye Shane

School

To Plop(Russia) I'm gonna miss the walking home. Don't worry your arse is still the size of Russia. Gonna miss you loads! Good luck with everythink! I love you xxxxxxxxxx Frankie (Brazil)

Jess You're mad! Maddy Meaden

Yar but no but! All the bext x Mr Woodrow My nearly favourite!

Hey Plop, well wot can i say about u! u just amazing woteva mood i am in u always seem to put me out of it. Im gona miss u so much Ur great + I love u. U wont av me 2 tell u whether u av boggies or not nemore. keep in touch love u millions + more always 4eva Kays x

hey Jess, I am really going to miss you soooo much. All the best for the future. Love you millions 4ever. Jade xxxxxx

To Ploppy, Im really going to miss you amazing weirdness, but most of all im going to miss your saying 'screw that light bulb' love you sooo much. love luce xxxxxxxxxxx

Have a wonderful life Nest wishes Mrs Walter

Hey gorgeous, I love you so much your such a laugh! We always have to keep in contact keep being weird coz I think ur gr8! Love u always nd 4eva Nicky xxxx

Dear Jess You have always been my favourite student

Jess, Luv ya loads and I'll miss ya! Hope we don't loose contact! Love you loadz Stacey xxx

Hi Jess good luck in the future love Daniel

Dizzy Im a footballer

Dearest Jessy!! Gona miss yaou so much!! you are a chicken!! Lurv yaz loads, keep in touch! Sammywoo xxx

See ya later in 2030 Lew

Remember fat bird give better head their always hungry Shooby

Jonathan Boardman

Have a wicked time in college love Aodh p.s I will really miss you

Yo, Yo, Yo Hey will miss ya alot, keep the jokes up! Your pretend friend God Bless Russ da quee xxx

Hey weird child. I will miss ya relly. Luv Alex xxx love you

Have a jolly time! Josh xxx

Gud luck Joel xxx

Jess, You so crazy! CCR

Jess, I love you ur great. love Terri xxxxxx

Jess, Best wishes for your future David B

Ploppy! Good luck bab! I'm gonna miss ur strange but sexiness! Love you stacks, 'Screw that LIGHTBULB!' MOSH xXx

good luck Jess, Hope you keep well and always have fun from Dave xx

Good luck Hope you have a great life I'll miss you Luke.

Hope you do well at college and have a happy future x Helen Oke.

good luck Jackson x

Good luck Jess Paul Hawkes x

Jess, I wont miss you because I'm still going to see you all the time. Just to wish you all the luck in the world and keep cool mate. Love 2 u always, Tabby xx Amanda

Ploppy, Hey gorge. Im not gonna say I'll miss u because Im REALLY hoping we wil stay really close mates and see each ova all the time. You've done a lot for me, some of the things I've told u, I haven't told no one else and thats because I trusy you 100%. I could neva wish for a bette friend as they don't get no beta than you. Without u, I don't know what I'd be like right now. Your the best in the world an I'll never forget u. Take care & good luck. Love u more than words can explain lv the one an only xCorrinPooxxx

I love u loads u bin such a gud m8! Known ya 4 ages! luv'n ya loads Charloooote

If im down and feeling blue I will smile when i fink of u! U make me laugh and make me cry Good luck Babe, Bye bye bye All my love forever Amy .M. xxxxx

Jess Good luck in what you do. Hope I see you soon. Luv James xx

Hello I liked u really. Good luck see you soon Luv Adam

ello Plop, uve bin hellof a mate (ha ha) uve always made me laugh. Follow ur dreams Hun. love ya Annie xxx p.s dont know why i wrote hell of a its really cornish, im not cornish

to Jess ur the best from Jarvis .S

Dear Jess, Still remember you from years ago...! Don't be too cool to come back + say hello even when you're old (ha ha). I will remember! Alex S.

To Jess Dear Jess I hope you have a healthy and happy life away from school and me!! All my love and all the best Mr T xxx

I'm gonna miss history so much! You've made me realise how much fun life is! We'll keep in touch! Good luck! Claire! xxx

hello crazy one, If you son't get an A* in art I'll eat a paper hat that says Injustice on it. Have a rainbow life - If you find the leprocorn call me Rose

hi, Have a good'n Luv Joe x

Don't do nythin I oodent Tom M

Good luck Jess Miss Iley

Good luck in your future Jess - (my favourite pupil!) - luv Dave King x

Good luck Jess Grant F x.

Good luck in the exams + for the future Chris B.

I realy realy want to fuck u xx

Good Luck and Best Wishes, Mr Crosslane.

Bye Jess Have lots of fun no matter what you do Reece

Good luck in the future. Ross.

Hello 2 U good luck, have loads babies....BUT DONT GET MARRIE AT 16 loadsin weirdos skurt xx

BOO! xxxxxxI love you Peter Fawdon

Jess, You're very funny and gave me light relief from boredomJess ur g8. Chris Hobbs x

There is no way I could possibly forget you when I'm famous but I doubt I will be famous as the public never recognises true talent (joke). Eternally yours, Love Kyalo xxx

Hey Jess Have fun good luck. luv Steph

Hello Jess you odd girl I really enjoyed trampoline as always FUCK OFF love James Allen xxxxxx

Hi fit plop, I LOVE YOU loads. I'm gona miss you. Goodluck Gorgeous. Love. Nikita Crap xxxx

Hi Jess Happy future love Adam xxx

miss ya loads luv Will x

Richard Shearing x love

Bibi Jessy take care luvya Gary xxxxx

Love ya loads Jess Emzi Sw xxx

Love ya trillionz Baljit!!! Dont change cos ur excellent n always make the laff. Love ya trillionz Gertrude! (Desra) xxx

Won't miss ya loads Mike xxx

Hi hope to see u in future Love Luke S

GOOD luck JESS Shaun

Good Dicker

Hey Jess, You're Ace. All the best. Nick Cage. xx

To Jess good luckwif the exams Aaron Beware of pandas

Good luck Rich Medland xxxx

Good luck Andy.B xxx

Good luck. u were weird but I suppose funny, John.

Good luck with everything Ben Craig

Hi Jess Good luck with future from Mat xx

hey sweetie. miss ya already. dnt 4get da chickens!! love ya lisa xx

Boob x

luv You miss You love from Nathan xx

To Jessy. Im gonna miss you so so much and hope your GCSE's are good. love yas darlin love the other Jess xx mwah

You keep counting the beans, and one day the beans will count you. I will remember you probably for a long time. have fun in your life and don't fall into the system. Jenny M.

Gd luck in the suture- dont get to drunk. Hope u achieve a;; u want and follow ur dreams, I'll miss u luv Olivia xx

Hey Jess, luv as always, I think ur a wikid person, best of luck for the future. Luv Ya x Michelle xxx (Fry)

good luck Jess, you are groovy and we have the same name! cool luv Jessica p.s. I've known you, like, forever really haven't I?

Jess, its been a pleasure to be your history teacher - I wish you every possible future success and happiness. Take care + have fun! coco-pops! Love Vicks x aka Miss Dx.

Good luck Jess from Rob x

I love u and will miss u Ben x

Jess, IT's been an experience. Good luck in the old exams, You deserve a fun life - hope all goes well. Mr B

Hi Good luck in the future lol dont stop laughing HaHa Joe Justice

hello I hope you don't get molested and stay happy from Piki x

So placidly amongst the noise and haste. Kemball

Good luck C u soon luv Jake xxx

To plop I love you so much, your one of my oldest Bestest friends If I lost you as a friend I think id lose myself. you are such a beautiful young intelagent women. keep in touch love you for ever. love crystynay. xxxxxx

I'll miss you, Craig xxx Love you always!

hey m8t, ur the funniest girl I no! hope u do really well in the future. love Gina xxx

To Jess - Good luck wherever you wonder to... Andy Latter

to Jess I will miss u mini Dan Matt xxx

To Jess from Scott xxx

To Jess miss u matt xxx

Good luck 4 the future! Luv Jake xxx

Good luck Jess. Bye. Rowan .B. xxxxx

Hey, Good luck Best Whishes Todd xxx

retnioP neB
xxx

Love you loads great laugh Joe xx

love you from DANKSY x

Hey baby boobs You have always been my best mate and I love you to bits and I hope you know that. Good luck chick I love you, I love you, I love you Lettie (big tits) xxxxxxxxxxxx

hay chicken, ur gr8t dont let ne1 tell you ne different. Always be yourself Love Always Kristie xxxxx

Will's T-Shirt

Cornish born
Stratton bred
Good on the farm
But better in bed

I'm getting tierd of starting again

Today was rather random but great.

I was woken up by a message from my great friend Will, at 9:30a.m, asking me what I was doing today. An hour later, he rings telling me he's going to pick me up in a n hour and a half, so I manage to wake myself up, scramble to my housephone and I rang Tab, I told her the plan of action and we talked as I urinated. After we had hung up, I washed my hair and blow dried it whilst listening to Jerk It Out - The Caesers. I got another phone call - Will telling me that he's on his way.

I phoned Tab, told her to hurry her ass up. Will is outside. I get into the back of a red rover, with my two old friends sat in the front; just like old times.

We picked Tab up and drove around aimlessly, and had many near-death experiences, but it ended up being ok. Corrine soon had to leave due to her sister's work place wanting her there, so I was finally sitting in the front seat.

We decided to drive to Bradworthy, to pick up tires. The lesbian seemed to like me; conversation was flowing.

We started to drive back to Will's, to change his old with the new tyres. Work rang. He dropped us off.

Phoned Crazy T, he came, he left. We went to the pasty shop. We went to Pig's. Crazy T came, he left.

Tab, Pig and talked of memories; I love my friends.

English Exam

I'm glad I did that revision that I did...

Went to Pig's, Corrin came, we went to Steve's

We met up with Benett then went back to hers

Skelly came over

We went into Bude

We stayed with Steve all night

I came home

Well...School is...gone?

Friday:
Last day of school, I had to walk to school in my formal clothes in the rain. It was a very emotional day. Lucy was crying from when I first saw her to the last possible minute! I got a photo of Mr King and me! I nearly cried. The concert was amazing, Rachel singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow really got me...wet? Lmao...you know what I mean! I won an award! "Class Joker" Wow! So those 5 years of acting like a complete twat have finally paid off!
After school me and Tab got the photos developed straight away! Yeah...We were dreaming by that time, I got a phone call from Lucy asking to stay over mine: Sure! So I manically cleaned my room, then she came. Lucy managed to consume the bottle of Lambini rather quickly! Hankie came over then we went to Pig's, on the way we saw George so he gave us a lift. We saw Nips, so he went to get us some more Dreaming powder. After, we rolled 2 spades and went to a random lane and...we were dreaming.
We got to the beach, and me and Tab immediately ran to George and rolled a couple more spades. After, we decided to "mingle" this was when I was Gemma crying! It was horrible, and we hugged! And spoke about the time when Ben Craig asked her for a hug and she just looked at him and said: "why", it was fucking hilarious! She said I really deserved the reward!
And then Jen! Oh I really wanted to hug you! It felt as if my arms were lifting up...but I couldn't quite reach you...or maybe I just thought that because I was dreaming...
I'll see you Wednesday and rape you then :)
Well yeah, there was rumours about this guy, Crazy T. And I saw him there so I thought...hey! I'll go stalk him for a while. He soon stopped walking when he reached Aodh (pwhoar!) I then told him I was stalking him, one thing lead to another and we were rolling another spade with them :)
So yeah, Crazy T and Me ended up being best friends, we were actually with each other all night, It was really weird! I felt I could talk to him about anything...Jim came over, we had a couple of group hugs, then Mikey came over and we had a couple more...
Heather came over and did the whole thing she does every time she's fucked and she sees me: "Jess Sturt! I know you don't like me...."
Then it came to the time when we had to say goodbye...I hugged Mikey, Crazy T, Jim, oh wait! No I didn't get to hug Jim goodbye because Crazy T didn't let go of me. He was holding on to me for quite a long time, at least 5 minutes. I was holding onto Sammy whilst he was grabbing Crazy T's bollocks; still wouldn't let go! Then Tab had him in a headlock! We all fell to the floor then this random Tracey girl just shouted: Grab my hand. It was like something out of a Disney film and sure enough, I was out :)
When I was walking home, it did frighten me a little when I saw Crazy T isitting near the church, but he was waiting for Jim. I've really gotta stop telling people I'm obsessed with them! I felt so bad because he said: "Awww, you're obsessed with me. Someone actually loves me!"
Well yeah...the next day came...

Saturday:
We woke up at 9 for some reason, me and Tab were arranging what to wear for Lettie's hen night. Lucy left, I phoned Lettie to see if we could get there a wee bit earlier, so we did. We then went shopping with Lettie, I got a tiara and pink sparkly top :)
We got back and started to transform her house into a fiary cavern, it was great! Then it came to the part where we had to get ready, so we did. Tab was a goth fairy, she actually looks amazing with black hair! I was just this random stupid one with bright red hair; I love looking like a twat.
Well yeah, me and Tab had a spade, played a couple of drinking games and had another spade. By this time we was fucked!
We decided to go out, so we went to the Bencoolen, but it was obvious I was underage and Yvonne kept saying:"Drink up girls" so she made us look all paranoid. But we did manage to sing quite a few songs! And on the way out...what do I decided to do? Yes, Jess! Let's slip down the steps!
Next stop was the Carriers, as we walked in Tab and I saw her ever so fit uncle and her brother. So we sat with them. It was great, we got a couple more drinks in there. The other fairies decided to go to JJ's but Tab and I knew we wouldn't get in so we told them we were staying at the Carriers. So we did, and got some more drinks. It came to the point where we all wanted to leave, so Kazbar was the next stop!
Excuse me, have you got any I.d?
Sorry, no, no I don't
What's your birthdate?
8th of the 2nd 1986
And your starsign?
Aquarius *big grin*
Put your hand there...

and it was as easy as that! Tab's uncle paid for me! Woohoo! So yeah we got in...and everyone knows what A kazbar night is like so bov for details, I've written loads already.

Sunday:
Went to Pig's, went to apologise to Lettie because she was pissed off with us (her and the other fairies actually ended up in Kazbar!), Um...watched Little Britain with Pig then came home.

Monday:
Had business exam, spoke to Will and Dan. Me and Tab are meeting Dan today! And Will tomorrow. Should be fun but yes freakishly scary at the same time...We're meeting him at 4...it's 10 to 1 and Tab isn't online...it's scary!

Well yeah, that's all mofo.

Toodlepip xxx

I love Kings Of Leon!

The Bucket is such a great song! Makes me so happy and I can't stop listening to it!

Well...my art exam is finally done, Sir said I did "brilliant" on it. I bought the year photo today, it's all good. Got my business exam tomorrow, barbeque on Wednesday and my best friends hen night on Saturday!

I can't believe Lettie is getting married a week on Saturday! Well the hen night should be fun, we're meeting at hers at 7 on Saturday night, we're gonna get completely rat assed and the theme is fairies!

People may say she's being stupid, getting married at 16 and all, but I admire her. People shouldn't wait around, and plus! If it doesn't work out; there's always divorce. You see if it was me, I would worry about it. I don't take chances and I always regret saying no to something.

Well that's all.

Things on phone:
i am something that you will never comprehend...Lyrics from a Prince song I liked

Trouble - Pink...a song I wanted to download

Adam Zolitan...A fitty from the film "Jack" you know the one, when Robin Williams plays this kid who looks 40 when he's actually 10...yeah well Lewis is fit.

Or whatever his name is...

I am soooooooo happy!

Today at school was average. First lesson was art; Lewis is quite a good guy to have a conversation with! I noticed this with Chris sometime last week when I was dreaming; I am not the only person who thinks in particular ways.
Second lesson was p.e; this was shit but the little "lets sit with Mikey" thing made it *that* much better.
Break was fulfilled with posing in a picture for Chrissie's artwork and Mrs Ryan giving Gina shit.
Gina: Oh my God I just turned around and she was right in my face! I's the ugliest thing I've seen in my life.
Mrs Ryan: Try looking in the mirror then
Third lesson was science, this consisted of Russell giving me shit, Alex forgetting that R.E was the next lesson and posing in yet another photo for Nicola with Alex, Russ, Josh, Aodh and Joel.
I went to Lettie's after. I stripped wallpaper (whilst having a great conversation with Anna! I never thought I would get along with her...), I helped Alana paint the bathroom lemon yellow and I helped her pack her suitcase as she is spending a week in Newquay.
I watched half of "Sweet Home Alabama", made my dinner then rewound the video and watched it all again with Lettie.
We then pissed ourselves watching "Bring It On Again"

Monks can't cheer!

I then walked home, but detoured to Pig's house where I recieved two rizlas in exchange for a kiss on the cheek.

I then sang all the way home and I just so happy now!

So happy I'm listening to Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough...

I'm alive

Well I didn't go to school today. I woke up about 6 with major dry mouth, so I downed about 2 pints of water, I then went back to sleep until 7. Mum was in the shower so I thought I'd go to the kitchen, I downed two glasses of this mango stuff then went back upstairs.

I urinated, and felt a stabbing pain in my stomach. I had a bath and nearly fainted with the pain, so after a fight to stay conscious when shaving my legs, I quickly washed my hair then stumbled out. I then passed out on my bed, later waking up at 1:30pm

I felt better after I had taken some ibruprofen, I just couldn't get comfortable because no matter how I lay, my tummy would make me feel sick and the stabbing pain would just get major intense.

I watched Neighbours and I felt a little better. I had something to eat then watched Malcolm in the Middle. Later I rang Tab and we met up.

Soon we were dreaming.

We went to Pig's and his neice played with a Golliwog. I walked home and downloaded Cool Rider from the Grease 2 soundtrack. Yeah I'm lame but I saw someone listening to it on msn. I then told them that I had downloaded and they said that they weren't at the computer when it was being played...I was very embarrassed.

Must dash, I'm going on a date with Luke Shaw tonight.

Can't wait to feel his heavy breath on my neck.

Toods x

This is ourselves under pressure

You make me feel like the one says:
dont make any plans

Tabbaayyy says:
ok y?

You make me feel like the one says:
going driving with mikey

Tabbaayyy says:
really?

You make me feel like the one says:
no

You make me feel like the one says:
he was joking

Tabbaayyy says:
lol ok

You make me feel like the one says:
prick

You make me feel like the one says:
you like my chemical romance

You make me feel like the one says:
?

Tabbaayyy says:
yeah

You make me feel like the one says:
i was joking....

You make me feel like the one says:
send me that song

You make me feel like the one says:
that would be well good!

Tabbaayyy says:
it is

You make me feel like the one says:
my favourite queen song and the used!!!

Tabbaayyy says:
its not finished yet

Tabbaayyy says:
and actually its not that good

Tabbaayyy says:
but ill send u it when its done

You make me feel like the one says:
kkk

Tabbaayyy says:
85%

Tabbaayyy says:
i mite go up mons later because im extremely bored

You make me feel like the one says:
...ok

You make me feel like the one says:
i think its time for a little radiohead now

Tabbaayyy says:
Can u see a difference in my font?

You make me feel like the one says:
yes its blue and curly

You make me feel like the one says:
dont suppose u wanna take photos of me?

Tabbaayyy says:
today?

You make me feel like the one says:
if u wanna

You make me feel like the one says:
unless u wanna go up mons

Tabbaayyy says:
theyre goin out at 6:30 anyway

You make me feel like the one says:
where?

Tabbaayyy says:
lucky kiss i think

You make me feel like the one says:
oh right

You make me feel like the one says:
OMGWTFBBQ

Tabbaayyy says:
lol

Tabbaayyy says:
what photos u need taking?

You make me feel like the one says:
um...

You make me feel like the one says:
all of them but crying and happy

You make me feel like the one says:
so about 6

You have successfully received D:\My Documents\Lisa\Songs\Mp3\The Used And My Chemical Romance - Under Pressure (Live David Bowie Cover).mp3 from Tabbaayyy.

Tabbaayyy says:
well ill come round urs after ive been mons for a bit, coz i need some

You make me feel like the one says:
kkk

Tabbaayyy says:
wot tiem shall i leave mons?

Tabbaayyy says:(ill get my dad to pick me up from urs at 9:30)

You make me feel like the one says:
ok

You make me feel like the one says:
whatever time i dont mind

Tabbaayyy says:
alrite, what if i walked with them wen they went out, coz then we got 3 hours for 6 photos

You make me feel like the one says:
ok

You make me feel like the one says:
this song is shit

Tabbaayyy says:
lol

You make me feel like the one says:
il wait for my fav lline...

Tabbaayyy says:
i rthought it woiuld be good

Tabbaayyy says:
i think it ruins the song

Tabbaayyy says:
ur fav line

Tabbaayyy says:
with them singing it

You make me feel like the one says:
nah theyve fucked it up

You make me feel like the one says:
so much better with queen

Tabbaayyy says:
lol definately!

So yeah, that was mine and Tabby's conversation. I just think it's really cute how she recognises my favourite parts of the songs, and yesterday when we was getting drinks, she got two cups out and pulled the one furthest away from her and poured the drink in, she then passed it to me. I thought it was amazing how she had poured me one first.

I love Tab!!

Things on phone:
Wade Robson...a fitty on Sky, was on a programme called: "The Wade Robson Project"

The sun always shines on tv...some lyrics I like, must find that song!

Memski...a really fit human beatboxer person...

The Bravery - Fearless...a song I wanted to download

Find and embrace the truths you are fortunate enough to discover...lyrics that Crazy T person had wrote in the yearbook. I wish to find the song and download it :)

Well...Now that was a common multiple chickenwire stuck up slag!

This weekend has been such a good one.

Bov for details, I'm just enjoying myself.

Although the college application form that I want hasn't come through yet...

Toodlepipx