Saturday, February 28, 2004

IAN MANAGES TO PISS ON HIS JUMPER...WHILST WEARING IT!

Well well well...this weekend has been fanbloodytastic, I really wish I was able to record it, but I wasn't so...

FRIDAY
Can't remember what happened at school, so fuck it! But I made pink flapjack...
Well I went to Tabby Baby's after school, then we went back to mine for munchimoos, then we just did some random things (I can't remember so yeah...!) Then we met Nippsipuff at Spar, went into Bude, Mikey bought me fags, then we met up with Jess B and Frankie, then we went down Bude Light. We were just full on laughing and talking about everything, when Nips popped his head round the corner...with Jamie, when we were singing Hakuna Matata, I decided to do something which I can't remember so I just won't write it lol! Then we got a text from Pig to go to the fire, so we did, it was pretty cool, Nips went to go pepe and when he came back he ha a wet stain down his jumper, it was of course the obvious, but anyone who can work out how he did this, please email me ;) Well the police came, so we ahd to put the fire out. Well then all the poopy "hardcore" people came so we decided to go to Bude, it was me Tabby Baby, Nippsipuff, Pig, Bo, Da, Fran Mon, Mon, Matt, Jamie, Sam, Mervin, Mikey, Blokish Girl.... We were all "hanging" round the busstop, eating egg fried rice, then we all departed our different ways, and Nippsipuff decided to spewipoos down an alley just before his Dad came to the rescue...errr...nice!
decided to splurt because Steve Gomm came, and started to bully Mervin, but then Da came to the rescue, and jabbed Da. Then we all ran up this random ally, where it was snowing, actually I'm lying, it started snowing when we were in Bude, but tou don't know that so nenenenene(mocking tone) well yeah, we reached this alley, and we found Da (after spendidn the entire night looking for him) well thats a lie...but again nenenenene(mocking tone)...Then we actually not me, everyone else had a snowball fight...
After that we all decided to go to Stratton, don't ask :|
But we didn't actually make it...so Da went home, and Pig and Bo walked us home... when we got to the end, we played the ever so delightful game of a-b-c-d... then we went in... when I discovered a HUAGE blister.
Me and Tabby Baby, got into bed, it was warm... then we went online, BECAUSE WE CAN!
After a while, we went offline, breathed then walked down the stairs, opened the door... and so on and so forth...
SATURDAY
I woke up to Nippsipuff ringing me, :|
He manages to wake me up every weekend without fail...it had also come to my attention that my Kimiko had grown long hair! Then we went to Tabby Baby's house, to be greeted by Nippsipuff asking us to go online, so we did, Tabby finished with him, he thinks it's because she got with Bo, which she didn't, so now no one actually believes the truth, and this little lying rat, aka, Jason Mountain. My rat died today, Mitzi. Mum was upset, but she'll get over it...
We're over Pigs now, do you realise how long it's taken me to write this entry? I was too occupied witht he webcam...hehe :D

Toodle guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, February 26, 2004

Doopidy doopidy doop...

Well today has been pretty cool. Frankie came for me in the morning, then I bullied my mum to give me a lift...MWAHAHAHAHAHA! We got there really early, I managed to talk to all my oldies, thats when I heard the good news that CorrinPoo was moving into our form, we were also trying to get Jade in.

First lesson was History, she read out the register thing with Jade Morganator, LMAO! She thought it was immature...That lesson was boring, Claire decided she was ill, so I was alone, with Nichols asking me if I wanted a tissue...inside joke.

Second lesson was maths, pretty poopy, with loads more homework, HOPPY CHOCK.

At break me, Tabby Baby and Letty went down donkey again, had a fag or two. Then we gave Bo his cds.

Third lesson was English, I think it's the first I've actually enjoyed! To top it off, Jess said Alex: You should know, your Mr Brain, It was hilarious!
Then we got to watch a version of Lord Of The Flies, it was great! Jess had Jack, Letty had Ralph and I had Simon, they were all so adorable! Jack looked like Alex, Ralph looked like a rabbit and Simon looked like me when I was younger.

Fourth lesson was Science, I think its the only Science lesson I've worked hard in! Go me!

At lunch we went down Letty's, where I discovered a song that me and my long lost love used to listen to, it was upsetting...

THEN IT SNOWED! YES IT SNOWED IN BUDE!

Last lesson was business, again pretty poopy.

I walked home with Terri, because Tabby Baby was supposed to meet me, but she went to the wrong green gates :|.
Me and Terri had a laugh, it was funny! Now I'm at home, Tabby Baby has joined me. Walking in the hail... it took her half an hour and that's all I got to say about that!
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday, February 25, 2004

Hey, I'm at college..again

Well I had to wake up proper early, arg! Had the good old coffee though. Went on the bus, to see Chrystynay there, but no Corrin. Well I've bought lots of munchimoos, the days been pretty poopy, that girls dance is making me laugh again.

Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey I'm back. The days still been pretty boring, coming towards the end of it now though, arg! Lol, nothing to say. I've ate so much it's untrue, I've seen some of my my sisters mates, but I don't think they recognise me, I'm getting dropped off at Nippsipuff's later, so I'll write more when I go home
Bye (again!)
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

IAN SHITS HIS PANTS!

Hey, todays been pretty cool. Frankie didn't come for me in the morning, arg! And my MoMmI wouldn't give me a lift either, so I walked...because I'm hardcore!

First lesson was p.e, but we had extended form time, it's all changed and is extremely wierd! or is it weird? Well yeah... I found out about Letty, she got with Anna Snell, Kristie Parsonage, Sheps, Fordy, Chrissy (he's male! lol) and Alex Smeeth...ARG! I was ripping the piss out of her all day! I mean ANNA SNELL N KRISTIE???? I also got a Valentines card from Tabby through the register :D
Well as form only lasts 20 minutes, we went to the remaing of the lesson, which was then that I found out we were playing RUGBY :D, so next time, Me, Clur and Tabby are gonna rugby tackle maths bitch...mwahahahahaha

Second lesson was science, we had a test and me and Letty was just writing any random answer it was well funny! I kept reminding her about Sutcombe...

At break me, Tabby Baby and Letty went down donkey, this random guy came up to us and asked us for some of a fag to roll a joint...nice!

We returned to school, my third lesson was business, just the usual really, I found out about Sexual, Racial and something else...DISCRIMINATION! Yeah...it was so educational, I've forgotten it!

Fourth lesson was English, pile of poopy, as usual! But Letty went to it this time, I'm really proud of her! This is the first time she's done a full day, her second English lesson of the year...

At lunch Me, Tabby Baby, Nippsipuff and Pig went down spar, had a fag down Donkey on the way, then I bought 3 eggs,a pizza and a monster white chocolate muff. We then went back to donkey to have another fag, then we left.

As we walkked through the English corridor, this random DuDhI, just came up to us and started talking about one of Nippsipuff's previous babysitters, you could see he was trying to hide something, he kind of ran away from this dude, then he came out with; "Oh yeah, she told us you used to shit yourself", I was in hysterics for ages, it was just so funny! I'm in hysterics now! He's like, really hardman in school, then you find out he used to shit himself! LMAO!

After that it was registration, where me Craig and Michaela did the usual, and groped eachother, then Craig attempted to pimp Michaela, with 3p!

Then us 3 went into the girls toilets, as we walked out Craig yells, thanks Michaela! And thanks Jess for holding it! Anyway...

Last lesson was maths, pretty poopy, I've established Sammy's hate for me...again.

After school I got a lift home with Frankie, then returned home to a working virtual toy and loadsa munch! I ate loads, then Nippsipuff rang me, so we waited for Tabby Baby and Pig at the school. Then we went to Harlequinnes, the car game went weird on me! It was horrible...

We played on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and The Weakest Link, ended up speding £20 on the machines... and £2 of that was mine!

We went out, went to Safeways, then we were joined by Gary and Jimmy, they provided us with cigarettes! Then we were just doint nothing lol.

We all left, Tab, Pig and Nips went one way, Me, Gary and Jimmy went another.

As I walked throught the estate, we walked past Tod, and as I left Gary, all I heard was:
Gary: You gonna hit me?
Jimmy: Tod! Get off him!

I turned arounf, there was Gary, being strangled by Tod, I just think it's really rude, no one gives Gary a chance, they just label him from what they heard.

I walked past the amazing smelling bricks again, it is the bricks! NOT the disposable toilet disinfectant...

Thats about all, I'm actualyl looking forward to college tomorrow!

Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Monday, February 23, 2004

Bring you to your knees is all I wanna do...

Well pretty boring day, the sun is shining, but yet no heat is coming from it, no school, and it's ever so boring. I had a bath, while listening to the goo goo dolls again, now just surfing the net, I hope something will happen tonight, if it does I'll write it on here
C yaz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I'm back, when I wrote before, I was a very pissed off Jess, who decided to hate everyone I like...anyway...
After I left the net, I called on Tabby, on the way there I had a fag to try to relieve my stress, if looks could kill, I'd be a mass murderer! I had a face like thunder, then I tripped up...IT WAS HILARIOUS! And just to make things better, someone drove past. I must of looked so stupid!

Well I got Tabby, then we started to walk into Bude so she could buy fags, half way there, Nippsipuff rang, saying that him, Pig and Bo were at the park playing football if we wanted to go, so we said we'd come later. We started walking by Nanny's Moor Bridge, then we discovered it had been closed, so after talking about walking across the canal, we decided that we would have "wet ankles" so we walked in a circle! Then we discovered a "Seat Leon", which Tabby got very excited about.

We saw Letty in town, we managed to dispose of her farely quickly, we went up to Magsies, and would you believe it??? They wouldn't serve her! So we smoked our fags and met the crew at the park, Da was there aswell...

This dudhi with an afro came, then Big Dick Danny came, after the ball smacking against my face several times, we decided to splurt...

After blackmailing Ian, we managed to go into Bude for chips, which we then later saw Pig, Bo and Da. So we all got our munch and sat outside the Tasty Plaice, after having a very educational chat to Da about Battered Eagles...he left.

So we were left there, so we decided to play our ever so delightful game again...

Geezer busted and bought...
Arab
Butt
Cucumber
Dick
Erected Elf
Fat Bitch (this was mildy amusing as a woman would pass by every time we said it)
Guff
A rat (Bo can't say h's??)
Indian
Jug (Tabby's wonderful thinking...)
Kipper (I'm so great!)
Lemming
Mofo
Nappy (Ian found this hilarious...)
Orphan
Punjab (I had to repeatedly point at my forhead, everyone kept forgetting!)
Quantam
Rectum
Shatty arse (I prefer ass, but you know!)
Tumour
Unusually large bike
Veloceraptor
Whip
Xylaphone (Oh! Ian's skill...)
Yanky doodle dandy....
Zimbabwe chocken

Well after that Bo went, saw Letty again, and again...and again!

We stayed at this bench thing, Tabby stripped to her bra/top thing... GREAT STUFF!
It was 1degree!

Well that's all...oh yeah! i forgot to mention... I dreamt I was best mates with Lee Bickle last night, werid!
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxx

Sunday, February 22, 2004

ARG!

Morning:

Dude! I seriously couldn't sleep without my phone last night, it was horrible, I missed that poor baby, but I soon reunited with her. I went to church, saw Tabby Baby and Nippsipuff there, came home, ate a unusually bad roast dinner, came on the internet, Nippsipuff came round, and he's getting annoyed with me because I won't go out with Pig, arg, what do I do? Oh faithful blog? This is really pathetic...
I'll write more later
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Night:

Well, me and Nippsipuff met up with Pig, then I called on Tabby Baby, we al went up Stratton, then all of us but Pig went to Nippsipuff's house, we watched some more wrestling, it was fanbloodytastic! Later we met Pig at Safeways, after hearing lots of "banging tunes" from inside of Safeways, we decided to go to Harlequinnes, where we played on the car machines, great stuff! And of course, here are teh things, I saved on my phone...

Pwab...LMAO! A word I made up the day before...

Nippsipuff: Keep your eyes on the road!
Tabby Baby: I try but if I do I crash


G2g bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Saturday, February 21, 2004

What is the point of this post?

Hey, I just woke up, no actualy point of this post apart from my increidbly weird dream, I dreamt everything had moved back a year, so like everyone like in my year, was in year 9, but the only thing was, I hadn't changed at all.

As soon as we sat in the room, I looked over, and Danny was there, counting his fags, he's now a really strong Christian, it was so wierd to see this! Then I saw Sammy, he seemed normal although his voice sounded different, I tried talking to him, like we usually did , but he just seemed so different, it was actually really horrible, like when we were walking off he was holding onto my tit, it just really didn't seem like him! Which I've already established...

Anyway, I tried explaining to everyone that they'd been moved backa year, but they didn't pay attention to me, but everyone seemed to be as normal, just put a year back, like Lara was talking to Kris, Joel and Lara talked to me...it was just I dunno, then I started planning that I wouldn't ask Sammy to come round mine to get drunk, so we never would of lost that friendship that we once had, arg! Hard to explain, I just wanted it off my chest...

Bye x

It's now half ten at night...

Well the day was cool, I finally let Nippsipuff, he had been at the door for 20 minutes! Bless him! I couldn't hear him! Then we went to call on Tabby Baby, Pig refused to come out with us, because he now "hates us", sweet? We went into Stratton and then went to Nippsipuff's, where we watched loads of wrestling, it was great! I HATE Triple H, he beat the Rock, I also saw Kane today...scary!

We went to Safeways, bought munch, then saw Jade and her crew there, so we waited round for ages to see if her blike was cheating on her, or whatever! I don't really know the story! But when Jade left, that's when he came! But she didn't come back because she didn't believe us, I forced Nippsipuff and Tabby Baby to come into the Safeway toilets because I was desperately needing a poopy! So I did it! I also got to wear Nippsipuff's tasteful Cornwall Rugby Top, which is black with yellow stripes, so I was wearing my stripey trousers, Nippsipuff's top and my rainbow scarf...GREAT STUFF!

I walked home, watched "It'll Be Alright On The Night", even more great stuff! And now I'm on here, see you later xxxxxxxxxx
This is my first night without my phone :(, I left it round Nippsipuffs
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Friday, February 20, 2004

Hold on, everybody cries...

Well todays been cool, just another normal holiday day thing...Slept through most of it.
Ate dinner, then fixed myself up, straightened my hair, did my make up and yes, I LOOKED STUNNING! I know that sounds erm...self explanatory! But hell! Since I cut my hair I've NEVER looked this good! My hair went perfect, YES, MY HAIR!!! My eye make up, I kept trying to take photos, but they never looked at I wanted them too, so I video recorded my self, BECAUSE I CAN!
I went round Nippsipuffs, it was ok, played lots of wrestling.
Went to jax, it was ok, I got a text from Fran saying this, I find this HILARIOUS!!!

Just thought I'd let you know your friendship means alot to me, if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
I'd really fucking miss you!


I'm talking to Marky, and I said to him that my computer is a penis, he said this:
"just going up to play on the computer mum"... Jessy runs upstairs

LMAO!
And he just made an anagram of my name, he seems to find it hilarious, but I don't! Lol

"ITS CUTE ASS JNR"

And he also made tow for Pig, ain't he the lucky one!

"carroty locks BS" and "carroty socks lb" ...

he's now trying one for Tabby Baby, Letty and Nippsipuff, no luck as yet! Lol, he says that Tabby's is hard, still no luck! And he can't do them! How rude??? Gotta go bed now, bye xxxxxxxxxxxxx



Nothing else to say really, missing you Tabby Baby! Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, February 19, 2004

Annie went to the market....

Well last night was pretty cool, we called on Nips, he got us fags, then we went to Bude, we phoned Pig and he met us at Budelight, I had the feeling he was getting pissed off with us...

We went to the sand dunes and we played a game

It started off as Granny went to the shop, but ended up as Annie went to the market...

And bought a
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Duck
Elephant
Fish
Gertrude
House
Insect
Jess
Kiss
Lemon
Monkey Stripper
Notorious Elf
Orang Utan
Pogo Stick
Queer leprechaun
Rancid Waffle
Sex Toy
Tampon
Umbrella (at first he said Rupert the bear...LMAO!)
Violin
Willy
X Files
Yellow Boat
Zimbabwe Man

Great fun!!! Well we started to walk back, when we attacked by Dean Cowling, I thought I was going to be hit, seeing as the girls were shouting: Get off my boyfriend you little slags

Then Dean was holding me, and wouldn't let go of me, until the girls came round the corner, but it ended up as a friendly chat...which was good!

Went to my room, all my sisters followed and we stayed up telling jokes...

Dunno the plan for today...
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It is now half eleven at night

Well the afternoon was pretty cool, Nips came over, then we decided to dream, so we went down St Petroc's and was just full on dreamt, it was hilarious, I've made up a completely new game called "19 Seconds", if I oculd remember what the rules were, I'd tell you, but I don't so you know!

My MoMmI was being ever so rude towards Tabby Baby, about a lift going home,but I think everyone is forgiven now! Not much else to say, I had a bath, cuz I'm hardcore :P
Well better be going
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Why am I up this early?

Well last night round Tabby's was cool, but she kept feeling really ill, so lets all hope she gets better. I haven't really got anything to say, I had to go home early because shes going to "Dairyland" with her little cousin, so I walked home, had a bath, and now I'm on here listening to my ever-so-great Alex Parks cd, I didn't actually think it would be good, but I'm larvin it...
Well that's about it, Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Dudhipoos, It's all about the gravitational pull...

Well today has been successful...yus....
I woke up pretty late, yet again Ian woke me up, I also checked my messages and I seemed to have some ones from Pig that I didn't remeber recieiving, it turned out to be that I had sent messages in my sleep, again, I gotta stop doing that! It's really embarrassing telling someone you love them and that you don't wanna lose them...

Well I went on the internet for a while, pretty boring. Nips came round, then we were on a rush to Tabby's because he couldn't come out tonight, so we did and we were playing about in the park, Tabby had a fascination with a gravitational forcefield, I don't think it existed, but I went along with it to make her happy. Then Nips went home, me and Tabby just had a not-so-satifying meal of worms and grasshoppers, so she's going to make us something...NOW

I'm staying over Tabby's tonight, so see y'all later
Love you all like balls xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhow pathetic was that? Almost has pathetic as fukface...xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Monday, February 16, 2004

It took me all day to think of this title

Well I woke up after talking to Nips in my sleep, Nips came round, we went into Bude, I bought 4 cds, Alex Park's album, Jaimeson's album, Bling and Lost Prophet's album, we called for Tabby, then she ahd to go in, we went back to mine, came back out, met Tabby and Pig at Safeways, went Harlequins, I love the bar guy dude person, went home, sorry it's so brief, I just spent ages writing a really long one and my computer deleted it I'll write more tomorrow xxxxxxxxxxx

Sunday, February 15, 2004

I'M RED I'M RED I'M TIZER HEAD I'M FIZZY FIZZY FIZZY REFRESH YOUR HEAD! IN OTHER WORDS...I'M BACK!

Well as obvious it is from the title, I'm back!

Friday
I was pretty scared, because I had to sleep in with the girls (obviously) and I don't really get on with any of them, but on the way Tanz and Kerry talked to me which made me feel a lot better. When we got there, I knida panicked! But the girls weren't being nasty to me, so it was cool. I met up with Nippsipuff, obviously! And we went to the concert thing, which I got talking to this guy called Nick, he was from a group that joined ours from St Ives, he seemed cool, but yet weird, he had only talked to me for about 5 minutes when he asked me whether I had a boyfriend, um yeh!!!

The concert was well cool, they played my favourite song, Open the eyes of my heart Lord, open the eyes if my heart, I want to see you...

Yeah I love it! lol

On the way back we decided to get chips because we were all so hungry, but that Nick guy and his mates kept talking to me, so i panicked and kept trying to "fit in" with Sammy, well actually I followed him, well what else was I supposed to do???

We came back, I was just like standing at the door of the boy's bedroom, begging Nips to come out, he didn't so I gingerly retreated to my room, I got changed and slept...

Saturday
Woke up by all the girls laughing, I had slept surprisingly well considering I had slept on the floor, and used my bag as a pillow...

I managed to put my mascara and eyeliner on upstairs, and sneak downstairs and find Ian, I have to thank God that he was there, I don't know how I would of survived without him, and I wasn't using God's name in vain then, I was actually thanking him! lol

I played this cricket thing with some boys, there was one called Si, who was REALLY loud, something you seriously didn't need in the morning! He was really fit though! LOL! I took a ball everywhere with me, until we had to go to the concert thing, I left it on the bus...

We went to the same place where we did the night before, and we sung my favourite song, again! I tried to join in but my stomach was aching so much it's untrue! It felt as though there was a huage bruise going across it, so I had to sit down all the way through the preaching, and I didn't get to dance to this such amazing band called 29th Chapter, they did hip hop, it was soooo great! When it was our dinner break, me and Nips left earlier than usual because I thought I was going to be sick, constantly, it was horrible! So we went into this room and 29th Chapter was there! Nips got signatures and I had a full on conversation with the lead singer! It was great! He asked me if I was married because I wear a ring on that finger, so I explained to him and stuff, and then we were just chatting, and they're gonna send me an email, because we're planning on having a hot fling, joke! It was just this piece of paper I signed...

For lunch we had these ham baguettes, a packet of crisps, a fizzy drink and a chocolate bar, I felt even worse, but I ate it anyway just incase it did make me feel better.

Then we had another service, it was really emotional! Everyone was gettin filled with teh holy spirit, people were falling to the floor, there was Kerry screaming and Sammy and Tanz crying, and people question about the Lord being fictional, if you were there, you would clearly be able to say that God is so amazing, and he is completely true. I, yet again couldn't dance or anything, but I tried! In this session my life had became famous...what I actually mean is...
The bloke at the front shouted, WHAT'S ALL YOUR NAMES? There was about 2000 of us, and we were all screaming...I just full on screamed "GERTRUDE!" And when everyone had gone quiet he goes:"Wel I've got to say hi to Gertrude! And me and Ian went Skitzipoos and raised our hands and screamed... Then whe started saying how hardcore everything was, come on! If anyone knows me at all they know that I sure do love that word! Well everything ended great, and everyone was happy, everything was great.

We got back tot he thing, and Nips told me about something, so he talked with Kerry and Dan whilst I talked to Sammy, and he nicked my coat, may I add it was extremely cold!!! Then he came, and we talked for a while, but he wanted Tabby! lol, I can see when I'm not wanted...

I went to bed, fell asleep near enough as soon as the lights went out.

Sunday
We had to wake up early in the morning, because we were sleeping in a church there was going to be a service, so we had to get out of there early. I got changed, packed my stuff, and went downstairs...

I met Nips, and we went to get breakfast, Nips wouldn't make mine so I went up, I had to open a new packet of cereal, so when I opened them, I ripped the bag in the wrong place, then I went to pour it into the bowl, but I got it everywhere! It was sooooooooo embarrassing! There was this guy there (who thought I was gullable) and that Nick guy, who was just there laughing at me! Then I pured the milk in, I thought nothing else would go wrong, but as I put the bottle down, I somehow managed to put it in a bowl full of milk, which tipped over, I was embarrassed! But yet I managed to walk away without looking guilty, apart from the whole bit about my face going red and me laughing my head off, but you know...

We packed our things onto the bus, and left to Birmingham, we went to Maccy D's, where I noticed this ever so delicious guy with a cap on, we made eye contact :D

We then went to meet in like the town centre kind of thing, there was a stage and The Band With No Name came on! And you know what? The fit lad in Maccy D was infact the rapper dude, boy did I feel lucky! I didn't dance or anything to their stuff because I still felt really unwell.

We left and got Maccy D's again, it was great, me and Ian had 3 apple pies each. After that we left to go home, which I must admit I was looking forward to, I felt so ill, and I hadn't gone for a "number 2" since Thursday. I can't take "bishops" in public places, it's just incredibly sick and uncomfortable!

The journey was pretty cool, we were all singing away to the radio. I fell asleep on several occasions, I was seriously pooped!

Then the bus started to loose power and stuff, so Mum picked me and Kerry up and we went home, after hugging Nick of course! I'm so glad to say I had a bath, I feel so great, and may I add, when I came home I went straight to the toilet, went poopy and now I just have really bad windipoos, so basically the tummy pains were actually infact, for not winding...

Well I wrote alot on here, so I'm gonna go now bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Friday, February 13, 2004

Wow!!!! I forgot to say this yesterday! Yesterday when we were walking into Stratton, Nips, Tabby and Pig were all linking arms and skipping down the road, then Nips started singing: "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!" It was so funny! Then Nick Mills and Steve Mansell started walking up and they shouted: Alrite Nips!" It was hilarious as he ran down the hill in embarrassment. Well i'm in science, and I'm going now...Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, February 12, 2004

DuDhI, I'm gonna miss you guys!

Well today's been so great, I'm actually starting to enjoy life!
Frankie got me this morning, we walked to school, was pretty cool.

After finding out Wardy had seen my video which me, Tabby and Nips had made, I was prett pooed, but then I found out he only saw the beginning...

First lesson was maths, was pretty cool. Me and Tabby had a msn convo, without the computer! Lol...yus...

Second lesson was History, it was hilarious! Miss wasn't there so we had a subby, he was Egyptian, his name was Mr Abdelrahman. He was well cool, he came from London, he had a well cool accent. He even said "O Dear!" In the voice I imitate in, GREAT STUFF! If we were good we got to have our Names written in Egyptian, which of course, I was, so I got it, it was err...great! Then I got a sticker saying "well done", GO ME! LOL, Sammy...Also Luke said some funny things, such as:
I bring home the bacon, or sausages, which ever you prefer...
It's wet!...and gone!
Then Anna told me about the book she had been reading about hair...
Hairdy Dad's, hairy Mum's, hairy toes...and hairy bums

At break I ate 2 burgers, then I was talking to Joe Justice, and realised how much things have changed since playschool!

Third lesson was food, it was cool. She was asking what kind of things you could decorate the biscuits with, everyone was saying things like ICING! SWEETS! Then Ben came out with...Curry...Miss moved me, but I got to tell her about my love for Randy Orton, which was good!

Fourth lesson was Business, it was soooo funny! Desra kept getting weird emails, I found out it was Anthony Mitchell and Michael Salt, I couldn't stop laughing! We sit behind him, so we could see what he was doing on the screen, he was saving everyone's emails addresses, it was well freaky! Then Miss went out of the room, and this guy goes to Amy, AMY, I'VE GOT A BONER OVER HERE FOR YOU, that was it, I was laughing so much! Then when Miss came back in me and Amy reseted our computers, once again my computer didn't turn back on! O dear... Then me and Desra were like: O shoot, whoopsie daisy kinda thing, it was hilarious

At lunch I went up Safeways with Tabby Baby and Nippsipuff. It was cool I suppose, just a normal lunch time.

Last lesson was science, But Sammy wasn't there and we had to sit in a seating plan, how rude? Robert Medland refused to sit next to me...arg! This boy came in, and Aodh said:Oh look who it is! It's a little bitch..., and again, I found it hilarious!

I walked home with Frankie, then I got my money, then got a life to Tabby Baby's.

We went into Bude, I bought Goo Goo Dolls "A Boy Named Goo" and the Proclaimers "Finest", it has the song I would walk 500 miles...a great song! Then we bought Chippiwoos, then went arcade and played a shooting game.

We went back to Tabby Baby's and just chilled out, then we met Nippsipuff and Pig at Safeways. It was ok, but I had to go to mine straight away because I had to pack my things for the Gathering, I'm going to Birmingham this weekend, with the Jax crew. So I won't be able to write for ages :(.

We then went to Stratton Park and this weirdo came upto the fence asking us for our names, it was Olly! As in the f**k up! Sporry to be mean...but he is! The whole time he was just standing there, staring, I couldn't stop laughing!

After that we went Scott and Cally's. Dropped my stuff then I went home... I'm now on here, saying a farewell to you all, I hope you all will miss me because I'm travelling on Friday the 13th, which ain't good! Great Valetine's day with Kelly Wonnacott...

See you all later...

Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Wednesday, February 11, 2004

I HATE MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS

Well I'm at college, after having a huage argument with my parents, they finally got me on the bus, which pissed me off because Corrin's seeing her Dad in Nottingham, and Chrissy decided not to come, it's my firt day at college by myself, and I'm hating it! My bishop rating is about 90, and because I'm at college I'll have to hold it in till I get home because I can't take "bishops" in public places, should be doing the same as last night, but tonight...
I htink Tabby's still grounded so I might go out with Letty again...
Argipoos! There's a girl here called Sam who thinks she's hardcore, I feel so embarrased for her! She walkes around as if she owns the place, but she doesn't. She thinks she's gorgeous and she keeps bragging about her boyfriend and how she smokes, big fucking deal? She's not the only girl in the world that ain't single, and she ain't the only girl that smokes. Sad fuck!
Well I'm gonna go now, there's loads of people coming in
bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

I know I've already wrote today's blog, but tonght's been sooooo funny! And it's my blog, so why am I even writing this bit...
Well I met up with Nippsipuff, where we met his DuDhI friend who gave me 20 fags for £2.50. After that Pig came, I got credit and then we went down Letty's, where she gave me her "ever-so-tasteful" present, a penguin comdom... she got it for me to make me laugh...which it did! Well I kinda let off a nervous laugh...
We went to the park, it was sooooooo funny! There was these two little year 9s, who heard about my "tampon" so they decided to just stare at us, then Nips said to them , your talkative, they turned around as if they were going to say something, but they didn't it was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Then a guy walked past, who talks to himself, and as he walked past us he said: Look at those retards, they should of been sterilised at birth, you can tell they're the original testube babies. Well after lots of fights on whos going on the swing next, after being called any random animal, we decided to go to Harlequinns, which was hilarious! I'll add the quotes which I saved on my phone, because I'm sad like that...
"Oh, I didn't think they were real, nothing on this game is, look at the trees..." Nippsipuff
"Look at the tulips!" Nippsipuff
"There's real boulders?" Nippsipuff
"What? The volcanoes ain't real?" Pig
"Are you under the sea?" (Letty) "No shit! It's called Atlantis..." (Nips) "Oh yeah! I can see the bubbles..." (Letty)
"O???" Nips, he wanted to save his name as "Nips", but he couldn't get to the "N", so he run out of time, and got the end result...
"Yo yo yo what you up o, how about a cheerio? Or no? or are you too much of a ho?" Letty's err....song?!?!?!
"And once again I've been delighted with the smell of the deliteful bricks..." Me on the way home, mental note to self..., honestly! Those bricks smell good! x x x

I would raise an eyebrow, but I can't...

Well another day which I can say confidently, FaNbLoOdYtAsTiC...
Frankie got me in the morning, after threatening to nick my freebie tampons, we left for school. We got there late.
First lesson was R.e, me and Jess did nothing all lesson! It was well funny. All lesson I was getting Jess to sing Sophie Ellis Bextor, cuz she looks just like her and she sounds like her! At the end of the lesson Miss asked Jess what she'd done, so Jess showed her work from like a week ago, then Miss treid to read it and Jess snatched it back off her, it was sooooo funny!
Second lesson was art, me and Anna just talked mostly through it, I had to draw this weird Heiroglyphics thing...

At break I bought two burgers again! I now notice that no one is at all surprised/shocked

Third lesson was Business, pretty boring. Emailed a couple of people. Science was fourth, it was sooooo funny! Sammy tried to lock Kayleigh in a cupboard, and he was leaning against the door on his chair, then as Kayleigh pushed, it pushed the chair, it was hilarious, but you had to of been there!
At lunch Me, Nippsipuff and Sammy went up Safeways, as Tabby Baby wanted to stay with Jess Brown and her crew. We went up, saw Cellars, I bought a fag off Nippsipuff for 30p, he was desperate, and so was I! We bought the usual munchimoos, Sammy seemed to be quite obsessed with the "Finger" box, rubbing it...
He said he doesn't hate me! He just dislikes me! It's getting better! Then he asked what lesson he had next (Nippsipuff told me to write this!) I said I had History, then he goes I got Art, I love you Jess!!!
Yey! Lol...or not!


At form time, me and Craig were constantly grabbing Michaela's ass! It was so funny! Then we all held eachother as me and Craig wished for a threesome...He said I had a nice ass! Oh I love him...

Last lesson was History, Miss wasn't there so I sat next to Anna, I have loads of notes! LMAO, she thought I was weird...constantly writing on my arm...
Because Miss wasn't there we had to do the whole: "Write the names down, then pass the paper around and some random immaturists...which happened to be me and Anna, apart from one...which took me ages to get, I'll write them all down, then I'll write what we added in bold...
Jade Morganator LMAO I love that one...
Josh Diamondio Anna did that one...
Sarah Greenwoody Again, Anna did that one...
and the one I didn't get, but later I did... Josh Farrar and his "crew" write it...
Drew Peacock... Droopy Cock

And they were going red with laughter so Anna called them... Rhubarb Heads

Then Chris did this really "DuDhI" writing...so I asked him how he did it, he said he "wrote it" and then he said, I would raise an eyebrow, But I can't...
LMAO OH I LOVE HIM!!!

Then we were talking about Takeshi's castle, and she called the people from China, Chiny. LMAO

Well after school I went into town with Frankie, Michaela and Jade, then walked home, might be going out tonight, might not.
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yep! Cuz you're hardcore...

Well todays been pretty cool. I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning! Frankie didn't come get me, so I walked to school listening to Blurry.
First lesson was art, I'm sooooooooooooooooo behind! I have to do a whole project, but I'm doing good on the new one so yey!
Second lesson was english, I was completely ignored, I hate that teacher, if I get really bad results I'm gonna blame him, I had to ask 3 times for a piece of paper, and at the end of it, I had to get it myself, because he still didn't listen!
At break we just bought mumnchimoos, Corrin's gone to Nottingham, so I won't be meeting her at breaks! lol
Third lesson was science, it turns out that Sammy doesn't hate me, just "dislikes me intensly" so I guess it ain't all that bad...
Fourth lesson was p.e, we had the "talk" YEY free tampons!!!!
At lunch me, Tabby Baby and Nippsipuff went up to Safeways, it was ok, not exactly "the best" but it wasn't bad either...
Fifth lesson was maths, all through the lesson me and Tabby Baby were begging Russ to give us back the video we had made, in the end Mr tilzey had to force it out of him, he was extremely annoyed!
Well I came home, ate a little, went online and Nips kept asking Pig out for me! It was really embarrassing...
Nothing else has happened really
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sunday, February 08, 2004

Wow! Another FaNbLoOdYtAsTiC DAY...

Well Tabby Baby came round mine last night. It was funny...I was kept up all night by the sound of her tapping her leg, an inside joke! Then we kept eachother up all night with Tabby Baby in hysterics by saying "Alrite Ginge?" and not forgetting the whole, lets imagine what Rik and Sy's voices are like...yeah we're weird, but at least we're good at it!
The next morning, WOOHOO! I'm 15...not that much of a difference, apart from the whole fact of people coming up to you with presents and stuff...
I got £72, a cd rack :D, a winnie the pooh towel, piglet sockx, a photo album, rainbow pen and book...
I went to church, met up with Ian. He gave me my pressie, a pack of 10 fags, him and Pig bought it for me as a joint pressie. How cute? All weekend I've been saying how cute I think Pig is, and now Ian thinks I love him, and he's my new obsession! Anway...
I was then greeted at church by my sister Lisa, who gave me £22! Which is pretty good for a sister like she is!
We went home, and we just videoed ourselves, it was well funny, until my Dad caught me smoking, oh the embarrassment!
The rest of the day is pretty blurry, we had tea, Ian was in hysterics because my Mum said that she used to go to Coffee mornings to drink orange juice...
After that I went Tabby's, we were on teh internet, I made her friends with her friends, and I now have two more contacts! The darling also got me two Puddle Of Mudd albums and a Sophie Ellis Bextor album :D
Oh I lvoe her. Got to go now bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Saturday, February 07, 2004

All Sleepipoos for Jessipoos....

Seeing as it's my birthday tomorrow, things are going quite well! I've fallen out with basically, alot of my mates! It's nice though, that the closest ones have stuck by me. Yesterday, when we went to the play, it was cool. Apart from the time when Nippsipuff threw me into a hedge with stinging nettles... I sat on them and it hurt my bottom!
The play was good, Tabby Baby was FaNbLoOdYtAsTiC! Charlotte said a line, it made me alugh so much! My laugh is both really loud and embarrassing! It was hard having to reduce my laugh...
After the interval we went outside for a fag. Then we decided to go to Jax because Tabby Baby was no longer in any plays. The walk there was scary, we went by Pathfields. We arrived and they were playing the "Tramp's Breakfast" game....
Not much to say at that place, apart from Sam was very exited to see Gertrude...
The lift back was great, or not!
Came on the internet, then I went to sleep. It was good, it lasted 14 hours! I haven't slept that long for so long!
Now I'm just on here, Sammy's called me a cow, surprise surprise. Oh well I'm sure I'll get over it, because I have a positive influence with life, and if their just gonna be pathetic like that, oh look she's online! Lets say some verbal abuse, then block her!!! yep cuz your hardcore
Well yeah, Tabby Baby should be staying tonight because it's my last night as a 14 year old virgin, tomorrow it'll be my first night as a 15 year old virgin, well yeah...
I have these ever so delightful sayings, which my sister told me, so here they are:

It's like a home from home, apart from the fact it hasn't got a pth....a garden....a fence.... or a toilet

I've been on these hormone tablets for 6 months now, and my nipples are like bullets

These children that you spit on, as they try to change their world's, are immune to your consultations; they are quite aware of what they're going through I really do love that one!!!

and last, but by far not least, the one she made up herself...

Don't let the boundaries of tomorrow hold you back today, for they might disappear and leave you in I don't know...


If my life was a picture, would you paint it? If my life was a song, would you sing it? If my life was worth something, would you live it?
I just made that up, yus you can tell... but her's of course are

GREAT STUFF!
Well this is gonna be the last time I write on here as a 14yr old virgin! I'M GONNA BE A 15YR OLD VIRGIN TOMOZ...
Take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Friday, February 06, 2004

Was good, until you find out about "slagging offers"...LMAO I'm so stupid....

Well Frankie came for me in the morning. We walked to school, was ok. We had a chat about "stuff". I miss not walking with her...
First lesson was P.E, it was great fun, we were doing step aerobics. I love Hear'say! I can't add smileys because I'm at Nippsipuffs house. It was all good until Can't get you outta my head came on...grrr!
Second lesson was business, once again I pressed the "reset" hoping that I wouldn't have to go back on, and the computer once again didn't come back on! Oh dear...
At break I went with Corrin and had a fag
Third lesson was food, Ben whipped me with a wet towel, it hurt!
Fourth lesson was English. I'll have to out an "extract" of it on here, it's so funny!
Jess once again ahd me in stitches.
At lunch me, Nippsipuff and Tabby Baby went up to safeways, where Russell told us that Sammy said he didn't want him speaking to us, he doesn't want Russ to go as low as our level, how cute?
Last lesson was Science, boring. Mr Bradbury full on went skitzipoos at me! It was well scary...
I walked back to Nippsipuff's house, we are now on the net, no poo sherlock!
Well I know this is pathetic, but Clur, I'm not the one leaving messages on a website, you started it. And the first time I went to safeways was with Sammy, so how do you work that out? I started hanging round with you and Tabby after. And it was me that wrote that pathetic message about Ian calling you a bitch on his blog, I thought you would take it as a joke, but you didn't so it's your loss. Also yeah Sammy may be a good friend, but I don't care LMAO I don't have any good comebacks. So do me a favor, and just ignore me, instead of making me leave lame excuses of why I don't like you.
Bye everyone else but Clur (cuz I'm "pathetic", I might aswell live up to her expectations...)
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Thursday, February 05, 2004

Well just to rest this case, Clur, the only fact of me making you miss Tabby is that I introduced you to Sammy, I'm sure you can work out the rest by yourself. Maybe you should be the one staying by your friends, so stop making it out as if I'm the bad guy, you're not perfect, infact far from it. You call yourself a Christian, so what's with all the hate and slagging off?

I'm walking on sunshine, woah woah woah

Well todays been another successful day! Woah! 2 days in a row, must be good! Frankie didn't get me, I was left walking to school by myself, I've never felt so lonely before! LMAO! Sorry...
Well yeah, I got there, spoke to the usual DuDhIs, eg Corrin! It was pretty funny...
First lesson was History, I was poopied because of the tension between Clur, we don't like eachother. But she didn't go. So I had fun with Daniel and Chris...or not!
Second lesson was maths, we were delighted with a maths test! It was well hard, like most people are nowadays (MY HUMOUR, HOW PATHETIC???) we kept drawing things on our "working out" paper, she draw Squorrels, they are soooooo funny! Len and Rik, if you read this, remind me to send you it!
At break me and Tabby bought Munchimoos, then we went for a fag, where Corrin decided to tell everyone the jokes I ever so kindly wrote down for her...
Third lesson was english, oh Jess makes me laugh!!! We were just reading the book again...
Fourth lesson was science, Sammy came in saying all these things, it was quite disturbing. So after putting the tiddies in the petri dishes, me and Sammy wrote lyrics all over my science folder, for my birthday Tabby's making me Puddle Of Mudd, Come Clean, Oh I love her!!! It was a really hilarious lesson, can't write in detail, because it may seem offensive, but sure do I love this guy!!!
At lunch, Me, Tabby Baby, Nippsipuff, Sammy and err Clur went up Safeways. Tabby put Clur in her place, YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! It teaches her not to use her so-called friends It was well funny, we were in the cafe and Sammy bought a big bottle of coke and he fizzed it up and aimed it at Nippsipuff, Nippsipuff panicked and tipped the bottle over, and it went all over the table and floor! So we all ran out of there, and Ian was like shouting: "Quick!We're going to be late!" It was soooooooooooooooooo funny! The way back wasn't that bad, they were still trying to trip me up though! Argipoos... We tried making Tabby faint, but it didn't work, then Tabby and Sammy started going Skitzipoos because they found loads of change on the floor, they even picked it up, then Samym put it in his pocket... then he breathed, then breathed out... Then when we were walking back into school, Sammy decided to use me as a shield, as Ian kicked puddles at him, thanks guys!
At form time Craig came in late, and we were like doing this weird thing with our tounges at eachother, don't ask! We used to be close, but now we're not in the same lessons . Well I walked him to his next lesson, and got a hug .
Last lesson was business. It was well funny, First of all we had to do this poster thing about Garages, so I panicked and wrote any random crap. Then I pressed the reset button by myself, Amy pressed hers, I laughed. Then because we didn't want to do work, everytime the computer seemed to come on, we pressed the reset button again, until when the computer didn't come back on... so we did nothing for the last 10 minutes, but laugh.
I walked home with Frankie, and Nippsipuff has just introduced me to this really addictive game! So I must go play it, I'm listening to 80s music, how sad but yet very fun...
OMGIDDY AUNT DOODAH POOPY! I found out who the guy was, the one behind us when I was playing with my ass, JETHRO CROMPTON...anyway
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Glop with a sprig of rosemary...

Well today's been pretty cool. I woke up just that little bit earlier so I could have breakfast . I'm in a really happy mood because 1, it's been a fanbloodytastic day and 2, I'm listening to "Walking On Sunshine" and I've just realised, it's nothing how me and Tabby sing it!
Well went on the bus, sat next to Chrissy at the back, with water dropping on my head, I hate that bus! The journey seemed to take ages, we now go through Bideford, there was this really cute guy that came on today, then I noticed his jumper, and trousers, adn I came to the conclusion that he was gay...
Well college was cool, I ended up only writing a paragraph and a menu thing for Sammy. We had music on through like the whole day, Chrissy kept putting on Blurry, because I love it, you would of thought it was predictable after the 3rd time, but it wasn't...
Danielle yet again graffitied my leg, how fun? lol
Waiting for the bus was yet again great fun. We were all standing around telling jokes, Anton kept laughing at my laugh, how embarrassing!
On the bus Anton started sharpening his knives, it was scary!
I got dropped off at Tabby's, may I add I'm listening to "I'm Walking On Sunshine"... yet again, it's such a feel good song!
Well Rik and Leon finally have our letter! I really hope they write back, it'll be well cool! Me and Tabby went to Safeways, she brought fingers, and I bought the new green fanta, GREAT STUFF!
We walked to Ian's, but it's his MoMmI's birthday, so he had to come out later, so we went to the "triangle" in Stratton. This man walked past, full on staring, it was irritating so I shouted to him: "It's ok! It's not alcohol..."
To which Tabby found hilarious, after many moanings of our Bishop's popping out our pants, Ian finally came! So me and Tabby released our um... , it was great! But the water in the toilet was white...
We went back to the triangle thing, where I realised exactly how much fun you can have with yourself and a pole! Then we went to the park, where we sang many songs, yet again. When it came to walking Tabby home, it was great, apart from the fact that my bum was itching, due to it's hairiness. So we were walking back and I just couldn'y handle it, I had to do something, so I struggled with my panties, and Ian decided to shout really loudly "She's itching her ass" due to my most utter embarrassment, we had a stalker! So yeah, a man saw my ass...
Then me and Ian started walking back, when my MoMmI pranked me for when I was being picked up, Me and Ian decided to stand next to the pole, of which is the same height as me, I discovered this by standing next to it, with no shoes on. When I put them back on, to my utter horror, I looked at the ground which I was just standing on, and there was poop, smudged, but I came home, and it wasn't on my feet so I'm ok! I don't know why I wrote this, because it is so incredibly embarrassing! And I can't spell...
It won't let me sign into Messenger, o poo! I like had to wrestle with my sister to get on here, well I'll write more tomorrow. Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tuesday, February 03, 2004

Sammy + Mud = Muddy Jess, Muddy Jess + Tilzey = Home

Well Frankie didn't bother getting me in the morning, so my MoMmI gave me a lift in the "banging" metro whilst listening to "Blazin Squad". I went into school, to see her there! She also got a lift... and wouldn't be walking home with me because she's staying over Michaela's, which is ok because I've got college tomorrow! Before first lesson Corrin kept chasing me with her wet coat and slapping it against my face, it was horrible!
First lesson was p.e. We did volleyball, it was ok, not that special.
Second lesson was science, Sammy was being horrible to me, no change there, but it ended up being an ok lesson, I'm glad I make Russ laugh! About my masculinity...
At break I found Corrin and I stayed with her, it's my "new" thing to do at breaks, so I spend time with all my friends, I saw Chrissy, we talked about her presants, her necklace from her boyfriend is gorgeous! It's this huge crystal heart thing.
Third lesson was business. Miss wasn't there so I was just emailing everyone all lesson, even though I did do some work because I didn't wanna be behind when she came back.
Fourth lesson was english. It was fun. I wrote another 2 pages for my novel, I'm gonna carry on writing it even when we no longer have to do it, I want to get money out if it! I'll tell you the main points:
Ian kills Len - eats him
Tabby kills Alexia - with a rock ...LMAO SORRY!
Tabby and Ian fall in love
Jess drugs Sammy
Jess seduces Sammy
Sammy rips Letty's arm off
Air kills Letty
Air escapes
Rik kills Sammy
Tabby, Jess, Rik, Ian and Pig live happily ever after

GREAT STUFF!
At lunch, I met Ian, Tabby, Sammy and Clur. I don't know why she came with us, because she usually hates Ian, but it's probably because Sammy was coming with us because we had arranged it the night before. We went to Safeways, it was pretty cool, not the funniest, but pretty funny. But on the way back (hence the title) we decided to go the muddy way, in this time, Sammy decided to rugby tackle me when we came to a muddy bit, and so I ended up in the mud, it was dripping down my back and everything! I ain't exaggerating at all! I was literally covered! It was funny at first, but then when I got back to school Tilzey saw me, so I changed into my P.E kit, but he said I had to go home. So I rang my mum, she got me, I got cahnged at home, then Dad drove me back. I got 21% in the maths test, Sammy (I'm sorry if you didn't want it broadcasted over the internet) got a low mark too. So we might be moving down :(.
DROPS OF JUPITER IS PALAYING :D
I went to Tabby's after school, walked back, ate lots of chocken ( I know, I can't believe it either) and we are getting broadband, so that's all good. should be having a bath later to get rid of the mud. Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Monday, February 02, 2004

OW, DON'T BUY SUPER TAMPONS IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN, OH YEAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY!!!

Yeah, sorry bout the title, but it hurts!!! Well lets start the day off. My MoMmI woke me up and I really didn't want to go! I was just way too tired! But she brought me coffee, so I ended up waking up. Frankie got me and we walked to school. It was fun.
First lesson was art. We're starting a new topic, so no more mess for my school uniform! We're now doing observational drawings, I'm so much better at this! We had to find a corner in the school and draw it...how fun??? But it was...
Second lesson was history, pretty boring, Miss Davey reminded me about the detention, great!
At break I went with Corrin for a fag. It was cool but yet extremely cold! So I went to see Frankie and the crew, then Frankie tried forcing some food down my throat, so I left her. And went to science. To my disappoitment, Sammy wasn't there.
Third lesson, Science, boring, apart from getting Ben's number and Letty telling me about all the guys she pulled... Also I was nibbling on my pen when suddenly it slipped and went into my gum, it was bleeding...I had like tissue in my mouth all day!
Fourth lesson: English, I missed half of it due to wanting to go home, but then I went back and was on a role to write a story, damn it's good! Its got me, Tabby, Leon, Rik, Ian, Alexia (she's made up), Air, Pig, Sammy and Letty. Ian's my brother and we all end up eating eachother :).
At lunch me and Clur went to the detention. Me and Clur had to do these card thigns for Pop Idol, Jess Watson and Metal pole girl had to do a script thing, Daniel, Tom, Robert, Ben and James got to play cards with the YEAR 8S! But Tom, Kurt, Damo and Aron had to sing Barbie Girl and dance, it was incredibly cruel! I bought munchimoos
Form Time: we played hangman, I went up many times, with the words: CHOCKENS, PANIC ROOM and erm... I think that's it, but it was fun!!!
Last Lesson: I.T It was pretty cool, just emailing all my mates again. But pretty boring.
I wlaked home, now I'm on here (obviously) and later I'm going out with Nippsipuff, Tabby Baby and Pigsipoos. Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sunday, February 01, 2004

TABBY AND IAN DECLARE THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER

Yesterday was pretty cool. Nips came round after Clur had left. Then we met up with Tabby. Can't actually remember what we did, but yeah...
Today I went to church, it was cool, Cally decided to tell everyone how much she loves me. It was embarrassing. Then Nips and I came home. Now we're talking on the internet. TABBY AND NIPPSIPUFF ARE GOING OUT! It's a great day... chat to you later folks. Love you lots like (as Tabby would say) pork chops...
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