Chucklevision

Well I was round Pig's yesterday, and we had nothing to do so we watched Chucklevision. It was hilarious. First I told him that I could play the theme tune on the keyboard, then I told him that I wanted it as a ring tone.

Imagine that, fucking hilarious.

/Kthanxbye

Don't look back into the sun

Well, my days have been very fulfilled these last couple of days.

I turned 20 acres of grass with Will :D It was boring...but we listenend to the radio all day so I was happy.

Tonight is my prom! I'm going to have a bath at half 3, Gina should be here by then, she'll do my hair and stuff. Then I'll get changed, Will will pick me up and ba-da, I'll look like a twat with curls.

I'm still feeling affects from last night. Oh God how I must of acted like a twat, with straight but recently dyed hair.

When Will dropped me off, I REALLY liked him hugging me, so I went inside, watched some Big Brother then I realised it had actually been a couple of weeks since I last masturbated.

So I did it. And for the first time in about a year, it was over a guy! I managed to complete it aswell! Usually I only manage to get half way then I have to finish it off by thinking of bisexual women.

God I'm so proud. I had a dream that I wanted Will. No. No. No.

Jeremy didn't ring me yesterday...at all...it's the first time in about a month, oh well. I saw him yesterday.

Still refuses to talk to me in front of Amy...

I saw your ugly brother last night, it reminded me of how much I hate you

Well last night was good. Got fucked mate innit.

I was throwing up all over the dancefloor, I rubbed my leg against Lettie's mum's ear then I sucked Tabby's thumb until it turned blue and fell off.

It's all a lie. But it was quite a good night, which mostly consisted of laughing at Aaron. Not just his dancing, or his leaking ear, just generally him! When I came home I couldn't sleep! It was just far too hot; no underwear for me! I slept with a sheet and with the windows open.

I was very horny.

Waiting for Will's phonecall now, so that I can go be just a little bit more socialable.

Thank you

I attended my best friends wedding today

It was short but great, she looked amazing! Her breasts looked rather oddly shaped, but she was still stunning none-the-less.

Tab came over, we walked there, sat there whilst all of Lettie's relatives who we didn't know arrived, and they liked to stare at us...

Then we went to sit down, I tried not to laugh at the facial features of the camera man (Mr Piggy) and the quite literally huge boil behind Aaron's ear, which was leaking yellow gunk :|

Well yeah, it was quite quick, but it managed to contain the moment of "The Best Man Dropping The Ring" and "Wrong Track On Cheap Cd Player Which Was Being Used As They Walked Out" and the good old one which I loved..."Frankie Dropping the Confetti On The Floor Before Lettie Walking Outside, Then Blaming It On Jess When Someone Asks Her About It"

I came home, got my stuff ready for the extremely hardcore after-marriage party which I will be attending at 6pm later tonight.

Will better pick me up dammit! Otherwise I might have to ask Jeremy, which will be sucky because he fucking sucks because he chose his girlfriend who he's been with for over 9 months over me. But she cheated on him. And he believes her when she only told him that she was cheating on him to "make him jealous". What about this, darling, I saw you with the fucking guy! I wish I could take photos...

And to think, he was the one who got me to go to the festering meal "Mew! I want you to go" Bad mate! I go and you just ignore me, and the only time you don't is when you slap my ass or pretend to be best friends with me when you have clearly fucked me off.

And I think you should tell me that "I would of been with you ages ago if it wasn't for all teh complications" Why tell me now? If you liked me THAT much then you wouldn't of let things get between us.

Yeah I'm pissed off...

Tell me that it's over

Yeah I'm listening to that Lindsay Lohan song, I seem to like American birds singing about shit relationships.

Oh well, that's just the way I am.

Yesterday was mehhy...if you get what I mean, woke up, went to Pig's, bathed for a while, came home, had a bath, cried, watched Benders, got picked up, went bowling, went skulking, came home, slept.

Me no like :( Things have started to get boring again. I just want Jem to come in tonight so I can just see him...but I don't think he wants to see me, it's all complicated because no one wants to see me happy :)

Yes I'm the opposite to optimistic (I don't know how to spell the p-word) so I will act like this.

Sympathy does not need to be given

Toodlepip

Hallelujah

My throat is tickly, when I laugh it is followed my a cough which often brings up a large amount of mucous, I can't spell, but I'm looking so attractive right now with a nice green liquid oozing from my um...is it left or right? Well it's my right, so probably your left...

I'm ok. Nothing really bad going on apart from the occasional dose of bullshit given to me by "my good friend" Will. But it'll be alright, I'm aware of his lies.

I'm just going to fester on the internet whilst I wait for Tobias to come online so I have the chance of going to his rather then remaining in my house for the entire day.

Well yes, I'm listening to Hey Jude - The Beatles because it's good. But I'm going to put Last Summer - Lost Prophets on now because
1) It's one of those songs I can put on repeat and not get sick of
2) I like it
3) I'm hardcore with a quiche
4) I have fuck all decent tunes on my computer

Toodlepip

Is someone getting the best, the best, the best of you?

Well yesterday I was really pissed off. Will asked me if I liked Jeremy, I said yes...Will then tells me he loves me :| I love it when best friends fall in love with you when you want their best mates
I want Mikey, Nips! Please fall in love with me!
I want Mon, Pig! Please fall in love with me!
I want Jeremy, Will! Please fall in love with me!

God...and now Will is threatening to hit Jeremy, I just feel like shit because I really hope I haven't screwed things up for them, they should recognise that I'm only a girl and that they shouldn't even be bothered about it.

Dammit this will ruin the plans for Saturday night.

Maths exam

I love complicatoins between relationships.

Please, please, please let me be the cause of a relationship splitting up.

I love it :|

Well yeah, maths exam today, I'm as perked as a naked man. He's naked with no clothes.

I'm going to get changed and dry my hair, awww Jacob has hurt himself! He has several cuts on his head and it is bleeding.

Struth! You're lovely, I like Jeremy :)

Toodlepipx

All outta fags and I just can't wait

You know it's gonna be a good day when you send someone the message: dead and they reply with : ;)

I'm a bird you cannot change

I think that's what the song just said, it reminds me of Kris. I'm am, yet again, waiting for Will. He phones me to tell me he will be here at half 4, it's 5:10 and still no sign of him.

I haven't been in the same room as Crazy T for the last 2 days :( Yesterday I talked to him on the phone as he was stood outside my house, today he was supposed to come over but then Jim's nan farted so he had to clean up the mess.

Not really, something about cleaning up a safe.

Well yeah, I'm off to Jeremy's tonight. It's all good through the eyes of a peach monkey, however, I am not a peach monkey, therefore I am pissed off with Tab for deserting me for Jess...and her sexy uncle.

It should be fun.

Wishful thinking there...why do I always like people with girlfriends? It's so festering! I decided I'm not gay because I like male men...lol mail men...post men...post man Steve...

Toodlepipxxx

I'm looking to the sky to save me...

Life is good and life is great because I ate a pickle and farted.

God my arm really hurts, probably from holding the phone for 3 hours. I love being woke up by my phone at 11 almost everyday, if it ain't Crazy T it's Will, if it's not Will then it isn't anyone else because no one rings me.

Well yeah, I'm kinda arm-limping to type this, and I have bov because Will should be coming to pick me up dammit. I'm so bored and I crave nicotine :(

Toodlepip fatshits xxx