My heart is yours; it's you that I hold on to

What an utterly shit day. Completely bored and with nothing to do, but eat. I've finally worked out who my fitties are, and boy, this summer is going to be exciting.

I think I have one for each lesson, which should bring happiness and fulfillment to my days at college. Also, I might also get that glimpse from those familiar beady eyes which always appear completely out of knowhere, and keep me in wonder for the rest of the day.

So, tonight, staying in on a Friday night. Gone insane have you? Hell...no. I've just got no money and so much bov. I've been telling everyone that tonight I have a date, what I didn't tell them is that it is with my television. Suckers...at least now I seem like a stud. Party tomorrow night, so I'm not as lame as I thought. Go Team Rocket.

You telling me that I'm your Queen?

I am really brown, with long nails. What is going on? If the cellulite didn't exist I might even be beautiful. I love it when something fantastic occurs with the opposite sex, and for the rest of the day all you can think about is that thing, and what will happen tomorrow because of it.

Being smitten is probably the best feeling in the world, I bet guys don't ever feel the same way, I feel so privilegged to be female. Other moments I love are when you think that there is no way in hell that it will happen, and then it does. Just the way you would want it to. Finally, I think my favourite moments overall have to be the ones where you say to yourself: "if this happens, it's because he wants me". Then they totally happen, it's good.

I am currently listening to a song which sounds as though people are on a chariot in the desert and chasing Indians or something. It's good, and it is growing on me. I wonder if anything with Mr Smitten is going to happen today. I hope it does, because it has so far this weekend. Haha, I didn't put a space between the "far" and "this" and it said fart...

Happy Birthday Tabby, for the other day :), you are now one step closer to Adulthood...

I'll give you a race

Sleep on that floor, dream about me

Today I got a free day to the seaside. Complete with swimming, bathing, arcades and ice cream.

After my friend, Janine, purchased an ice cream, she walked down a slope. As she walked she tripped, fell, rolled then threw the ice cream in front of her. I had to walk straight pasther, and not help her up. This was clearly the funniest thing I had seen for a long time, I needed to laugh without her seeing me. It didn't work, because she heard me.

What's brown and floats? A brown boat.

We all went in the turquoise coloured sea, it was ever so chilly, but perfectly gorgeous. As was the day. We got out and bathed, after doing crazy dancing and throwing sand all over the place. I made friends with a girl called Hollie, we started talking about how I used to care about my breast size, so she made me some from the sand, what a sweet, sweet girl...

Got the bus back, swealtering, like a hot thing. Saw an old man loose his hat, that was amusing too.

I can't wait for tonight, it feels like a date, but it's with Tab.

Oh I said it would be perfect and it happened so it was perfect. I love you

Got to see you one last night

Don't I look a dish

This week break was supposed to be when I revised anything and everything I know about philosophy, and on the Friday night I have decided to revise.
My mum is out in town, ready to get my "revision cards" and paper pad, I can't wait, it's weird. I can't handle another drinking night, in which I have to wake up early. I slept about 48 hours yesterday, obviously that's a lie, but the sweat on the back of my neck made me reach this conclusion...so...here is what I have been doing the last week:

Sunday - William Braund's 20th Birthday
I was supposed to go to Lettie's, but I couldn't get hold of her, then I got a phonecall from Jeremy saying it was Will's birthday party at The Countryman, so I went.

This is Jeremy and I, after he had been calling the Polish Barmaid Banana. I don't think she appreciated it all that much, however. I did compliment on her fantastic eyeshadow. It was two-toned.

And to the right is Will and I. I'm glad this photo was taken, and I am glad I didn't stay over his as planned. We both clearly knew nothing would happen, it was just the scary thought of having to share with his brother, Beanie. He is named Beanie for a reason; he's actually Mr Bean. Perverted noises and all.

So, I managed to get home that night. Pissed as a coot. I went to sleep, and awoke, and went to Becky's.

Monday - Session with Rebecca Parnell

I got the bus up, after a mission and a half, no exageration. We got there and we went straight out, after changing into dresses and boots. We went to such a beautiful destination, I'm so glad that photos were taken. We found a swastika on the floor...that was after Becky had to retreat to another part of the bridge and a woman walked past, and I was laughing hysterically, and then a little boy swore at us when he walked past with his mum...strange.

We came home and watched Big Brother

Tuesday - Barnstaple with Pat and crew

Yeah, alright, so I was supposed to go to Fran's, but she cancelled. So I decided to join Becky when she had planned to visit her boyfriend. Scott, Josh and Itchy were there too. It was fun. Came home and met Tabby, with her new phone, we retreated to the golf course. And had fun.

Wednesday - the celebration of James Cole's 18th Birthday

I met Tab, with her newly extensionised hair, and we went into town. Made a mistake when I went into Corrin's work; didn't realise she'd be finishing at that time. Got the bus to Becky's, got ready, Janin came and off we went. I drank, I danced, I sang and I smoked. However, I didn't sleep.

Thursday - Jess's catch up on sleep day

Finally got home, went to sleep. Woke up to watch Big Brother. Slept again. Woke up to watch Big Brother again. Slept for a furthur 12 hours...

Friday - Revision day

I am going to have a bath, go to Pig's and revise. I might end up going out with Corrin tonight, see how things go. Thank you.