Hey. Todays been cool. Frankie got me in the morning, we walked to school, it was um... fun! First lesson was science in the i.t rooms, I was getting incredibly stressed because my email system went skitzipoos...
Second lesson was r.e, Alex is so incredibly scared of me! But it was fun, scaring him I mean...
At break I went with Letty for a fag, we were with Deesray and stuff. Miss Armstrong came up to us and was just like watching us, WEIRDO?
Third lesson was maths, pretty poopy, Clur nicked a poster DuDhI thing, tithe, we were having such amazing conversations with Mr Thorpe, he kicks ass! Anyway...
Fourth lesson was food, we were in the i.t rooms, I managed to sort out my email thing, Sammy has also just told me that he's changed all the names of my folders, how delightful??? Or not...
At lunch we went up Safeways and got in poopy because we always leave the table in a mess. So we did a decent thing and cleared our table, it was great, I also told the lady person it, she was good.
Last lesson was history, I now have a detention at lunch, having to look after the year 8s. The test was called: "I'm scared of year 8s so I actually did my history homework" test... I have to do it, mangaging only to get 3 questions of the 10 right, Clur is with me though, she only got 5 :D.
We came home, cooked some unsatisfying (as in burnt and pink inside) turkey burger things, and chips that tasted like fish... We then recorded ourselves dancing to muse, Clur doing this weird stair thing in my kitchen, also the elevator, canoe, superman, super-superfast superman and escalators...
We went to Jax, they were doing all this skitzipoos stuff, Clur wrote it in her blog. Clur: READ IT. Me and Nippsipoos had this conversation about how both our lives didn't have anything to do with anything! Complicated...
That's about it. Clur's staying tonight and I think she's starting to get ever so bored watching me write this, so bye
Clur: 2 rite, i wanna go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway...
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been well funny, Frankie came and got me fro school, we got a lift, then we went out with Letty and Scott for a fag, I don't know why Scott came, he just followed...
First lesson was Maths, I did the test.. I was getting so stressed out! I just wanted to run home and cry! It was so hard, I don't know why I even bothered trying to do it, I'm gonna fail on it so badly it's untrue! I used to be so good at like, all subjects! And I've slipped so badly. Well after that extremely irritating lesson I went back to the lesson, Clur and Sammy were attempting to talk to me, but I ignored them.
Second lesson was History, I shouted to Clur after maths, but surprise surprise, she ran after Sammy. And I was ignored...until we got into the lesson of course. It was cool, with the pencils and the whole wink thing, you'd have to be there to see how hilarious it is!
At break we just bought munchimoos.
Third lesson was third, all lesson, I mean ALL lesson I did no work and was just emailing everyone! Letty was just sending me pics of Lads from Hot Or Not, may I clarify that the majority of them are "Not".
Fourth lesson was Business, Miss is still obsessed with George!
At lunch Me and Letty went up Safeways, tris was doing "Finding Nemo" impressions, it was well funny! When we got back to school, Jess Bate pulled me over and said can I tell you something? So I thought it was gonna be something Hardcoe, but instead she came out with, guys this is well funny! There was this girl who was going to a fancy dress party, but she didn't have anythign to wear, so she pulled her flaps over her head and went as a sugar puff LMAO!!! I couldn't stop laughing about it! I told almost everyone in the school.
Last lesson was science, it was well funny. Sir goes to Sammy, listen or you'll get a log sheet, Sammy goes Oh No! Not the log sheet! It was so funny!
I went to Letty's after school, we watched Tv!
I wrote these on my phones....
Actually, a couple of these have been on here for a while...
Dude! He's playing with my ass!
Why can't I liz phair... Umm... I don't have a clue when I wrote this, i seriously am a fuck up!
I wonder why I'm a stranger in my own life... Some lyircs...
puppenwagen modell hulia Some Winnie The Pooh thing in German...
Beach Retreat Cafe... Beetroot Family...Nips knows what I'm on about
A bit of popcorn makes a mango bananas... it was on Ready Steady Cook
Anne Robinson said "How Cute?" My words!!!
Anne: How do you describe your looks?
Andrew: Unfortunate
Anne: So do I Oh I love her!!
Also, if anyone here watched the weakest link today, there was SUCH a fit guy on it! He was called Denis.........mmm, I so gotta find a picture of him! Also the guy who talked to Anne (the conversations above) won and he lives in Cornwall! He works at the Eden Project! How cool? Well that's enough of that...
Byexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I'm at college at the moment, just done this huge research on drugs, all great fun! But I didn't do the homework! Oh dear! When I get home hopefully I'll be finishing off "Tabby's Page", just need to add alot of pictures. I'll probably write more later LOVE YOU xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, todays been pretty funny. I woke up today with coffee....mmm... and then, I brushed my teeth and to my horror my MoMmI came up the stairs with snack-a-jacks and some fruit stuff, but I couldn't eat them... I walked to school BY MYSELF because Frankie didn't turn up, ARG! First lesson was r.e, Alex totally wants me, we had a police guy come in, he said, we won't spend alot of time talking about drugs, 40 minutes later.... CANNIBIS IS TURNING LEGAL ON THURSDAY but you have to smoke it in your own house, for your own use. If you let your friend smoke some it will be classed as "supplying".
Second lesson was Art, we yet again painted our figure in white, I've dirtied my jumper! Nicked an art book, Anna took hairspray...
At break me and Tabby bought munchimoos, two burgers for me, YET AGAIN!
Third lesson was business, we had to make a poster about safety precautions, it was great! Miss kept finding mine hilarious because George was on it, it is now on her wall :)
Fourth lesson was science, really boring
At lunch me, Tabby and Nippsipoos wen up to Safeways, we'll be singing "Mad World" at the next special Jax thing.... Later, me and Tabby bumped into Russ who had forgot his schoolbag, he'd left it at Safeway, so we walked up with him, whilst he was wearing Tabby's coat, he continued to wear it for the rest of the day.
Last lesson was History, Clur wasn't up to her usual self because Sammy dumped her. None the less, we still ahd fun with pencils! Miss was fascinated... also Miss said this, which I find highly amusing...

It sounds french, it is french

Well that's about it, I'm round Tabby's house at the moment, all jolly good show.
College tomorow zzzz...
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well today was alright, not exactly a day I would like to replay! Frankie called on me in the morning and we got a lift from my MoMmI. My mum's favourite saying is : Flip Reverse and her favourite songs are: Blow My Whistle and Resurrection (PPK) how embarrassing! Well anyway...yeah. I found that to my utter horror, Tabby wasn't at school. How rude? So I asked Clur to wait for me at break at the drama hall. So I thought the day was sorted...
First lesson was art, it was pretty cool. We were painting the floor tiles for our sculptures, mine ofcourse, was rainbow coloured.
Second lesson was English, Jess and Letty weren't there, so I was on my lonesome, I was really trying to concentrate because I want my grades to get good, and fast! But no matter what I wrote, it was always wrong.
At break I walked out my English room and saw Clur, I called her but she ignored me. Then She didn't wait for me at the drama table so I went into the hall, and I was alone. I went over to Chrissy, but she soon left me, then I went to Michaela (Yes, I do feel like a user! But that's what friends are for...) she said, Oh why's Letty hanging round with those guys. So I ran over to Letty, then we went out for a fag.
Third lesson was science, me and Letty did lots of work, not surprising when you have Mr Proudfoot...
Fourth lesson was p.e it was sooooooooo funny! I never want to bunk it again! We were doing aerobics, and we were doing things like: *cough cough*
the moulin rouge dance, macarena
then me and Clur went skitzipoos, great fun!
At lunch I met Letty and we went up Safeways, had a cigarette. Walked back to school. Then we were chatting to Russ and Alex.
Last lesson was maths, I actually did work! Ben is such a great teacher! Anyway... yus. I walked home with Corrin and Frankie, had another fag. I don't know what I'll be doing tonight because Tabby's ill, and I'm ever so chilly. Well I'll write more tomorrow bye xxxxxxxxxx

I aint gon ask again, I'll jus take it shorty. Take off ya shirt. Take off ya skirt. C'mon, get nekkid for me! says:
its times like this i'd listened to what my mother had told me..
Jessipoos says:
wot did ur MoMmI tell u?
I aint gon ask again, I'll jus take it shorty. Take off ya shirt. Take off ya skirt. C'mon, get nekkid for me! says:
i dont know. i didnt listen did i?

Sorry, I thought it was funny, OH LENNIPOOS! xxxxxx

Well yesterday was well cool. After eating, we came back online and was talking to Leon on Audio, I told his mum I loved her! (due to misunderstanding... oh the embarrassment!) It was weird... then after about 4 hours on the internet! (Monica, don't tell Dad!) We went downstairs and continued with our "Rik and Leon" project, don't ask! At about 11 we sneaked out for a fag break, but we heard the gate close so we panicked and ran into the cellar, it was sooooo funny! We were full on pissing ourselves then Dad opens the door and says, What are you doing? He must think I'm a right weirdo... Then we went in because it would just look extrememly odd ( go me, that's a weird way of putting things, like knives forks, and the whole cadoodle.)mmmmmmmm MoMmI just brought me munchimoos, oh the joy you can over a cheese toastie! I've just dropped cheese on my leg...OW!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll wait till it dries, then I'll pick it off, there goes another ARG!!! Anyway, I'll save the rest till after I've done this. Well anyway... where was I? Yeah, when Dad had gone into the living room, we went out, we were soooo paranoid! Tabby caused fireworks, but then the cherry fell off so she burnt herself. Then we went in, and started taking photos of ourselves, it was about half 12 by this time, we were re applying make up, it was so funny! We took lots of pictures, I'll probably put them on my website, so be sure to visit it... http://chickengal192.mysite.freeserve.com, please feel free to live something in my guestbook, it's on the LiNx page. Well we stayed up till about 3 just talking about loads of stuff. Then at 9:30, we woke up, and got ready for church. We waited for Nippsipoos to come, then we went off for a fag, then came back, and Clur was there... We went in to sing, but they weren't very "jolly" so we came back out and sat with her and Danny. Danny kept being so fesicious, I know he doesn't like me, but he doesn't have to make it so obvious! Then as soon as Sammy and Russell came, Clur completely ignored us, until later, when we had to get into partners, yeah! That's when she notices I'm alive... Then had to go in groups, and I was with Sammy and his "crew" and Sammy goes "can't you two swap with Jess," I looked at him and gave the biggest glare. Earlier on he had made a comment saying to Russell not to talk to us, and that he shouldn't lower himself to our level. Sometimes he's nice, but then he's really horrible. It does my head in, I know I think I know him, but the Sammy I fell in love with wasn't anything like this... Well Me, Tabby, Ian and probably Letty will be going to the union later, so I'll see what happens there, I'm taking the video camera and my mum's digital one. I'll probably write more later then... Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well last night was pretty poopy. Met up with Letty (IN THE END!!!), after going to Tabby's. Then we went to town. then we came home, went to sleep. Then I woke up today and called on Tabby. She's staying over. Got to go, dinsdins ready. Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been well good. I woke up this morning and Frankie came and we walked to school. First lesson was p.e, me and Sammy bunked, we went down Letty's, it was pretty boring, we write stuff down in Alana's book. It was so scary getting out of school, as we walked off we heard people shouting at Sammy, we were like, SHUT UP! We went back for second lesson, which was business. It was ok, half way through someone had rung Miss, all I heard her say was : Yes she's here... Then I saw Sammy. He asked me if I had been taken out of my lesson, we had been caught! Mr Tilzey phoned his mum and everything! Oh dear... I ate 2 burgers again, it was great! Third lesson was food, we were on the computers, I was emailing Tabby, Frankie, Michaela, Lucy and Letty like all lesson! It was cool... Fourth lesson was english, Letty stormed out. Weird... I had to leave at one, I had monitering day thing. It turned up to be really shit! At lunch me, Tabby and Clur met up, yes that's right, Clur! We had fun, it's a shame she ain't with us all the time. We bought the usual munchimoos...Clur got poppadoms, lmao! I just write poopadoms, oh the fun I can have when I'm all alone... Clur got a camera, only I didn't know it was buy one get one free, so I tried telling this to the lady and she almost ended up having a nervous breakdown! Again, it was funny! So in the end, Tabby had a camera. On the way back I didn't notice this curb, so I tripped on my hands on knees, it hurt but was yet so funny! And then we found 80p buried in the Long Jump pit, then we walked back into school, Clur was obsessed with sliding about in the mud. Last lesson was science, it was so funny! We had to "dissesemble" a plug, Sammy found it hilarious to wrap it round my neck, tehn threaten to put it in the water, I just found it scary. Then we were fighting. I told him I had missed him. It was exactly like old times. Apart from now he was just so much more caring! Like we were playing "slapsies" and I kept slapping him really hard, then I said, I can't wait until we split up, I'm just gonna slap you so hard! He said but Jess, we're never gonna go out, you're just gross. Then he looked at me adn said, not your appearance, just your attitude towards me. I can see what he means though, because I can see it too. And like, he was pushing my stool away and it nearly tips up, he always does this, then I nearly feel back, and I said that to him and he said, I wouldn't of let you fall. Then later on we were walking through the corridor and he always turns around fast (he's huge so when he turns around his bag nearly knocks me out because I'm so short! He does this on purpose...) well I flew into the wall and all you could hear was this huge smack, and he turned around and said I'm so sorry! He thought it was my head, but it was only my hand! Then I hugged him. Then I got a lift home with Frankie's mum. My parents don't know about me bunking yet, hope they don't ever! And Monica and M,ark, don't even think about it! This is my diary, you knew what was coming! And It's not your place to say anything, besides, it's p.e! Well I'm going xxxxxxxxxxxand I'm so not falling for Sammy... again! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well tonight's been such a "cheer up" I met up with Ian and Pig, then we calle don Tabby, then we went back to Ian's. We saw the photos we took the other day, they are well funny! Tabby seems to find the one with me wearing skiing goggles hilarious...
We watched this really disturbing french thing, Muzzy. Ian seems to love, Pig too, I just found it incredibly scary! Especially the singing dude on the bike, and the guy with the big green nose, and of course Muzzy! Then Letty came over. Then we had to walk Tabby home, so we went the scary way! Dropped her home, Pig went home. Then Letty walked me back. I need to add this, tabby had another blond moment, it was hilarious! On the "Muzzy" thing all these little people started climbing out of the helicopter, Tabby came out with : "Like they could really all fit in that envelope.." helicopter Tabby, helicopter... O I love her!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, I was walking in the corridor, I shouted to the youngers, "Yo Yo Yo, I'm a celebrity!", and one had the cheek to shout back "Yo Yo Yo, I don't care..."... kids these days.......

Well todays been...shit. I got a lift to school. I made friends with Tabby, may I add, THANK GOD! Leon sent me this email last night and it made me think, and I love her soooooooo much! First lesson was history, I've finally caught up with Clur! I no longer enjoy the lesson... Luke still sayd Shibby! I think that's the only thing that's kept me from showing everyone how upset I am. Second lesson was maths, which was good, me and Tabby talked. i tole her about the email, so at break we went into one of the clusters and read it, I had to hold back my tears, when I read it last night my face was burning with the tears! It was just so perfect! Then we went to the hall and we bought munchimoos. I had to eat 2 burgers in 5 minutes! Not recommended... Third lesson was english. We carried on reading the novel, but me and Jess were concentrating more on teh "Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love" video, it's drawn on our english folder.. I htink that Lady is disturbed to enjoy minibabies crawling on her, but as they say, whatever turns you on! Science was the next lesson, Sammy seemed ok towards me at first, then him and Daniel were talking about how the place bets with people about me, this really upset so I sat on the row infront, between Russ and Alex, but they didn't want me either, I'm just one big joke to everyone. I asked to go to the toilets, i wanted to cry and cry and cry, but someone was in there. So I just walke dback. I then took my stuff to the back of the classroom and I sat with Kristie, but then I went back next to Sammy, didn't speak though. Lunch, oh the joy! Tabby had to do this drama thing at quarter to 2, so I would have half an hour of lunch by myself, so we didn't bother going up Safeways because we wouldn't have enough time, so we bought munch then we went down to the music hall, so we could see Clur, Russ, Sammy and Danny practise their song (Linkin Park - In The End, they're performing it Sunday) but I was pushed out the door, and told to "bugger off" so me and Tabby went round the corner, I know it sounds pathetic, but I forced my tears back, I didn't want Tabby to see me like this. After that we just went to Tabby's form room. Last lesson was business, great! It was boring. I wlaked home with Frankie, had a fag. So to the person I promised to last night, I'm so sorry, just try being me for a day. Well yeah, that was about it. Now I'm on here doing nothing really. Just drowning my screams out with songs...

Well hi, yes thats right, I'm the bad guy, ONCE AGAIN! I completely give up on anything. At college today we were talking about dreams, I didn't realise as soon as I got home that almost everyone that I ever cared about would slap me in the face. Screw the lawyer dream, I want to be appreciated, and be in a life where people noticed me. I sit here, friendless, emotionless and officially lifeless. It's something inpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life.

Does it blaitently say on my forehead, "Hi! This has been such a incredibly bad day for me, so please... feel free to have a go at me, fall out with me, and talk to me like I'm nothing but shit :). College was good, then I went babysitting with Corrine, that was good too! Then I got dropped off at Letty's, to see Tabby there, after being completely ignored, having a fight with Letty, and deforming the curtain rail thing, I got a lift from my Mum. Yesterday Sammy declared his undying hate for me. I've tried not to let it get to me, but I've reached breaking point. Everyone thinks I'm just this attention seeking freak. I just don't know what I can do. I might aswell hang round with my old (but so great) friends, at least they notice I'm alive and actually involve me in things, and don't treat me like I have no feelings. Oh I hate everything so much!

Well I'm at college, earlier on I had my first experiance with a "Mac", it was seriously scary! The mouse was round! I'm at college at the mo, having my lunch breaK, I need to write something that is so ironic! Earlier on me and Corrin were singing loadsa songs, like bLurry by Puddel of Mudd and Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas, and I turned the radio on, and guess what was playing? Yes that's right! Blurry by Puddle of Mudd followed by Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas, well yeah... Nothing else has happened really, probably on the bus back will be a story to tell, then i'm going to go babysitting with Corrin, get picked up by Adrian John, see Corrin's puppies then he'll drop me off at Letty's so I won't be updating much more today I don't think. Well take care hunnies, Love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been well funny. I walked to school with Frankie, it was fun, just like old times again! We got there pretty late though! First lesson was p.e It was really funny! We had this pathetic Tag Rugby game thing, I couldn't stop laughing as Tabby chased me across the astro! Later we had to chuck the ball to eachother, it was great! Second lesson was science with Mr Ryan. It was pretty funny, Dave was bullying me again so I got kept behind after the lesson because I was swearing. GET THEM TO LEAVE ME ALONE. At break I met Tabby and we went to the hall and bought munchimoos. Then I went to Business, where I wrote the following message (the entry before this one!!!). Miss asked me to help her! She totally wants me, but not as much as she wants Deesray! Fourth lesson was English, Jess was there this time to save me. She had to go to the front and pretend to be Jack from Lord Of The Flies, the guy she had to hook up with totally wanted her! They had a real connection, you could see the chemistry! At lunch I met a very pissed off Tabby, we went to Safeways and I tried to cheer her up, so I got a fag! We bought the usual munchimoos and I got credit. Later on we saw Clur and Russ so we stopped and chatted to them, after giving Owen my cigarette, we walked back to school. Form time was fun... NOT! But I didn't get sent out this time!
Last lesson was maths. Tabby deserted me half way. How rude? Then after school I went back to hers and she started having a spasm as she poured the peach juice, it was sooooo funny! Then we watched "Scary Movie" DOOFY IS THE DUDHI! Then a bit of "Grease". I had to eat tea at the table with her mum, I was sooooo scared! I dunno why though, I'm just shy! Then we went online. Talked to Rik (hubba hubba ding ding fwala fwala) and Leon, alsom Sammy officially hates me! Oh well, his loss. Then we met up with Letty, Pig, Da and then Alana was coming to beat up Kirsty, BiAtCh. Then Da went, Alana did and we dropped Tabby home. Then me, Letty and Pig walked. We dropped Pig home, then Letty dropped me home! YEY! Well I'm going now. Overall a FaNbLoOdYtAsTiC day! bye guys, I'll wirte at college xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey I'm at school at the moment, in a business lesson, I'm getting really paranoid so I'm gonna go. Love you! Oh yeah, spreadsheets suck! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wow me, Ian and Tabby had an amazing time! We burnt tampons, great fun! Went back to his, took loadsa photos, and his Dad drives such a nice car! And drives it as in he's in Sector Seven! Wow........ that's about it! I love Rik xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been cool, I woke up again to my mum ringing me. http://www.candystand.com/games/cs_shock_cscd.htm , just to annoy Mark! Anyway... Mum offered me coffee again, so I got a lift. Then I got to school and spoke to Tabby, she seemed a bit upset, I think it's about her mum waking her up, or not waking her up, she'll write about it in her blog, it'll make more sense! First lesson was art. Luke kept making this really weird noise, Shebby... I ofund it hilarious! We got to paint our sculptures in white paint, next lesson we're gonna paint the base of it black and white checkered, the points into a rainbow and the people, I dunno, but it will be fun :)

Second lesson was history, another very funny lesson! I've nearly catched up on the pages with Clur, just one and a half more to do!!! I can't actually remember it... wierd. I just love writing! And Clur panicked so much....again.

At break me, Clur and Tabby went into the hall. Tabby seemed offish, Sammy won't let me sing in the Linkin Park thing, it's rude! He kept making jokes that I didn't get!

Third lesson was science with Mr Bradbury. Again ver funny, I think it's all teh hair sprouting out of his ears that makes him not hear Sammy's evil comments. Even when he was talking to Sammy he didn't hear tehm.. weird! Me and Sammy told him we hated him as we walked out...

Fourth lesson was english, on the way there I tried persuading Sammy to bunk with me, but he refused, then later when I gto int he classroom, Sir wasn't there, how rude??? SoI had to write this huge essay thing, it sucks! Frankie text me half way through the lesson, she's finally back from holiday! She said she was going to pick em up from school.. how cool? My life is complete, both Frankie and Ian are back!!!

At lunch me and Tabby went up to Safeways, Clur and Sammy went with eachother, I think it's pathetic walking like 2 foot away from us, we're all good mates, but yet we never associate with eachother. Me and Tabby bought fullon munchimoos, it was great! Then we tried to sit with Sammy and Clur but they pushed us away saying that they wanted to talk. So we sat with Kayley and her crew. WOW! Hey Ya's playing...

We had extended form time, Isobel Mill walked into my hand with her crotch, it was disturbing! Then Michaela did this really weird thing with her hand, it was sooooooo funny! All the way through form I couldn't stop laughing! so Sir sent me out the room for 20 minutes, how rude!!! Sammy walked past and apolagised, then he went somewhere :S.

Last lesson was I.T, Sir totally wants me!!! I was being pretty loud and irritating! I always am in that lesson... I've gotta stop doing that!

Well at the end of school Frankie met me and me, her and Clur (Edwards) walked to Spar, picked up Frankies wages, then Frankie got fags and we walked home. Now I'm on here, I love Rik!!!

Love y'all Jessxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been as expected. I woke up in time for church, then I wanted to sleep, then sleep some more, and then have some sleep. But my MoMmI beeged me to go, so I did. It wasn't all tjat fun, pretty freaky with people shrieking... I came home and now i'm on here, oh the joys of a Sunday! I'm currently watching Tabby on Webcam, hehe! She's so great. Hopefully a much more exciting day tomorrow, oh yeah go to my site http://chickengal192.mysite.freeserve.com bye guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, this ones going to be quite long! Yesterday was soooooooooo funny! First lesson was Science, we were in the I.T rooms. It was just another lesson of no work, just Goo Goo Dolls. I got Iris stuck in Mr Ryan's head. Great fun!!! I've finally been able to seen the video to Our Lady Peace, Innocent. It's really good, I think I have another celebrity husband on the way...

Second lesson was R.E, another lesson of completely freaking Alex out. He drew a smiley Face on my hand :)

Break was normal, met up with the usual crew. Just realised a new Fanta is out, it's green! Buy it, if they make a blue one I'l be able to make a rainbow out of the bottles :)

Third lesson was Food. Another lesson of Ben Craig giving me crap. I seriously hate him.

Fourth lesson was Business. It wasn't really fun today. But hey! Live life to the full init...

Met up with Tabby and Clur. We went up to Safeways, I've actualyl really missed Clur's company! I should spend more time with her, which I figured out from last lesson.

History, me and Clur was in stitches the whole time! It was all mainly about Luke headbutting my crotch (he's really small and fat!) then she said that I was scaring her, I asked her why, she sayd I dunno, but I have the urge to runaway. I asked again why, she answered with I dunno, but Luke's fat. That really set me off, I couldn't stop laughing! Then we would stroke eachother everytime we spoke, then we watched Countdown and she put on this really fake laugh and it was so funny! then we had to go home...

I walked back with Tabby to Lettys. When I got there we did nothing. Later I called on Tabby and we went to Safeways. We bought this smoothie, yoghurt drinks and rusks. Letty said really loudly in Safeways, I'm not buying them if I have to cook them.. one word for that... cringe.

Then we got this guy called Oko to get us fags, then we wents to John's, I dunno who he is, but I went in his house. He called me Fosh, and Tabby Squorrel, tehn he put photos of us on his phone, oh the shame!

Then for some reason we walked into Bude, got chips, then walked back towards Tabby's. Im my much earlier blogs, try October 2003, I wrote about this guy calle dWill who I was constantly with. Well I saw him with his mate Tony. Will kept hugging me, Tony was at first all voer Letty, then me. Then Tabby pulled him. It was really funny. None of knew him, apart from Will, and he kept going really close. Everytime I turned around he would be there. Then when we had to go, he hugged me adn asked me for a kiss, I said no (again) and so Tabby did again so we could just go! So we walked Tabby home.

Then me and Letty went back to hers, then at 11 went back out to meet Pig. When we did meet him we just walked round, I don't think he was too impressed! It would be better if Letty wasn't ill. SHE SO SHOULD OF PULLED HIM! BUt she didn't... BiAtCh

We got home, then slept.

Todays been full of sleeping, having cold baths and then walking home by myself extremely pissed off

But you know how it gets

Till next time.. Love Y'all xxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah...

Tabby's Requests:

Brainstorm

In algebra we've got a rule, Bidmas? Noo! It's Bodmas all the way!

Whipping with a ruler

"All the teachers are horrible to me" Said Jess
"Why's that Jess? Said Mr Register
"Well Mr Bradbury said I have no friends and yesterday Miss Duncalf called me a boy."
"I don't understand that, your such a lovely, friendly and nice girl"

WRITE IT DOWN

I'm a mole... What ever turns you on Tabby!

Lets Be... I'm worried about her!

Jess: "Sir, feel how tense my leg is, just prod it"

And these are the ones that wasn't asked to be shown...

I ripped up my other requests due to boringness

I told you not to disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! DUDE! Doofy kicks ass!

If you read this you are gay

Tabby: There's plenty more apples on the tree, sailors on the boat...

Jess: There's plenty more peaches on the ground... DON'T ASK!

Miss has a big head -She said

Just seeing if this works



jess xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well todays been so good! First lesson was maths, Mr Register totally wants me! He gave me an Alan Shearer poster :). He made my life complete, do you know how long I've been wanting that? I used to just support Newcastle because of him, then I discovered Michael Owen... Me and Tabby had fun doing the request things again. It was funny, but we didn't manage to swap at the end of the day, so I'll make the list even longer, then give it to her tomorrow. Second lesson was history, it was sooooooooo funny! I need to read what's written on my arm...
Oh look, bubbles... Miss Davey

Chris has a flexi thumb Me, you should see it, it's freaky!

Wiz Oz Clur, I have to mention the Wizard Of Oz to her bro...

We saw a burning dog Me and Clur, my hostory teacher likes pain

My pictures backwards!!! Me, my picture was backwards!

At break we just hang it in the hall. I showed Clur Lets Get Retarded, she likes it :).

Third lesson was food, Miss wasn't there so for the majority of the time, well three quarters of an hour of it, we didn't have a teacher, then we had Miss Mudge. Sge's a BiAtCh, she kept telling me to shut up, so I pretended that I had a disorder and tried to bite my ear...

Fourth lesson was business, me and Amy talked all the way through it, it was well funny. Miss kept telling us to shut up, but guess what? I'm Jess, and when people tell me to shut up, I don't :)

At lunch, after waiting for Clur for ages, then she decided not to go woth us, me and Tabby went up to Safeways. It was well funny, we were doing "Scary Movie" impressions, I couldn't stop laughing!

Last lesson was science, Sammy put this disturbing pic on my folder. It was exactly how things were before, us laughing our heads off, then I got moved.

I went to Letty's after school, got picked up and now I'm on this thing playing a delightful game of Tic-Tac-Toe (aka noughts and crosses)with Pig, I'm gonna go play it now. Take care folks
Jess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

BLACK EYED PEAS
"Let's Get Retarded"

Let's Get Retarded, in here...

And the base keep runnin' runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and
runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect. Obstacles are inefficient, follow
your intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition.
Coz when we beat out, girl it's pullin without. You wouldn't believe how we wow shit out.
Burn it till it's burned out. Turn it till it's turned out. Act up from north, west, east, south.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Yeah.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow.
Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
Ya'll here a body, two peices to it.
Get stutted, get stupid.
You'll want me body people will walk you through it.
Step by step, like you're into new kid.
Inch by inch with the new solution.
Trench men hits, with no delusion.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Yeah.

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin runnin' and... Come on ya'll let's get...Oohhoo!
Aha, let's get oohhoo... in here (right now yeah.) Cookoo, aha, let's get, cookoo, in here... Cookoo, aha, let's get,
cookoo, in here...ow, ow, ow...
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Let's get ill, that's the deal.
At the gate, we'll bring the bud top drill. (Just)
Lose your mind this is the time,
Ya'll test this drill, Just and bang your spine. (Just)
Bob your head like epilepsy, up inside your club or in your bentley.
Get messy, loud and sick.
Ya'll mount past slow mo in another head trip. (So)
Come then now do not correct it, let's get pregnant let's get hectic.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. (Come on)
Get retarded (come one) , get retarded (yeah), get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded (woah, woah, woah) in here.
Yeah.
Oohhoo! Aha, oohhoo... in here... Cookoo, aha, cookoo, in here (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)... Cookoo, aha, let's get, cookoo, in here...ow, ow, ow...
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin' (fade)

Wow! Today's been soooo funny! College was pretty shit. At the end everyone was picking on Amanda so I gave them shit... Lisa - TOODLEPIP FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! Corrin and Stacey definately have an issue with eachother! Well I'll just get back to the exciting bit... We were waiting for the bus, and Jake and everyone kept making me laugh and Corrin was doing this wierd bum dance thing, so I laughed, alot. When I laugh it sounds like I can't breathe, so they were all deserting me! They kept telling me to shut up! How rude??? Jake said a very stupid comment to Corrin: You have to roll your rollies!No shit sherlock... When the bus came we were all shocked, it was a double decker!!! We all rushed on and sat at the front at the top, it was sooooooo funny! Well these are the very funny quotes I picked up on the way back...

we have a double decker bus, the best thing about this is if we crash we'll die...Glen

if this tips what will we do? Nichols, he said it so seriously, that's why I found it so funny

you speak to her, I'm scaredGlen, he was pestering for so long to talk to this girl, then when it came to it...

the ugly fuckJake said it about Glen...

I'll squeeze you in a bit, you big zitJake

Funny Cunt!Jake

He has eyebrows like my Uncle Grandad!Nichols about Glen, it came out a bit wrong though...

She said I saw you in the paper the other day, I said did I look fat?Glen

You got her under Sexy Jade? You fucking gay!Glen talking to Nichols

Have you gone deaf or dumb?Glen talking to "Sexy Jade"

You alright mate?Yur...Glen about Ant Spratley

Your gay, she fucking loves you!Glen talking to Nichols about a girl he just hung up on...

Yeah, piss him off! Go on!Dan about Dave Diamond

Wouldn't it be great if you could have Double Decker banger racing?Nichols...

Nah your right... it's notGlen on the phone to Shaun Curtis, Shaun said, "You aren't Nichols!" He said, well the above!

We're gonna crash you wanka!Glen to Jake, he was shining a phone into the Driver's mirror

Hobby fucking black!Glen...

There's a dent!...me

green button to ring, red button to end... lets go!Glen talking to Nichols phone...

Claire, whatever her name is... Glen You mean Sarah? Nichols

Did you just do what I thought you did?Anton Yeah! We touched eachothers cocks! Glen

And later when I watched tv with Letty...

Hey Barney, whats with teh glum face? You glum? Glummy... Moe (Simpsons)

Ow! Your finger's in my eye! A guy who went into Alcoholics Anonymous (Simpsons)

Zippity, and may I add Doo Dah... Jeffrey from Fresh Prince

Can we stop a minute? I need a poo... Some random advert

Well after that I came home. Now I'm gonna talk to Tabby and the crew Bye
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Well I'm at college. Just a little note to say hey. I've managed to finish my task 3, in a minute I have to type it up. I'm not really missing school, just Tabby :). Well I'll be going now, I'll write more of the day later. Glen has eyebrows!

Jessxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, one more thing...

GINUWINE


"Differences"


Oh, hey...
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
To you
Mmm...mmm...mmm...
Oh, yeah, babe

My whole life has changed
Since you came in, I knew back then
You were that special one
I'm so in love, so deep in love

You make my love complete
You are so sweet, no one competes
Glad you came into my life
You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight

Girl, you open me, I'm wide open
And I'm doing things I never do
But I feel so good, I feel so good
Why it takes so long for me finding you

This is my story and I'm telling you
It's not fiction, it's surely a fact
Without you right here having my back
I really don't know just where I'd be at

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)
Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh...oh...)
You were that special one (You were that)
I'm so in love, so deep in love

You make my love complete (You make, make my love
complete)
You are so sweet (Oh, oh), no one competes
Glad you came into my life (Ooh...)
You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight

I analyzed myself, I was buck wild
Never thought about settling down
But all the time I knew I was ready
But not with all my friends around

But girl, I put you first now (I put you first now)
You made me, helped mold me (Helped mold me, baby)
Turned me into a man, I'm so responsible
And I owe it all to you

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)
Since you came in, I knew back then (Oh, oh)
You were that special one (You were that special one)
I'm so in love, so deep in love (Oh, oh, oh....)

You make my love complete (You make my love complete)
You are so sweet, no one competes
Glad you came into my life (So glad you came in)
You blind me with your love (Blind me, baby), with you
I have no sight

{God has blessed me} God has blessed me, baby
Girl, He was good to me when He sent you
{I'm so happy, baby}
I'm so happy, I'm so happy, baby, oh, yes, baby
{Share my world} Come and share my world, baby,
oh...whoa...yeah. yeah
{I'm so in love} I'm so in love
I'm addicted to your love, baby, yeah...

My whole life has changed (Oh, yes, I am)
Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh)
You were that special one (You were that very, very
special one)
I'm so in love (You were that very, very special one),
so deep in love

You make my love complete (You make my love complete)
You are so sweet (Yes, you did, baby), no one competes
(No one competes, oh)
Glad you came into my life
You blind me with your love (Come on), with you I have
no sight

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)
Since you came in, I knew back then (You made a
difference in my life)
You were that special one (I knew you were that
special one)
I'm so in love, so deep in love (When I first laid
eyes on you, babe)

You make my love complete (You make my love complete,
darlin')
You are so sweet, no one competes (No one competes,
baby)
Glad you came into my life (No one, no one)
You blind me with your love (No one), with you I have
no sight (Come on)

My whole life has changed (Oh...whoa...whoa...whoa...)
Since you came in, I knew back then

Oh yeah, two more things...

You may be fat, but I'm ugly! You can diet!

and...

LUDACRIS


"Growing Pains"

(feat. Keon Bryce, Fate Wilson)


{Fate Wilson}
Okay, I remember the days
High Rise, Lil Lefts, Even Stevens and Faze
Troops Lotto and BK's those was the days
High tech boots spray paintin' wit'cha name
T-shirts airbrushed that read the same
They carryin Bone's chain
One gone but yo we miss ya'
Harris photos school shots can you remember
Bury him told his bitch go to the perm and die
Didnt lie shot his-self in the head with the 4-5
When she disobeyed hand off clated craze
Just to reiterate dog those was the days
Fo' da invasions of hatas I aint cool to mile around
Use to get down at True Flavas bumpin Key Lo
Walkin' damage cross colored and Paco
While play more step than talent shows
Prom nights tux and cane know its so cool
Fuck them new model cars we ridin' old school (old school)

{Chorus - Keon Bryce}
We was runnin so hard
Hard to survive
Cause eventhough we were young
We had to stay strong
No matter what we went through
It was me and my crew
And thats how we win
When we were kids

{Fate Wilson}
In 3 months we stayed in Jamestown
Hamwood and Diplomats
Played with Transformers, G.I. Joe's and Thundercats
We was lovin' that
Before to started jackin jacks
For notes from Red Oaks had folks scared to come through
Collis Park after dark
Crown Victorias police armored cars
Be aware...wang wiggas was out there
But we didnt care kids was gettin' stabbed and ditched out there
To busy playin'...Double Dare
You touched shorty on the ass that's a bet
Want ya Kool-Aid and sugar smack ya hands and say sweat
It's mine now place it in my Louie Vaton pouch
Thump a nigga on his knuckles make him say ouch
Slout socks box Chevy Caprice
Hot knees cut da holes Disturbing Tha Peace
Wit no conscience broke niggas call em nonsense
No com-mission little faded payin' homage

{Chorus - Keon Bryce}
We was runnin so hard
Hard to survive
Cause eventhough we were young
We had to stay strong
No matter what we went through
It was me and my crew
And thats how we win
When we were kids

{Ludacris}
I had a Long John but no Silver
No gold or plat
I was simply red from the years I been holdin' back
With 2 sides to a book I lick stamps and light matches
And set fires in garbage pales and cabbage patches
A child of the corn been wild since I was born
Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn
Shoes got muddy and my click turned cruddy
Wherever I go they went they my buddy
I brush teef brush naps and cause treats
Dreamin' of Cadillac with wheels and plush seats
Cats with gold teeth and raps with such beats
Macks with no grief and some sacks of green leaf
When I loaded my cap gun I was ready for ACTION!
Starin' at beer cans and a moment to crack one
Wanna hang with the big boys and play with the big toys
And 'buse the people makin all that gotdamn noise

{Chorus - Keon Bryce (x2)}
We was runnin so hard
Hard to survive
Cause eventhough we were young
We had to stay strong
No matter what we went through
It was me and my crew
And thats how we win
When we were kids

Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I knew from the moment I woke up that today would be a good day! I woke up from having another really realistic dream (one that I could actually feel) it was really wierd... it was Bo hugging me, all the way through the night. Wierd heh? I don't even know him... I woke up, MoMmI made me my coffee and when I had got ready I set off to school, all by myself, I actually love walking! I know if anybody who reads this who knows me will think, is this Jess Sturt we're talking about? I lvoe it best when I'm crossing the golf course by myself listening to The Darkness, it just makes me feel really good! Music is my life. There's a song for every occasion and emotion, and I change very easily. I'm 9 stone! Anyway, on with the day... First lesson was r.e with Alex. It was sooooooooooo funny, I write things down on my arm that I found hilarious, he was disturbed by this, but he had a rubber made by the amazing... SUNBABY!. Yes that's right, Sunbaby, he thought it was incredibly weird that I found this fact hilarious, it just ain't right! I also looked at my old report sheet things, and I had made an incredibly stupid spelling mistake, I had written neeb instead if need, Alex was also scared at me finding that hilarious. They're predicting a B for my G.C.S.E in R.e, how cool? Alex is a C, I kicked his ass! Alex said Wicked, in a very wierd way, hilarious! And Miss said to one of the people who-don't-notice-I'm-alive: " little writing", I found it fOoNy... My conversation with Alex:
Alex: Your such an idiot...
Me: Make me!
He didn't like my reaction,but none-the-less, he stopped throwing insults at me. Also he came out with a stupid comment: mines really small...Also I found this out:

A republic is a country with no monarch

A president is the head of a republic

Alex found me writing that on my arm really scary... onto the next lesson!
Art, it was cool, doing more of the plaster stuff, it was fun! Sam laugh is funny. Also, I got Matt to say: Don't be rudey! larve it!!!

At break I hung out with Tabby, walked Letty half way home (we crossed the road with her!) and then we walked back to school. Third lesson was business and comm. Is it wrong for me to enjoy this lesson? Because I sure as hell do! Fourth lesson was science. We were in the i.t rooms, that's when I wrote that really pathetic comment. Sammy deleted my Dewey pic *glare*, at lunch me and Tabby went up lunch. Twas fun. We went back 5 minutes early in order to try and make contact with Air and his crew, but they weren't outside! So we were just laughing at random people, it was so funny! At form time I went in with Tabby for a while. Then I went back into mine and handed out my sweets AGAIN, I've gotta stop being so nice! Last lesson was with Clur in history, it was funny, we swopped commendations, it's a sign or friendship ok! I scratched her leg for her... don't ask! I got the wrong leg, wrong spot... I went back to Letty's, but to my utter dissappointment, she wasn't there. So I walked home. My MoMmI has just showed me something she's found, it's my pasport to Budehaven, when I was 10, it's soooo embarrassing!
Well nothing else to write, college tomorrow, tonight I've got to do my task 3, that'll take a while, have a bath and then sleep lots! lol. Well I'll be going, but first I need to tell you the times when I scared my mum shitless...

When she asked me to come out of the toilet, I said sorry mum, I'll never be out! She said, Oh! I had that problem this morning, I said no mum, I've taken an oberdose...

When she asked myself if I had cut myself with a razor on my leg. Jess, you shouldn't shave at your age... No mum! I'm doing it on purpose...

When I phoned up pretending to of been in a carcrash... she believed I wa the ambulance dude, she nearly had a heart attack!

Well this is time to go... next time I'm gonna say that I've been arrested on carrying cannabis, can't wait! I'll to you then

Jess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

im at skool :0

Oh, just to make my wonderful day depressing, yesterday I went scitz and completely covered my wardrobe with lyrics that hurt me/make me wanna cry/I love. And I just want to conclude;
Everything's so blurry
Everyone's so fake
Everybody's empty
Everything is so messed up
But I still wake up looking forward to life... I guess I am scitzophrenic... I'll write tomorrow xxxxxxxxx

Well todays been as normal as any other Monday... First lesson was art. I sure have missed that lesson! It was pretty fun being back with them guys again. We got to cover our toilet roll figures in that wierd plaster stuff... Anna said somethings that I found quite funny...

I don't like giving head, the man's penis is so ugly!

I don't see why men like tits, all they are is blobs of fat...

Second lesson was English... Before I actually went into the lesson I saw Air, he said "Alrite Fish"...he's sooooooo nice. In the lesson I nearly fell asleep! It was soooo boring! And for homework, we have to draw what we think the island looks like... how fun? At break me and Clur hung out, we had laughs, then we walked to science, then went into science! Sammy was doing the whole going cross eyed thing, I yet again couldn't stop laughing! I asked him if he was going to p.e next, but obviously he wasn't, so at the end of that lesson, we went down Letty's. On the way down we panicked, we were trying to cross the road real quickly because we didn't wanna get caught bunking... but cars kept on coming! Then, as we finally managed to cross, we walked through the park, and the pigs drove past, so in utter panic we ripped our clothes off and pretended we were 6th formers. It worked quite well... when we got to Letty's we listened to his cd, I deeply recommend number 7, by whoever it is! It's well nice... Sammy did these weird trick things bout your arm rising and falling through the floor... overall, pretty freaky! We walked back to school found Clur (in the end) and then we went up safeways, was pretty boring! I had to wear white trousers because my others had had a "mishap", or so my mum says... well, there's mud all over them, thanks to the rain and Sammy. There's even mud going up the front of them. Well I gaev Sir most of my sweets when I gto back into form, he called me a star... I must of looked good today... he wasn't the only teacher flirting with me...

Last lesson was maths. As Tabby wasn't there I was completely deserted because Sammy and Clur decided to completely ignore me... I was talking to Ben, I gave Rich my email addy, so hopefully he'll add me :) Me and Ben talked about music, he said I can sing Blurry by Puddle Of Mudd, but I sound like I'm getting strangled when I sing Away In A Manger...

Sir said that if anyone was naughty then they would have to be punished and have to sit at the front, next to me. I gave him the most evil, but yet sexy glare!lmao! Then when he had finished talking to the class I said to him that I resented the comment he had just said, he apolagised, then I said I should hit him, so I got Ben's long ruler, then Sir goes yes you should, so I said bend over!!! OMGOSH!!! I can't believe I said that! I wa flirting with my maths teacher, you should of seen the smiles we were giving each other... I went home to Letty's, and we watched Loser. He's got Air's hat!!! And I yet again, wrote down notes that I liked...

You don't need flea medication do you? I dunno... he has slept with alot of dogs...

Your my asshole buddy!


Well that's about all form me

Bye guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well... later on in the day and I'm really bored! I've covered my room in lyrics of songs that break my heart. I've sang songs that have broke my heart, and I've had a bath with some rubber ducks. I must say, I haven't had so much fun in a long time! They have holes in their asses and I couls make water squirt out of them and it hit the ceiling! Very stimulating... I tidied a bit of my room, I should actually be doing Task 3 for college, but it won't take long to do, I get to look at the positive aspects of Sammy's health... I get to look at Sammy's health for the next two years! How fun...well I dunno what else to write, I hate being bored with no friends, I'm getting ready to sleep and it's 7! I'm a sad, sad little girl. Well I'll write about school tomorrow, please go Tabby! I need you!!! I mean...
Take care hunnys
PlOp
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well last night was both wierd and scary. We Letty and Tabby got drunk, I was slightly tipsy, read Tabby's blog. I wrote down some funny stuff... Tabby said most of it...

Kayley, I love you, because your sarcastic and babyish

I'm drinking lemonade, how gay?

I don't wanna die when I'm drober

Letty's a tranny

Flies Undone, I prefer it this way

This will be my last one, after this...

And I found this article in a magazine. Justin Hawkins said it from the Darkenss (this is Jess now!!!)

I think we're an improvement on sliced bread

Well after Tabby was dragged home we went out and it was really boring. When we went home Letty's mum's boyfriend fullon shouted at her and Letty started crying because she wanted her Dad back, he died 2 years ago. It was really horrible to see her so upset. he called her "a selfish, manipulative cow." I really felt like smacking him! I went to church, boring.
I'll write more tomorrow
Love Y'all
xxxxxxxxxxxx

Well last night was well funny. I met up with Letty and Tabby, we went into Safeways then we went home so those two could have their tea. After, we called on Tabby and went Jax, I never knew John was Tabby's uncle! Everyone there calls him "Uncle John" now... I feel her embarrassment! It was ok there...we saw Scott do a very...um..."soulful" version of it's in his kiss bur Cher...soulful, but yet...incredibly disturbing!I'm copying Nick with all the dots... I gotta stop doing that! After that we walked Tabby home then me and Letty met Pig at the Bude light. At first it was just him, because he told us their was girls where all the others were, Letty doesn't mix very well with girls so we didn't go up there. Later Air came down, he sat next to me :). It was really quiet, then Air came out with:If I had power I would make a chicken with a monkeys head and a rat with a giraffe's head...the people with power don't do anything interesting, their just boring..

I found it soooo funny! Later on Mon and his bird and some other dude and his bird came down but went straight away. Then Air said that if he ruled the world he would get rid of certain people, like Christians, so I said what about me? And he said that I would have to stop being one. Then he said:"Do you believe you're goung to heaven when you die?" I said yeah and he said:"Look, we're a bunch of cells, if we go to heaven it means allthe others do, can you imagine amoeba floating on a cloud? No, I didn't think so..." I laughed my ass off! He said it so seriously! I think he was being serious... I suppose he has a point though, it's weird that we're all made of cells. Later the rest of the crew came down, there was me, Pig, Letty, Air, Mon (hair), Da and Bo. I found out that the whole time when Harry said he had given me his number that it was actually Bo's... how rude! The Mon dude was quite scary... I odn't know him yet he knew my name. He said I have a disgusting nose (I said mine was perfect :P) and that I look like a lesbian, he even did a Sammy and took my clip out! Then later he did this weird dance... I found it hilarious...then Bo found my laugh hilarious and we were all laughing! I was mostly talking to just Air! All the others was talking to Letty, apart from Bo, who was semi-concious, or so it seemed... Then they asked me what my bishop rating was... I said one, I won't say what it means because it's embarrassing... Everyone else was like, 51, Letty was 7...At about twenty to twelve they went to Kjs and we went home. We stayed yp till 3 just watching tv. In the morning they woke me up at 11! Yes that's right...11! So I walked home and it still won't let me on msn! It's doing my head in now! And now... I get to make my mum a Line Dance cd... the joys of having a mother that dances.... but I sure do like the red hot salsa...
Your a red hot...
A red hot salsa...
When you swing your hips...
And you do the salsa...
You move forward and back...
And do it again...
I mean... I don't go out with my MoMmI! Well nothing else to say. My parents are worried about how much I eat, how pathetic?
Love Y'allxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Today has been pretty funny! I woke up saying: Get me a coffee, I was extremely tierd! I stayed up til 12 waiting to send one of my free texts, but when it finally got to 12, I realised I didn't have any credit! So I should be getting some tonight...
I got a lift to school, I spoke to all my friends who I used to hang out with, I miss them! It's always good to move on though... First lesson was p.e, we're doing this fitness thing, it's great! We did aerobics today to S Club 8, Hear'say and so on... second lesson was business, everyone kept doing all the work wrong, it was funny. At break I met Clur and Tabby and we went to the hall, did nothing but eat crisps! Third lesson was food, but I thought it was English so I walked through the english corridor and Air and all that lot were there, I was scared! I got to food, I got Luc's number and Michaela's. We had a right laugh with Miss Menlove-Platt. Great fun talking about her ex boyfriend who was seriously fine! And he had a firm butt... Fourth lesson was English... Jess made me laugh so much! She's so funny, but yet, kinda a blond personality (she didn't know what murder or dyke meant...I rest my case...) We were having this conversation in English and I said:"Oh, I love little people!" and she replied back to me:"I hate people who train bears to dance, then they go mad..." LMAO! She's a DuDhI though! The Perv moved me away from her again :(. It was so funny! He asked a question about the book we're reading, he said: "How did they get there?" she answered: "They grew legs..." I couldn't stop laughing. Another thing, he was trying to do an example of irony... he said "just imagine if Mr Barton (the head teacher) came in and had a go at all of us, when his flies were undone. We would see the seriousness in his face, then as we would work the way down..." YEAH! CUZ I ALWAYS LOOK AT MY TEACHERS CROTCH..., why is he so obsessed with sex? Maybe because he isn't getting any! After that was lunch... we walked to Safeways, was cool. We sat, and ate. All great, I don't think we laughed at much...We went back and last lesson was science... it was ok. I walked home with Frankie, Kristie, Aurstin and Ant. It was pretty poopy. Got left out like I always do. Well I'm gonna go now, I'm going up Letty's soon, then Jax, then we should be going out, dunno who were going to meet yet... well I'll write more tomorrow... IT STILL WON'T LET ME ON MSN!!!, looks like I won't be chatting for a while then...

Take Care, I'm thinking of you all, and Tabby... I'll see you later
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Well I ended up going out! Ian range me so I had to! It will be the last night of bush jumping with him for 2 weeks :(. Well I got a lift to Letty's, then we called on Tabby. Then we walked to Safeways and we just went to the toilet! Then Ian rang so we met him at the steps. We saw some "amateurs" at bush bouncing, It was Pat Smith, he's such a wannabe! Well after we met him we went back into Safeways for a while then it started to rain so we walked to Ian's... singing as loud as we could! Ian kind of disowned us half way there, it was funny! When we got there we just chilled out, we graffitied all over his school books, it was well funny, things like, hey big boy, pay me later, your thongs are still in my car and so on...

He has a poster of blond jokes, so heres one:

Why did the blond keep an empty milk carton in the fridge? incase someone wanted black coffee...

And Ian had a little blond moment: Oh! I have an r.e book!
lmao all been very funny.
It won't let me on msn :S

I'll write more later
Love Y'all
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Hey! Well todays been pretty good! I'm actually starting to enjoy life again... scary! I got a life to school from my mum. In the "banging" metro, still cool though! Until she stalled outside the school...so embarrasing! As I went it I saw Letty and Tabby. First lesson was History, we were doing germ theory, there's this guy called Anthony van Leeuwenhoek, he's my idol! And I also poked Clur's hand, all great fun! Second lesson was Maths, Me and Tabby have this thing going on that throughout the day we'll write requests for the over person to write in our blogs, I'll put hers at the end... I can't really say what happened in Maths because it was highly hilarious so Tabby put most of it in the requests! At break we just went in the hall, Letty had gone home with Clur (Edwards) so she wouldn't be back for the rest of the day. English was boring, Perv moved me away from Jess, and kept doing this wierd lip thing at me... I was on a roll! I wrote loads! Science was the next lesson, I'd been looking forward to it all day! My chance to finally speak to Sammy. I just like sat next to him and hoped for the best. Speaking to Daniel ended up me and Sammy in stitches talking about playing badminton with Babies dressed up as a shufflecock. Then he did this cross-eyed thing, he looked sooooooooooooooo funny! After that we dropped our bags off then met Tabby, Clur and Dave. We all went up Safeways, Sammy kept splashing me! Safeways was pretty funny... finally I've had a cookie! They are still obsessed with my tomato ketchup phobia, they keep attacking me with it. We all had a laugh and at when we were just aboutt o leave he got handfuls and handfuls of mustard and vinegar! So Tabby picked someof them up and put them back, then we left, we're gonna get in poo!
We walked back and it started hailing! And Sammy still found it funny to splash me... last lesson was business, boring boring boring.
I walked home in the rain by myself, it looks like a night in again, with my only and lonely self.

Tabby's Requests

"Mama - ooohooohooo - didn't mean to make you cry, if im not back this time tomorrow carry on because nothing really matters..."

There was a biased question in maths, it said which subject does so-and-so do the best in, then it gave fractions, surprise surprise, the answer was maths... I bet if they had that question in english the answer would be english...

When you give people your number do you say o, zero or nought? I say o (as in the letter) as a number...

Team B is better!

Dooby Dooby Dooby

Sir put my number on the board, he put 3-5-6-7-9, so I told him, Tabby found this hilarious...

I can't put a smiley here, sorry hun, but my Smiley Central has gone somewhere...

Are you gay or something?

Right this is a very cruel and sick joke, but Tabby loves it and so I must write it...
A dad and daughter were watching tv, on a film the people were having sex, the daughter says to the dad, whats that daddy? He goes, I'll show you when your mums gone to bingo...

Rain

A friend of mine is huage! So he has to sew a blanket onto his other blanket to keep his feet warm when he goes to bed, Tabby, yet again, found it hilarious.

Tabby forgot she had a boyfriend, and so did I! So I asked her to pull an ugly munter friend (which may I point out is none of the above apart from a friend)

Peel a guy

LMAO! I asked sir if the ring on his finger was his wedding one, he said that is was, so I said whos the lucky lady? He answered with my wife... I couldn't stop laughing!

LMAO! The bitch of maths was playing a game on the board, everyone was yelling advice to her, Tabby suggested one, she said: but then I'll lose! and Tabby goes... EXACTLY!
lmao
all funny
I g2g now
Toodlepip
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Oh no! Jacob's been rushed to hospital because he was dropped on the head. I dunno if anythings gonna be ok or what. Guys, please pray for him, I'm so worried. Oh, today was going so well aswell. Oh, it's ok, Monica just rang mum and apparantly because he's so young he has a thick head... Oh thank you!

Well I'll write about today now that I don't have to worry! Oh that scared me so much!

I had coffee in the morning so I wouldn't fall asleep on the bus! It worked. Me, Corrine and Chrissy just chatted about almost everything! I've missed those guys! There was this guy infront of us, he was listening to like ALL of our conversations. And he picked his nose, it was so funny! When we got to college no one else was in our room! I'm unhappy to hear that Loose didn't recored that song for me... it's really good, but I forgot the band name yet again! Dani, Me and Corrin were talking about relationships and Dani's sounds sooooooooo funny! Her boyfriend hits her! When a yellow car drives past he punches her leg, the same with a mini, and he "Caviliar kicks" her when a cavalier drives past... and then Corrin was saying how Ad (her boyfriend) always becomes suspiscious when she goes out with her mates, Dani says I'm the same with mine, he always gets all these girls numbers and stores them... I found that so funny! I gave almost all of them my number!!! The rest of the day flew past...
Ad phoned Corrine and she asked if he could pick us up, he said yeah, then when he said which Jess? Jess B or Jess P (my nicknames Plop). She said Plop and he said Yey! I've missed him... At the end we went out to meet him, but the dumbass had took the wrong turning! So he was going to be late. So Danielle came over, before she did she found it funny to shout GERTRUDE! Across the road, I hid in shame... then she screamed.. LOOK JESS! A YELLOW CAR! I just laughed my butt off! Then we crossed the road and we was just chatting to her. Then Ad came!!! Yey! I haven't seen him in ages! Then we got McDonalds :):):) I had a cheese burger n chips, and Corrin's chips and most of the coke, some smarties and some of the straw. It was great! Then we picked up Will then I went home. Then I met up with Ian after walking across the golfcourse for a little while with Ben Russell and Joe Harris. I met up with Ian then we met up with Tabby and her new straight hair! It certainly does look great! Then we met Letty. Ian starting bush bouncing on this hedge, it was sooo funny! The guy came out.. and no one else noticed so I just walked off, then they noticed him and we all pegged it! Then someone had a bright idea to buy eggs, so we egged houses! Then as we were running down this lane thing and I tripped over and skidded down this lane, I have a hole in my stripey trousers and a graze, and an ever so sore hand! But Harry has somehow, over the internet, kissed it better. Letty started walking me home then I saw Ad and Corrine again, and they gave me a lift home the little Cherubs. They're the ones that told me about Jaocb, it's nice to know my family care about telling me these things ain't it? My nephew could of died and I was clueless... Well these are Tabby's requests :

Spank my ass and call me a monkey
Toodlepip :):) hehe... I love that word!

You know I said I save things on my phone that I find hilarious and I want toput on here... this is what I found today...

When I was waiting for the bus, there were two women walking at the same pace, moving there legs the same way and evertything...

and.. now this ones a cracker!!!

Chrissy, what did you do New Years Eve?Got hit on the head by a firewrok!
lmao
well I gota go
Toodlepip
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Well, back to school, but first...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEON

I've had a really bad (at first) day. I walked to school with Frankie. We talked about our holidays. I've missed her! We got to school then I had to go with Jade to Miss Hughes office. Then we went to meet Letty but I ended up talking to Jess B. We haven't talked for ages so it was good talking to her. We didn't have first lesson, we ended up having an assembly. Our Nearly-Head Teacher dude gave us a lecture about everything, and Safeway had complained because of me and ma dudhis! We make too much noise and mess... Anyway... He said we should, and I quote (this is real sad guys, grab a hankie) "Open doors for people..." What is he on about???
After that we went back to form and me and Craig are becoming better friends again... I hugged him about 5 times!!!
After that was science, I was looking forward to this, because this was my chance to speak to Sammy, but he ignored me. Letty asked him why he wasn't talking to me, he said it was none of her business. I showed everyone my new "trendy" chicken run watch!
At break we just hung around in the hall, Letty showed me the Jewish Punch... very weird!
Third lesson was business. I think Miss is starting to like me! Spoke to Terri and Desra.
Fourth lesson was English. Letty's in my group now. We read Lord of the Flies again. But Clur (Edwards) has mine so I just sat there thinking about Sammy, I'm sad I know! I was just thinking how could a friendship just stop there, it shows me how I should apprecate my friends, you never know how much you really miss something until it's gone! And why has it gone??? I DON'T KNOW!
At lunch we met Tabby and Clur at the usual spot. Sammy was there. We walked up to Safeways, and things seemed pretty normal, he was actually talking to me! I sang my "shit" song and everything was great! I hugged Captain Pugwash, but I couldn't rush to grab the last cookie because there was none :( .
I got my mustard. We sat round the table eating chips. I asked Sammy why he wasn't talking to me, he said what do you think I'm doing now, I said that I meant over the last two weeks, he said it was because he was pissed off, I asked why and he said that it's a private conversation. Letty thinks its because he probably thinks I got with him that night. But I didn't. I clearly said no because of Clur, and I wouldn't of even if he was with her because I don't get with people when they are drunk. If it is beacause of that I'll have a nervous breakdown! Well we went back and Harry and his dudhis were like calling me over, I was panicking! Last lesson was maths. Was pretty funny, I missed Jack! Clur and Sammy completely ignored me though.
After school me and Tabby walked home, I went to Letty's then we met up with Tabby and she showed me her new coat, and it had pockets and she tried putting her phone in the pocket and she said: "It's like trying to put a cock up a virgin" I found it hilarious...We went into town and bought chips and ate them on a building site. Tabby bought red bull and she got high! Then we went into the arcade. After that Letty went home and I went to Tabbys to drop her bag off. I saw her room, PURPLE! Then we went back down to Lettys. I text Ian saying that we were on our way, so we started walking up then Benett pulled over and we got a lift. We got to Ian's and he wasn't in! Then we walked back and went to Safeways. Bought M&Ms. On the way out we started dancing to Hey Ya. When we requested it ages ago, the lady who we asked fell in love with it so she puts it repeat now! We left and sat on the bench for ages. We had a right laugh! Then we went down to the school and they were playing hockey. We said hi to Alastair. We had an even more laugh. Then we went back and bush jumped. We walked Tabby home then Letty walked me back.

I need to add these:
You see, I add notes onto my outbox on my phone to remind me what to put on my blog, but I always forget to! So here's allt he ones I found...
Today: I put water in my lemonade before drinking it :S
Today: Ferrari F355 Challenge, it was the car in the arcade I was sitting in, it has great tunes!
Monday morning: I was tormented at 1:00p.m (just woke up) by listening to "One Fine Day" by S Club 8, I HATE ALANA!
Sunday afternoon: When Letty was younger she called Valentines Day, wait for it... VALLOWEEN how cute! When I heard that I just couldn't stop laughing!
Oh yeah, I saw this really disturbing advert when a woman brushes her teeth in the shower... thats all I need to say about that...

Abd that's it! I'll write more tomorrow at college.
Love Y'all
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Well I have LOTS to write, so prepare yourself for mixed emotions... wait I have to tell you what I mean when I say that... It's like seeing your mother-in-law driving off a cliff... in your new beamer...
Well first off, I need to write how funny it was yesterday. Me and Iand left to see Tabby, I can now officially say that the Metro has not died!!! No, it was mended by nothing other than... BLACK TAPE!!!Oh the joys of having a pathetic but yet cute car... We went to Letty's and then she came out with us for a while, so we called on Tabby then just ended up walking to Safeways... twas brilliant fun, we were gonna go choir singing and jump through the carwash... that is so my dream...
We walked back and Ian was trying to hijack, but no one took notice of him! When we got back to Letty's estate she had to go in because she had this big family meal kind of thing. We just stayed outside, we rang Leon, I panicked, we saw Kev, he was going to shoot someone because they smoked two of his fags. Then we went to the park and Dave and his crew came, when I saw crew I mean Benett (cough cough, TWAT! We never get on...) Dave and Shaun Cholwill (my friends cousin). They went off looking for gnomes and stuff and never came back...

After that Ian and Tabby started smashing the beer bottles... I started panicking because it was in a park so I said : "Think of the children!"... then Tabby had a blonde moment and said "Yeah, it might wake them up", LMAO! She's so cute! Then we heard the ice cream van. so Ian bought 5 drumstick lollies, in which he shared. We then stayed in the phone box, then Ian discovered the bush...

He kept bouncing into it, me and Tabby started to join in, then we ended up having a Charlie's Angel bounce and everything... Tabby seemed to find it hilarious that I said... Lets find some more bush to bounce!!!...

Letty came out then we went Knock-A-Door-Running round the estate... I found it extremely scary! I only did one...

Tabby had to go in then Ian went then me and Letty went in. We watched this hilarious thing, Tom Green in Japan. Dude! I was in stitches, he's my idol!!! After watching that Muse - Time Is Running Out kept coming on! So the good day ended in a good way... hehe that rhymes!!! We went ti bed about 1-2.

As we all laid down, Alana said how she missed Rich, he has to go to a college in Nottingham and he left yesterday. So me and Letty joined in. She said how much she missed Steve-O ( a pick of an ex boyfriend who she loves) and I said how much I missed Sammy. I know we never had a relationship, but I sure did love him, I think I still do. Well I need to write some really important stuff now.

Tabby

I know that life may upset you, but because your such a good friend it hurts me to see you upset, I know it's hard but please cheer up, and stop arguing with your parents!

Leon

I hardly know you, but yet I feel I've known you for years, your that kind of guy. Remember you only live once, just go for that girl, because you sure as hell have got that potential! If she doesn't go with you, she must be crazy! Cheer up aswell, you guys make me worry!

Sammy

Oh, where do I start!

I miss the way we wrote little notes to eachother in maths
I miss the way no matter what mood I was in previously, you always had a way that made me smile
I miss the way I used to glare at you out of jealousy because of the girls that surrounded you
I miss the way that when it was a p.e lesson, we always met up and went down Letty's, and ate her food whether she was their or not
Concluding from the previous point, I miss the sandwiches you made!
I miss the way that when we walked back to school you would continuously trip me up and find it funny
I miss the way we do absolutely nothing in Mr Ryan's lesson, just laugh all the way through it, and copy Daniel in the process
I miss you telling me to touch Daniel's crotch
I miss the way you would always back chat Mr Bradbury, and sometimes we'd break up into laughter because we actually thought he had heard it
I miss being moved!
I miss walking up to Safeways singing: "I'm walking in shit again, woah woah woah..."
I miss excitedly running up to Pugwash hugging him...
I miss rushing to the cookies to grab the final one
I miss queueing up for chips whilst laughing myself to tears
I miss getting my mustard :(
I miss, oh wait a sec, I must appreciate this moment, Iris is playing...........
"I'd give up forever to touch you..."
O, lets carry on...
I miss the way I was obsessed with your Lilo and Stitch impression
I miss the adrenaline rush in a lesson, because I know that I'll be with you next
I miss the fact that when I knew I wouldn't see you for a while, I'd run up to you, and wrap my legs round you whilst hugging
I miss the feeling of never wanting to let go
I miss rushing home in order to phone you
I miss the way I'd change my previous plans to be with you, like when I went to the panto
I miss the 5 hour long conversations we had
I miss singing along to your keyboard playing
I miss "watching" the films together, when we were actually talking on the phone
I miss discussing the funny moments in music videos, like the fat lady dancing on Busted, and the drugged up boy that smiles in The Idols's video
I miss my dad making me hang up when it came to 2 in the morning and I was still on the phone
I miss the fact that one time it came to an hour, so we hung up, I didn't ring you back straightaway because I needed the toilet, within 10 seconds of hanging up, you'd rang my house phone wondering what I was doing. 10 seconds.
But most of all I miss what all the above build up to, our friendship

Sammy, I love you

Well Ian has a phone that says hi ont he side. Made cds. Going round Letty's in a minute to drop off cds I made her then me and Ian are gonna meet Tabby. I gave up on giving up... boy I feel so much better! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Well I'm extremely pissed off. I went to Letty's lastnight, still without having a fag. I stayed over, it was extremely fun, texting people...
Went to sleep at 4, woke up at 8, went church, had Sammy making unfunny comments... I'm pissed off. BYe

Wow another day of complete boredom... I've been in bed most of the day, then i had a bath. Now I'm on the phone to Letty with her begging me to go out. She's on loudspeaker and we're singing Shut Up by Black Eyed Peas.. great fun!

Well nothing else to report so I'll see you later
Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, and the reason I'm so emotional is because I haven't had a fag... I think I might actually be giving up...sorry parents..I'm on and I can't smoke... sounds like trouble...

Hey I'm back. I didn't do anything yesterday. Today wasn't much different either. I got credit, texted just about everyone! Tidied a bit of my room... my Uncle and his Girlfriend came down today, I've turned ever so shy!

I know I must sound the most pathetic person in the world but I really want to go back to school! I miss everyone! I miss meeting Clur and Tabby for break, I miss my scarf being confiscated, I miss being told to shut up constantly in every maths lesson, I miss being completely ignored by my English teacher, I miss saying "Hi Harry" every time I walked past him... I miss looking for the basket with the sachets of mustard in. But overall, I miss my friendships. I haven't seen any of my special mates this holiday and I just have this aching pain. I love you guys so much! I may not show it, but you guys are my life, you're the ones that got me here today, your the people who make me who I am, I appreciate it so much.
Take care guys
I love you
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Well... My first blog of the year...
Last night I learnt that I will be dying Saturday April 21, 2068, so just another 64 of new years to go...
Well, I'm proud to say that I didn't drink last night, which meant I didn't have a headache this morning, which means I didn't have to rush to the toilet this morning. Basically, I had fun without alcohol! I'll run you through the day...



I woke up really late. My whole family were going out. I asked dad if Tabby could stay pver, he said yes, then we got onto the issue of alcohol, he started shouting at me about all the issues and stuff, so he left to work on a bad note. I had a bath with the door open, I had to if I wanted to listen to the Goo Goo Dolls, it felt so good! I hadn't done it since I was like 5!!! Well after that I went on the internet, and Tabby said she was going round Jade's. So I was left thinking, ok, I'll spend New Year by myself...

At about 6 I came back on after being disconnected. Leon was on, his name said "Happy New Year, Y'all Better Be Out Getting Drunk" or something like that, I broke down into tears. After talking to him I felt alot better though. Letty rang me, she had said that she couldn't go clubbing with her family so she asked if I wanted to meet up, I said after I had done my site. Please check it out, not completely finished yet though! http://chickengal192.mysite.freeserve.com
Well yeah, I finished the page I was on then I got a phonecall from Ian, he was asking me to ring him. So I got off the net and called him. He was inviting me out so I rang Letty back up, we had to, somehow, all meet up. Letty wanted me to meet her half way, but it was raining really hard! So, in the end, we said that Ian would be dropped off at mine at 10, then we would meet Letty half way. Well 10 came, then Ian did, then we walked int he miserable weather. We were walking just down to the church and someone walked past us, saying "happy new year girls..." Ian went skitz, but because of the cold he didn't manage to react as quick as he wanted to... so in other words, he didn't do anything but complain about it to me . Well as we walked into town, we started to smoke form the pack of twenty, they needed to be gone within 2 hours!!! He seemed to find it hilarious singing in the rain, I tried to pretend that I didn't know him... . We met her, after Ian had shaked some random persons hand and named him Jim... , yes, overall, he is embarrassing! Then we met Letty by Kazbar. We walked to Bristol and West. On the way I got a phonecall, it was this guy asking me to give him head. Why does everyone treat me as a sex toy??? I don't give head ok... ... anyway... Letty hung up on them because they called her a slag Then we phoned Mon and asked where they were because we wanted to meet up with them, they said they were down the skatepark , so off we went, may I add... IN THE POURING RAIN. The whole way there Letty wouldn't stop complaining about her shoes, well they are actually Alana's brand new £60 "wear them in the rain you'll ruin them" suede shoes. Well we finally got there and they wasn't there , so we phoned them again and they said they were at the lifeboat hut, so we walked to the lifeboat hut, it was extremely funny, there were HUGE puddles everywhere and Letty kind of had a nervous breakdown because she kept walking in them! um... not quite! Well yeah, we arrived at the lifeboat hut and, once again, they wasn't there . So we phoned them again and they said they were at the triangle and they would wait for us for 10 minutes, I knew that they wouldn't be there, but none-the-less, we still went, we might aswell of had Gullable written on our foreheads , So we went back into Bude, this was about 11:10p.m. This Pig drove past and stopped and started chatting up Letty, he said that if she went home he would arresst her, policemans humour is so embarrassing... I cringe for them! So after that Ian phoned them again. Air had the cheek to ask me to go down to the party, laugh in my ear then he passed the phone to Mon who said... well have a guess... where's my blow job??? Do I look like a walking Blow Job Machine??? Guys... give me a break! . Well yeah, after that we had to walk Letty home. So we waled her to the Bencoolen. We said to her that she would be alright to walk by herself now as we had passed all the pubs. But... as we said this, 2 drunk men walked past and said: "You might wanna get off the road love, we don't want you to get run over now would we?" Then the other one said: "Unless you're getting picked up..." then we started laughing as he stared at her ass. She glared at me, then we had to walk her home. Ian's dad thought there was a party at mine, so we had to be back at mine for half twelve, but we were gonna stay at Letty's then his Dad could pick him up from there... but his Dad wasn't in...so at midnight, we had to walk back to mine. We had our last cigarette, and he snapped the other two . So as we made our way home... it was still wet. We got home, overall the party had been great, Me, Ian, my dad in his underwear, and cheap biscuits, his Dad came, I went on here. I've missed loads of stuff out about last night so I'll try to add it in eventually! At about 2 I had a phone call from Pig asking me to go outside and go see them lot. I said no though, when I actually changed my mind they rung me! But I pressed the wrong button and I cancelled them... they didn't ring after that :(. Well nothings happened today, I'm just probably gonna watch films with my family. Jacob is huge now!!!

Better go

Take care
Love you jess xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx