So this is Christmas

Yeah I'm currently listening to Happy Christmas - The Idols...I was in love with Sam ok!

Talking of love, I would like to apologise to everyone who I said "I love you" to when I was fucked off that Tia Maria. I'm sure I just like you very much...

I'm here alone, listening to...well I've already confessed to that, waiting for Tabby to ring me so I can get a social life. I'm hot, frustrated and in a skirt, damn I'm so cool. Not really, I just don't want to wear the same trousers as yesterday.

But I will change, as it is ever so chilly outside.

I think it's now time for some Bon Jovi as I miss Len...it seemed like only yesterday that I met the guy, and now it's all over.

I don't want it to be, it's just ended up that way.

Well, I'll leave you with what was written on my phone, toodlepip folks.

Who led the roundheads? Hitler...Aodh in the "Christmas Quiz" in maths, I was in hysterics.

Danny Dyer...A fucking stunning actor that can be found in such films as: Football Factory, Mean Machine and shit, I forgot the other one, I know what I mean though...HUMAN TRAFFIC!

Ghost World...A pretty good film.

I'm not popular enough to be different...Homer Simpson said it. I really like it and I think it speaks the truth.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...I'm really good at singing this song, I just always forget how it starts...

48, ex23 9BB...Sam's house number and postcode, so he could get a walkometer :P

OMG!

tAVB! tHAT AS THE EXACT LYIRC I EWAS ININ 2 WEN I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU. TEH ROAD THING! ever sice the day i emt you ive felt happy and odnt ever oiten to me if i bad mouthg you because you are the greatest thing that shappendint my life. before all that i was being used for is friendship, they didnt lie me at all,m it psoee it was ll just someont to hsn gout with whilst their best mate fucke off.

you are so not liek them tab, you are the greatest of themall and no mstter ehat happens i will always lvoe you, because you're not abithf, adm o dont car eif you lie, because live to

if anyone gives ahs a go at tou, jsut turn sorung and say, well hjess lveos me hbeing this way, so if you have a problem go hare it with her becaus ei dont giev a fuck.

you take care hun, because u deserve it and if akcing lveo you to bits, jess x

i loce spits on my wppelw!

i live coutnign crows., and i liek matt, and rob, and rik and and brian. they are aal;l beasutiful. oo!bos online. maybe he blokced me and maybe he didnt. christ i feel fucked. thsi is qure a reare occurance acctualyla and brian wont ring m, :( tell him to ring me

Oh tabby, i lveoy oiu. you areso swet and make sense of everything i say, brins being mean to me about love. hat happenmds if i did lvoe him'>@ he would never knwo because he atES ME. ANF HE ALWAYS WILL DO.
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well what do i cate? hes a frgwat friend and ive missedhim lovbeas but do ilvoe him? i dunool he makes me laugh andm,akes me cry.

i lvo e alex. dammnf he sjust so jice and hot and mine, onece. but now he sint

lets talk abiout abta, i lve tab. shes the greatsets

i love tab, shes my idol. if i cud be anyione int eh world i woyud be her beacuae shes everything i want to bw, shes beautiufl, got a greta personaltiy and shes just eh greatest human being alive;

i love you tab, never be sometone yur not becayse i dont want you to ever be differnt, i lveo you xxx

Hokd on!

Wiw! Todays ben good, been tlakign to rob, the new lonv,e. he;s great I lvow him lol/ I lce tab, pig, rik n len too, not int ehtorde though! ive had my hair dyed! i lvoe brian teh snail too. he is great,. tab your are actualyl my bestest friend int eh wordla dn no ine will change that, people say you may be imamture but what the fuck hsss it got to do with them? i lkove you the way you are, amd so does len so just ntabby because itd the pebst opersonality int ehworld.

I lveo you ttba, pig, rik and len adn brin aand rob xxx

I don't care about spots on my apples...

Well the weekends been funny, talking about Corrin feeding a baby with tits...I suppose you would of had to of been there.
For the first time in about 41 weeks Tabby's gonna stay over tonight <3 We're gonna watch Notting Hill, and in the morning...I'm eating waffles :D

I just have to write about last lesson yesterday, it was s.e and I got my substitute to do a number of impressions. He sounds like Dr. Evil so I got him to talk about the fricken laser, and also he has a Bristolish accent so I got himto say yeah, but no, but yeah, but no...

Then me, Alex, Dave, Chang and Ben looked at the FHM magazine and I was in stitches, reading the sex tips and laughing at people's...frans...

Funny as fuck, don't think I was really invited to read it...but I did :)

Well, life's been treating ok recently, got shit results in my mock exams but hey! Nothing goes right for Miss Jessy Sturt.

But I will be loaded when I'm older; I'm a natural born entertainer.
If only I could sing...festering masculine voice and out-of-tunedness.

Well I'm off now, toodlepipx

You grew up way too fast, now there's nothing to believe

Well, I'll say Happy Birthday to John Rzeznik, 41 two days ago.
Damn I love that guy, and I've only just realised what life he went through, now I know where all the metaphorical songs came from.

It's sad isn't it? No one has a decent life, there's always at least one thing to get in people's ways. I mean, I have a family that still live together, we're not poor, but I still hate it!

I lack love, not the family love that I receive everyday but you know, that love.

I know if you're reading this you'll be thinking: She's just another female teenager who doesn't know what she's talking about, but I think I do. I mean, I have everything I could ever wish for except love, and decent hair, and clean skin. But hey, I don't care about my appearance so those can wait.

I feel extremely lame, yes that's right, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac.

Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...

Today was actually really good. At first I had an exam, it was ok, kinda easy I guess. The last of them...finally! The remaining time of second lesson was spent talking to Alex about golf, I will be spying on him at the weekend...

At break we just had a fag, I successsfully scared Corrin's little brother, bless him and his sexiness ;) I also managed to get the oh so great Mcfly songs in people's heads *mwahahahahahahahahahaha* I'm sooo bad...

Third lesson was maths, me and Nicola had a laugh, and I talked to Mopflop again! But festering Tilz came back so I had to depart. Fourth lesson was art, it was incredibly boring as Lettie and Anna decided not to join me, again. So it was just me and "Guru", and we don't talk. I got a D/E for the art exam, yes I know it's shit...but I can't draw.

Lunch was ok, it mainly consisted of me and Tab singing our perverted songs on multiple occasions, smoking illegal substances and smoking legal substances!

Last lesson was food, I was in a very big hyper and kept grabbing all my salmons' bums. I love those guys.

I saw Richard Rowland, and I told him of my undying love for him...after acting in a very immature manner for example, knocking on classroom doors and running away, screaming in people's faces and telling them that a) the chickens are after them or b) that I'm imagining them naked.

So yes... I'll either go to Corrin's then go to college tomorrow or go to Pig's so I can cook at school tomorrow.

I'll see how things go, thank you my friendly computer, for allowing me to type my oh-so-boring life.

I love you, God I'm lame...I just confessed love to a machine, oh but I do.

Toodlepip x

P.s These need to be done:

1:13 ... The time on "Andre" when he calls his wife a phallus

talk to get at their meaning not to find yours... On a rizla packet

fittys in teachers ewan and john - ...Didn't quite write the names down

rockstar - mark wahlberg colorful...I watched a film and I liked this song

motherlode...a cheat for The Sims 2

away from the sun 3 doors down...a song I wanted to download, and did

8 8tr 4 9al ... Tab and Craigs house numbers and postcodes, they wanted walkometers :D

steve wilson ... A fitty tha presents this really lame child show

madonna - ray of light ...another song I wanted to download, and did

elton john your song ...and again

the home is somewhere to get away from all your problems, not to face them. stacey about the domestic abuse week ...it explains it all

jamie cullum everlasting love ...another song to download, which I have

cascada - i need a miracle ...a song that I have to download, remind me sometime

the proclaimers were at number 36 ...I felt the need to tell Tab

weezer hashpipe sounds like the beginning of gwen stefani what you waiting for ...explains it all

how can i prove that we're live? penis ...the news guy said it on the Simpsons, facking hilarious

track 9 dirty dancing ost ... another song to download, which I have

dont wanna be an american immigrant ...Kayleigh got the lyrics wrong...I found it hilarious

the lazyboyz sweet child of mine bel-air feat. lisa sunshine after the rain ...another couple of songs to download

missing you tina turner ...and again

dad was obsessed with the yearbook ...a dream I had

go confidently in the direction of your dreams. live the life you have imagined ...on a rizla packet

ooh! free chocolate! ...Tab, when she recieved an email

y is it so warm? because its a fridge ...Mine and Pig's covnersation

warpigs dresdon dolls ...a really fucked up song that Tab wants to download

The world has come between us

I don't know why, but I have got into a very thoughtful mood. Recently I have been thinking about stuff, alot of stuff. Obviously. And all I recognise love is of fixed image sin my head, video films that were never recorded, photos that were naever taken. This is taking over my life and I really want the videos and photos to exist, and to be in my hands. I want to have the memories I have been longing for. I have finally realised that crying myself to sleep everynight is not going to help the situation. Therefore; I am pushing the best of me to the world and I'm going to fall in love. A real love, that isn't just a desire of a mans hands around me. A love that will last. I realise I am only 15, and alot of people will dispute with me saying I won't find it. But I'm Jess Sturt, and whatever I want...I will get.

All my life I have depended on love to get me through, when i was a baby I depended on my mother to feed me, clothe me and bathe me. Through my childohood I relied on my friends to give me the love, and now, although I know my friends are always here, I need a love that is stronger.

As good old Shakira sang: theres a foot for every shoe

I am a foot, and I will find my shoe, I need to, to survive.

Toodlepipx

Lifes good again :D

Right, don't get me wrong, I love Tab more than anything in the world.
But recently I've been feeling bored, doing the same shit everyday. Nothing ever changing. It's led to arguments and stuff and now Jessy Sturt has gained her confidence back.
Finally.
And most of it is due to my good friend, Miss Corrin Poo Marie Salt.

Hello

Well, this weekends been different to the usual. Me and Tab went to Sutcombe, because of like this big party thing. She enjoyed it, me not so much. Probably because I was sober. But it soon came to an end (thank God). I really didn't appreciate guys touching my ass and face just because I walk past them.
I didn't pull, surprise I think not.
Tab did, I really loved the way she would always do it when I couldn't leave her...
So I just sat there, with the face of a smacked ass.
Yesterday we stayed round Pig's till about 1 in the morning, it was fun. We watched about 5 films, they were cool actually. The walk home was hilarious.
The sleep was amazing.
And now, my arms ache, beautiful music is playing and I'm happy.
I'll just write what's on my phone.

ive been waiting for you...the film we watched last night, I fancied Eric. I found out today his name is Christian Campbell.

razorlight vice... a song I wanted to download

playground love - air. emporer norton...another song I wanted to download

adrian mutu...A fitty footballer

im a frickin chicken...I found this hilarious when I was dreaming

eyes of laura mars... a film in which Tommy Lee Jones looked stunning in

people who want pets go to a petshop. people who want a petshop go to a petshopshop. people who want a petshopshop are just being silly...it was on Little Britain. Me and Pig were in hysterics.

just the two of us - austin powers...another song to download

guess what i had for breakfast. bacon, macaroni and brocolli. oh look! 3 bs! Oh no...macaroni begins with an m...look at my brain

im so much older than i can take...Lyrics from All These Thing I've Done - The Killers that I like.

IF YOU GET WITH ONE SPICE GIRL YOU GET THE WHOLE FIVE! AAA! mel b can fuck off though...Nips made me laugh

catch your dreams before they blow away...I liked this saying

is there more to life than this?...on the back of a college bus

that immature attitude wont get you anywhere. ARCHIBALD...I just wanted Archibald to be on my phone

i know im not alone when im here on my own...me and Pig heard it on tv, it actually doesn't make sense

janiffer and normon...funny names on Coutdown Tv

gordon from bordon...Again, this is self explanatory

Have fun and take bears on holiday and leave them on mountains.
Love to all x

I'm staying in all day...I may as well make some use

And it's all in how you mix the two And it starts just where the light exists It's a feeling that you cannot miss And it burns a hole Through everyone that feels it Well your never gonna find it If your looking for it Won't come your way Well you'll never find it If your looking for it Should've done something but I've done it enough By the way your hands were shaking Rather waste some time with you And you never would have though in the end How amazing it feels just to live againIt's a feeling that you cannot missIt burns a hole through everyone that feels it Should've said something but I've said it enough By the way my words were faded Rather waste some time with you

I hate...friends?
Me?
Life?
It's all a complete load of turd.

Happy Halloween?

Honey It's been a long time coming And I can't stop now Such a long time running And I can't stop now Do you hear my heart beating? Can you hear the sound? Cos I can't help thinking And I don't look down... And then I looked up at the sun and I could see Oh the way that gravity turns for you and me And then I looked up at the sky and saw the sun And the way that gravity pulls on everyone On everyone...Baby its been a long time waiting Such a long long time And I can't stop smiling No I can't stop now Do you hear my heart beating? Oh can you hear that sound? Cos I can't help crying And I won't look down... And then I looked up at the sun and I could see Oh the way that gravity turns on you and me And then I looked up at the sun and saw the sky And the way that gravity pulls on you and I On you and I

Yesterday was horrible, I spent the entire day by myself (thanks for that, friends) without nicotine. It's now been over 24 hours since my last cigarette. I'm ok now, last night I got hot and started to panic. But it was ok, I was just stressed.

I had two good conversations last night. One was with Brian, who appears to be my new best friend from HotorNot. He's great and I feel we can talk about anything. It's so cool. He just generally makes me feel good about myself. And another one was with this random guy from Nexopia. But it was so nice. I love conversations with new people because you don't knwo what to expect, or what you'll find out.

It is now 10:56 am, I'm going to ring Pig and see if he'll see me, along with Tab and Nips. I hate being alone.

It's what I fear most.

I started reading the stuff between me and Alex again

I'm bored :(

Not just today, life. I mean I do nothing...and so...yeah. I'm left on this festering computer signing up to everything just in order to relieve boredom, I should be out living my life but all I can think about is Alex. Yes it's fetsering him again. Last night I text him, the first time in 2 months. I recieved nothing back. I had someone ring me this morning on a withheld number, they hung up as soon as I said hello, but it wouldn't of been him anayway...that would be something for me to be happy about...no way would it happen.

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.
What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what they mean
(I'm not okay)
So be a joke and look, another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.
Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took?
You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed
I'm okay.
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)
But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust Me)
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-f***ing-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
(Okay)


Toodlepip x

Well it's got so boring now...

Nearly a year of blogging, and yet life just seems to get shitter and more boring than ever before, is this what it is like when you grow up? Damn I wanna be younger again...
Well I'll put on here some of the funny things I have saved on my phone:
Your living in a dream Jess...the problems have only just started...I swaer I've already wrote that...but it's still on my phone! Originally from Hollyoaks, but I changed the name to mine because I have recently discovered that I am Jess Sturt, and I have the wonderful talent of not knowing the difference from dreams to reality...

Slimey jelly dino...Air said it when I was dreaming, it seemed so funny at the time...

5 th asil air 26th feb bo...I was writing down Air and Bo's birthdays, and ofcourse I was dreaming at the time

18th oct mon...There's Mon's birthday!

im tired of feeling nothing goodbye...Lyrics from Black and Blue - Counting Crows

l640dry...Ok I look so much like a prowler now! A "mates" car registration

tellow wellow bears...Tab said it when she was dreaming. She was supposed to say Yellow jelly bears. It was funny.

friday january 29th 2044 54 years old...That's the day I'm gonna die folks, according to the internet.

jimmy eat wnrld pain...A song I heard on the radio on the way back home in Frankie's car, again I was dreaming.

gravity...A new song out at the moment, I love it! But I don't know who sings it, so if you know who then please leave a comment :)

paki that sounds like mon n retard that walks like da...At college you can see anything.

i love you, y not?...Me and Air, I was yet again dreaming and found this hilarious.

can u roll a joint, spliff?...I called Nips "Spliff", and yes, I had been dreaming.

pressqpe on the r6of...I'll leave you to figure that one out...

tom n julie were on the weakest link...Self explanatory I think.

geting wiv angy n se lesson wiv farsapq...The last word was supposed to say Farrar...it was my dream ( I write them down, not obsessed!)

heroin. cuxx we all need heroin. addibts need hesoin...I was dreaming and this was a discussion between Tab and Nips.

me kucy michaela m crorrin getin pisd on the beach. storm brewing up, michaela going skitz...Another dream of mine

The stupid fings pigs done whilst he was pissed...such as: Biting Darren Clayton's leg, Asking a bird to pull him again if he bought her a pint and falling into a bush "mid piss"

Mid piss...I found this word entertaining when I was dreaming, it's weird if you say it a couple of times...

embasred bout fone shouting 2 lettie...Something that happened a while back, I wanted to think of it when I was sober.

Pardon me it wasnt me it was you...I was so proud of myself when I made that up! (Again I had been dreaming)

Rhian Benson - Say how I feel remix...A song I liked

Well that's my draft box empty. Plans for the next couple of weeks:

• Make a film
• Get a boyfriend
• Get a job
• Spend as much time with friends as possible
• Get over Alex
  

Well thats it for me...so until I complete one of those things...Toodlepipxxx

It's been a good day :)

Wow! Nearly a year of blogging, and it gets so much worse with every post I write...
Today was good, was woken up by my cockatiel saying: Birdy, birdy, birdy...Ooh! My legs bleeding, I'll just get some tissue...or not, it'll be alright on the chair.
Well yes, I woke up, had a laugh with Tabby about tranny's, owning Bernard's Watch (care for your hair "Lena"...). It was good, then we got a lift to Pig's, watched Dawn Of The Dead then went out with Nips down the Bird Hut.
Me and Tab made the most amazing song! Probably because we were dreaming...but still it was cool. On the way home I noticed a rainbow, I was actually breath taken, I video recorded it. I've been thinking in depth about everyth8ing today and now I have a new picture in mind to draw...Well came home, masturbated for so long! Then now I'm on here. That will be enough for now...
Toodlepipxxx

Wow! Todays been cool...

School was ok, but I just gotta give this person a shout out, these past few days I've been feeling liek shit, but just reading these messages have brought me in stitches:

Hi im nick. You can tell from my pic im 50 cent's half-brother, so if you're into six-packs, click "yes" and just tell me Stella or Bud, i'll check what's left in the fridge. i'm here to try and cure my e*bay addiction ha ha, wish me luck (sigh!).

(He's white and skinny...)

hi jess! i'll straighten up any other bent pics you have. i just got a digital camera and the photo editing program that goes with, and i can't stop using it! i'm only 10 years behind everyone else! yayyyyy..... why not impress your friends and family with photos the right way up? 1p for each, 10p for a set of 24, next day delivery. i just had a look at your personal website, and i've decided you're mad. and maybe dangerous. add me if you want, but i fear for my safety. i'm not too often on msn tho, as i live a glamorous and exciting life and i'm much more likeky to be shopping at tesco or taking the garbage out than on my computer. in the meantime, twiddle poop to you too nick

Thank you Nick...

Just not enough time left

Well...the last weeks have been odd, I'm back at school. Homeworks starting to pile in but why write about that? Recently things have been getting better, I mean I'm hanging out with my old mates again, it feels so good catching up! But it just feels bad when you know all the fun we once had has gone, we're all changing and I just don't feel the same. What happened to the Jess that didn't give a shit? She's been replaced with an insecure freak! I mean come on! I used to be able to sit and talk to anyone, actually anyone and have a good time. Now I sit alone, with no smile on my face and always look depressed.
I wanna go back but there's something that's holding me back, I've tried so hard to work out what it is...but I just can't.
Also, all this festering boyfriend business. Everyone's got one!
Tabby - Nips
Michaela - Dave
Jade - Adam (soon)
Frankie - Aaron (soon)
Corrin - Ad
Chrystynay - Simon
Soggy - Marc
Lucy - Shaun (soon)
and Lettie...well Hal? I dunno...haven't seen her in a while actually...
Well yeah, it's always festering me that's so unlike the rest of my friends, and it annoys me because it pushes me away from them, I can't have conversations like they do.

Oh I want to be socialable again, I mean what happened to me and Craig like talking all the time? What happened to even talking to John? Why does everyone who I once knew and got along fine with just ignore me now?

This is turd...all turd...I mean I'm staying in on a Friday night...

But I guess things can only get better, festering optimistic...

Oh yeah...why's it so hard for me to get over people? Alex! Why are you so fucking nice but just fail to notice my existance...I think I fucking love you. Every single thing reminds me of you, you're the only guy I've got on so easily with...just come back

Well it's been a while...

And I'm still single. Still friends with Tab, Pig and the rest of the crew...

The last few weeks have been weird, seeing Paul again made me just like him even more. Recieving a text from Matt has reminded me of the two weeks that were just amazing, and talking to Alex; the guy I fell in love with, and yet again Jess is heartbroken.

Today has been tearful. I've been crying all day. I've finally realised I'm no longer Jess Sturt at all. I have completely new friends, completely different lifestyle, but yet I still can't let people go.

Why am I so vulnerable to loving people? I get so jealous...so clingy. No wonder why Alex hates me.

I've been told I'm never going to be loved. Thanks for that scorpiomale@hotmail.com

And why is it that everything reminds me of Alex, actually everything. I can't go through one slow song without breaking down.

It's getting ridiculous.

I am nothing but a teenage girl that feels like her world is being torn apart. I'm not the first, and by far not the last. But I wish I could.

I just have to keep telling myself that theres going to be so many more times like this in the future, worse no doubt. How am I going to be able to cope?

I'm not going to be able to.

It's the foonies!

Well theres quite alot here, and most of it won't make sense! But if you wish to carry on reading...please do so :)

Dont' be so quick to walk away, just because nips is gay...Tab sang it to Justin Timberlakes - Rock Your Body, it was funny.

Fanny Pimdnal...something random Tab wrote on my phone

You might not know how much I have loved you. Just who I am to you. You never notice my existence. Was it just a fairytale that had never started?...I found it on a site and fell in love with it.

Mind that person! Oh! It's a traingle...Karen's skill!

Glow in the dark Jesus..Grandma had one, I found it hilarious

The end to this is how it stops...Something on tv

I look in the mirror, oh no. It's me again...I heard that, and liked it

Richard Bacon...Is fooking gorgeous!

Oh look its a little bouncing china man. Called doing doing...My Dad about a chinese gymnast in the olympics

Curt Beercock, brother of Julie Smith...It was on the news

You can take ma salmon but you cannae take ma freedom...Karen said it in a Scottish accent, it was hilarious

Forgotten when I'm gone. But unforgettable while I'm here...Another great saying

Fish Street...Yeah I found it funny!

Townie Sammy twin...That was weird!

Everythings wrong. But it's alrite :)...Lyrics for a Goo Goo Dolls song, I like it :)

525...the page I had got up to in my book

The Cock Inn...A pub

Whats it when someone rings you? *I sing* Oh! A bit like dangerman then?...My mums skill

Grandmas views on McDonalds effect on the world: the children are getting too fat...I found it funny

Just imagne Grandma listening to Prodigy...I found this hilarious!

Adam Drury...Another fitty

5 letters. Begins with o, ends with e. orange? otter?...It was on brainteaser

hermish...On brainteaser

o mum i like paul. u wana go 2 pooles cavern?...Mum's going deaf

jemima puddleduck. is that donald ducks bird?...Someone behind me in the queue for the log flume said it, I found it hilarious

passionofthemullet.co.uk...it was written in the queue for Spinball Whizzer...check it out guys

nampak...It was written on a truck...LMAO!!!

becky mantin...A really fit weather person

jus bcuz im paranoid dnt mean that ppl ent folowing me...It was on 8 legged freaks, I like it!

is this from rock of school jess?...Dad's skill

under cozzum. under cover rozzer...Air had me in stitches!

damien rice cannonball...I love this song!

hes my running sheep...Tab...

were all giant turnips...Me...

look at it...its floppy...Peeg...

Yeah I had bov fro everythign to be perfect towards the end. Well that took ages, so until the fun next time whenI have to empty my phone from turd...toodlepipxxxxx

I'm back

Holiday was cool. Found giant mushrooms with Mark, thats all I have to say, well all I have time to. Pig wants the computer. I'll write all the funny moments another time. Toodlepipxxxxxxx

Last day with internet :(

Well yeah the title says it all. I just felt like updating everything, but my site can wait until I get home. I was woken up to Billy ringing me...nice! He apolagised frlo teh way he talked to me last :. Came to Pig's, then we went to Bude to get my photos developed. They ended up cool, going Barnstaple tomorrow. I'm on such a natural high it's unusual! I;m finally happy! Well yeah, that's all so until next time...Toodlepip! Lol, I say that alot! Byexxxxxxx

A note of farewell...but just for now ;)

Well the holidays have been pertty good so far, the weather is great, and me and Tab have made some great new friends! We've actually got relationships now, mines Steph Menzies lookalike and hers is Sam, I was jealous of her at first because I really liked Sam, but they had already fallen in love so I just left it.
On a more serious note, I really like John. And Rik. I dunno why I like Rik though, he has permanent bov for me and it's starting to piss me off!
Well me and Tab keep going up Barnstaple it's pretty cool I suppose, made quite alot of friends which is cool. On Saturday I am going on holiday up North for 2 weeks, so no more blogging from me for a while! Well happy reading and hope y'all have fun.
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Coming out of my cage and I'll be doing just fine...

Well I've just woke up, on the computer already, just catching up on things. The plans for today are to have a shower, get changed (:), then go to Pig's, because I missed not going there! And...possibly a dream round Will's, we'll see what happens. Well yeah, I see there was a point for this post : So that is all...

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I've got to stop doing a good!

Today me and Tab went into town and bought me some rainbow trousers :D They look quite weird on...but should get better...ok thats weird!

Yesterday me, Tab, Billy and Will were at...Will's and we had a big dreaming session and it was so cool! The mixes and stuff. When we had to go I did a good though...

So we managed to get home in the end. At the moment I'm round Pig's, it's been fun but him and Nips will soon be deserting me and Tab...to fester with his friends...

So I will either be joining Miss Loretta South...or I'll be joining Mr Bedschleeper (My bed :S) Well yeah...going to go now because I'm not feeling usual and my arms ache.

Toodliopippo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Schools out for summer!

Well I finished school, no coursework to do apart from English, but that can wait! Well yeah. Not much has happened really, went up to Barnstaple on Thursday, could of stayed but didn't.  I've been invited to go to Exeter next week with the people though, so that should be fun. I think I'm going to write all the things that I've saved on my phone; due to more space needed!

Jess! For that I should kill you...Tab

Lets rub our chins like sexy eskimos...Me

Scissor Sisters n Kanye West...I wanted to buy their albums...

Give me back the remote and stop picking my nose...Pig to me

I've got hercupes...throws drink all over herself and floor and watches Pig on his hands and trotters...Me. Damn that was funny!

You remind me of those girls who fart in bed then lift up the covers to smell it...Shauna said it to me ages ago

Pig prefers pouncing possum penises...Say it!!! It's sooooooooo funny!

Grace and decorum...someone said it on tv...I found it hilarious

Mark Holland...this fit guy playing on The Vault

Plymouth 41 miles...I had to write it down!

Wetlookgel. What is does: holds hair and makes it look wet...I was on the toilet in Mark and Monica's house and I found this on Mark's gel...

Do u wanna give me a suck?...Me to Tab... Thats when I get it up...Tab to me. We were talking about a frozen Frubes

Mozarts first name was Wolfgang...It was in a maths test...I found it hilarious!

What team am I batting for?...Billy said it...when we had gone ten pin bowling :

I'm really needin guidance now reminding me im strong inside...it's lyrics to a Sophie Ellis Bextor song...I liked it

I look like a sluttish schoolgirl...Billy said it about me as I said I reckon I'll end up being on Coke or Heroin when I'm older. He said he thought the same as I looked like "the type"

We've had loads of people doing beach parties down the beach...Look at Billy's skill!

YOUR DOING WHAT NOW? Oh! Trying to park...Billy started shouting at this random driver...he thought he was trying to overtake him...but he wasn't!

I love my fiesta... I love my parking... thats a bit dodgy isnt it...Billy's skill once again!

We all like a portuguese tranny to win...Pig discussing Big Brother...

Because all sponges have a crusty outside...Tabby had burnt a little blie dudes hair free from a cereal, it felt like a sponge, I said this and Pig came back with that comment

Well I hope it's been fun, because that took me AGES to write. Toodelpip huns and take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

Poopy Poopy Wooface

Well the days have, overall, been turd. I've had to do loads of coursework and stuff like that, but I managed to do it! I can hear all the readers exclame with joy! Well yeah, today was poo really, me and Tab met afterschool and it was pretty fun, making ashtrays with coins and spit and ash...pretending I was a reard, dribbling apple fanta, you know the usual. Oh well my arm appears to be aching, just like my ass! Oh well, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

You were the last thing on my mind...

yeah I'm listening to steps! Lol, well yeah. Yesterday I bought some stuff. The trip back was ok I suppose, apart from when we forgot the blender so we had to go back...It was well cool, Jacob has a toy that plays a foonky tune, but you have to set it off. i tried continuously to make it work, so I could dance, but it never worked. But on the way home it was in a bag in the boot, and it kept playing, all the way back. Well yeah, we went to Pam and Graham's and there was these french guys...:
 
Well we went back and I went online, it was boring and I went to bed. I woke up at 9, went online then I met Tab and now were at Pig's. Well yeah, nothing special happening so I wil be off now. Lol still listening to Steps...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am le tired...

Well, I spent last night just talking to Sammy on the internet, it was quite funny due to the fact he was scared of a gay guy...
I woke up at 5 this morning, and we left to Gloucster ok, I don't know how to spell it...but ssh! Pretty good journey up, we've just been festering on the computer, should be going shopping soon. And later we'll be having an Indian ;).
Well thats all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

I've been searching for teh answer within answers; but no one knows whats in my mind...

Well todays been, well wet! Lol.
I woke up, had a shower then got a lift to school with Frankie. First lesson was science, I was dreading it as I didn't do any of the coursework, but when I got there I realised how much work I had on the school computers! So I think I'll be able to pass that alright, that go tme in the mood for a really good day...
 
Second lesson was r.e, we literally did nothing, me and Alex chatted a little, but then I smelt my breath...and it wasn't good! So I shut up...but I got thinking, out of ALL the people in the class, he decided to sit next to me. This is Alex Smeeth, the cricketer who's gonna make it rich and famous, and I sat next to him in r.e, because he considered me a friend and rather sat next to me than anyone else...I've gotta stop thinking about things! But also, I handed in my history coursework, and it made me feel even better than I felt already!!!
 
At break I found Clurry and Lettie at the drama table waiting for me, they were talking :). I was just thinking (again): Those are my friends, and they're waiting for me...we went down donkey then returned back to the great place (aka school :)
 
Third lesson was maths, it seemed to drag on for ages but it was ok as I was talking to everyone, usually I'm really quiet in the lesson, but I just went back to the old Jess, who doesn't care about anyone elses opinions, it was great :D.
 
Fourth lesson was food. I realised today what great friends I have! Lol, it's been good talking to them again. I mean I love Tab, beyond words, but I've just missed them loads! And...some I haven't! Lol...like Frankie...
 
At lunch I went down Lettie's and did the rest of my history essay. Finishing it made me feel like on cloud #9, it just feels so great going to a lesson, and being able to hand everything in. Me and Lettie then discussed what our plans would be for tonight.
 
At form time it was great; exactly like the old times again! Me singing...dancing...going cross eyed...annoying people. Just great fun :)...and to finish it off...I called Barry a Fat Shit :D and hugged Craig <3...damn I'm lame! Lol
 
Last lesson was history, it was great fun, me and Tab doodled the bugle and completely changed everything to teachers being obsessive with moles and girls in skirts...
 
Afterschool I went into town with Lettie and Lana, exactly like old times again; going shopping with Lana's money and spending it all :D. We soon returned, this was when I would dance really horrifically to Britney's  "Everytime", also Lana admitted that every part of my body makes her want to throw  up :. I finally saw Rich again! It was amazing, I haven't seen him in so long, and I realise again why I liked him...We had tea, got dressed up and I phoned Pig.
 
We met him, Mon, Nips, Da and Bo. Bo gave me a rainbow badge :)...it was Kat's, but ssh! Lettie soon left as they said she looked like Nadia from Big Brother, and may I add, a big FUCK YOU to Nips, as Ahmed was voted out this evening :D. Well yeah, it started to rain and we went down to the skatepark. Kat came, and we decided to spin in the rain, it was fun :) I didn't do much...but she did! Lol. Nips did a carpet and we was dreaming, I didn't dream much though. Well yeah, the Rozzers came...took all our details and Pig home :P. So yeah, Da managed to escape, and for someone reason, Mon wasn't asked :S. So yeah, Mon went after Pig was taken, then Da came back and him and Nips went, and Kat was being picked up, so I left.
 
Now I'm on here, won't be able to write tomorrows blog as I am seeing Monica and Mark in Cheltenham.
 
So toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
 

Todays been...FRUSTRATING!

Well woke up, had a bath, had a lift to school with Frankie. The usual really.
First lesson was s.e, but me and Lettie didn't fancy that...or food, so we went back to hers and watched Mean Girls, it was pretty good.
At break we went back, I had to because of Maths with Tilzey. It was ok I suppose, wel actually it was just irritating, we did 4 questions in an hour :|
Fourth lesson was science, it was turd and I realised I need to do a project and an assignment before Friday (2 days) otherwise I wouldn't be entered into the exam...so I'm fucked! I don't have a clue what to do, and I'm falling behind really bad :(
At lunch we went down Peeg's so I could get my phone, and as I didn't have battery I took his old one, it was cool, and I took loadsa photos...
Last lesson was art, lmao! I just wrote fart...yeah I'm lame! Well yeah, was a turd lesson really.
And now I'm round Pig's, waiting for my hardcore pizza to arrive. That is all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Alien face...

I dunno why thats the title...but hey! Wow! Well this weekends been great, and so has today! I've managed to pick myself up again. So lets run through it then...
Friday
School was lame, me and Tab went straight back to mine afterschool and we just festered, until I got a phonecall from a very om Pig, so we met up with him. We was later joined by Mon and Da. The night was cool. Once again, me and Tab didn't drink, but it was still cool. Well...okay maybe that night wasn't so good...

Saturday
Me and Tab woke up quite late, so we went into Bude and bought anti-cellulite cream. We applied it and all that jazz, we've been exercising and this whole day almsot consisted on walking around...due to Mon and Da being phalluses...the night was great! I was told my life will crumble to pieces...but I would be wealthy :D...:|

Sunday
We woke up, no shit :|, and we went back to mine, after applying the cream again :P, yes it has already started to firm us up!!! Well yeah, we went back to mine to kill time before my sisters 18th...but Nips and Pig rang, so we met up with them, had a dream then returned to mine.

The people had started coming, and we stayed in my room; due to being scared. Me and Tab had dressed up again, in the skirts and stuff so Nips and Pig decided to dress up too, so we met Pig's brother...*dribbles*...and yeah...well in the end we started chatting to the people, we immediately got on with these 2 guys, Scott and John. I like Joh, and Tab likes Scott! Lol, well yeah, we were just dreaming at the back of the garage. The night was full of hugging random gay guys, one being called Guy (:|) and there was this really nice guy! We hugged fr ages, his name is Rik. I've asked Lisa for his number...lol. After lots of alcohol later (:|) we went into the living room to watch films, Scott wanted Tab to join him on her lap, so she did. Later my MoMmI came in, yelling at me to go to bed as I had school the next day. It was embarrassing.

Me and Tab went to bed, 10 minutes later we went downstairs, then we went out on the golfcourse and dreamed a little more, John clearly didn't want me, but good old goldfish...So yeah, as Tab was wrecked we decided to go to bed. This was at half two...

At 6 we were woken up, by my very drunken sister. As we couldn't get back to sleep, we just got ready for school...

I saw Rik in the morning but that was it :(

Well yeah, Frankie came so me, Tab and Nips walked to school with her. Nips was meetin Fred *George :|. Well yeah. Me and Tab were tired beyond words can explain...

At registration, I finally saw Craig (ultimate sexybum) and I thought...hmmm...so I said to him, wanna go to the prom with me? It was sooo cute! He just kept smiling and went really red...then said maybe :|. I'm not really happy about it...

First lesson was art, it was pretty poopy...second lesson was english, it was turd apart from when Lettie started randomly laughing at the Levi's adverts becasue of the music, hey hun...WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON!

At break we went down Donkey...third lesson was science, had a laugh with Sammy...and I did something really stupid...
Sammy told me to tell someone (who was not wearing a brace) that I had never noticed they were wearing a brace...So I decided to target Joel...so I said to him, I never realised you had a brace, he said: I don't, I go what's that then *points to front teeth* he replies: Oh! That's my fake tooth!...

Fourth lesson was p.e, me and Tab were umpires for rounders, but we were concentrating on the way Jenny moved her legs so often, so we missed out on when a rounder was scored...so we randomly made the scores up...

At lunch we went to Safeway, ain't done that for a while, after calling lots of paranoid little girls lesbians, we ate our food. It was so much fun :|

Last lesson was maths, I was nearly falling asleep.

And just now, whats made me happy? SEXYBUM HAS GOT MY MESSAGE :D

Well yeah, this is too long for my liking, should be short tomorrow, so until then...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Tell me where you are, tell me how you feel...

Well todays been poopy. Woke up went to the toilet and er...well I wasn't going to school lets put it that way! So yeah, I've just spent the whole day on the computer, I dunno what to do with my life, my friendship with my older relationships is getting strong again, it's great. I might be back to the old Jess soon enough.

Well nothing else to say, apart from, MEW. Ok that was lame...

Toodlepipxxxxxxxx

Well, isn't life so great?

Well over the weekend I learnt that my sexybum had gone, with no call, no text. Today at school I think I broke down into tears at least 3 times. I decided to go home.

I just thought of everything, Lettie had deserted me, sexybum...well I guess he couldn't be bothered and just everybosy, it's getting how things used to be. I mean come on...my lipgloss bitches won't even tell me what's wrong when Luc is hysterically crying, what can I do if they never tell me anything? I feel as if I'm just here, floating amongst all the others. Why doesn't anyone appreciate my presence? Do I have "pleas eignore me, I'm a selfish/two face bitch" written on my forehead? Christ! No one even gives me a chance.

Why do I always follow the undescribable weeks with ones lowest of the low?

Nothing else to say...toodlepipxxxx

It's all fun fun fun in THE STURT HOUSE :|

Well I woke up, and I stayed at home due to a bad tummay (yes I was supposed to type it like that, so screw u Pig! *puts up little finger where the minging ring used to be on*). So I ended up waking at 9:20, then I cleaned the kitchen for an hour. After mum and Dad coming in and completely ruining it, I thought there would be no point for the living room. So I retreated to my room and played Ozone really loud, it was fun drying my hair to it...damn I'm so vain!
Well after that I went on the internet, then I let Karen on and I allowed her to have some of my contacts, the next thing I knew she's talking to Pig and Chappell...so i completely distroyed it and went on (h) :| that smiley doesn't work on here...

Well yeah, I noticed the time was three, so I left to Pig's house, no one answered the door so Tab rang, I met her and now were at Pig's. We haev to leave at 6 due to him going back to his old boyfriend. It's sad you know because Harry treated him like shit, he cheated on him and everything, but Pig just can't see it. I've tried telling him that he's only used so Harry can "unleash the load" but he just can't see it :(

Well I tried...that is all

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh yeah, Pig isn't gay, I made that all up, but he is deserting us for Harry Munchkin, and he won't let me and Tab "pop along"
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Look at the size of that carrot!

Well today's been really funny, and really poopy.
Woke up really early, I did my hair and all that poopy...Then we set off, MoMmI nearly had a nervous breakdown due to running over a squorrel...it was actually quite funny...

Well yeah, I kinda slept all the way there, apart from when Poo flicked my head, and I jumped, and then I thought she was talking to me when she was actually on the phone...so yeah I ended up having a conversation with myself...

We got there, and yes, the fights with Angela continued...then Lisa had a bit of my mouth :P. We ate, until half 11 whilst playing this weird "flick the bug in teh frogs mouth" game...Corrin kicked my ass :( but I beat Sophie :D

Then we had to go to this really lame party thing, it was poo. But it ended great, after having another fight with Angela, I told her (yet again) to buy a more supportive bra...not that I stare at her breasts :| HOW DISTURBING!!! I LOOK AT SHEEP AND RAMS BREASTS!!!

Well yeah, the day ended with more munch, and we continued watching this thing...there are also alot more quotes written o my phone, well keep reading to find out the "hilariousality" of the title :|...

There's quite alot...

oh! is that a prune? urm no, thats a passionfruit...I was really excited about this prune in the fruitshop...the man put me down though :(

sorry door...Nips apolagised to a door

wot does england mean?...My skill...

put frost!...Pig said it to me and I foudn it hilarious...

hack it england fuck u! :| we got a free kick...Mine and PIg's conversation...

17 fitty from portugal...I later found out it was Ronaldo...

dont cry because its over, smile because it happened...I like this saying...

u held ur breath cuz it really stinks...I made these lyrics to go to a song :| I can't remember what song it was though...

im livin in a cuckoo clock...it was on tv and I found it funny

soup? its the only option. o i c there ent a water cooler bhind it...Eastenders great acting skills

2 squeezes now im lovin u...Eastenders again

good riddance. that sure told them billy...and again

eminem n usher. u beta neva let it burn...mix Loose Yourself with Burn...and that's what you get!

premium lager without the premium...on an advert, I found it foony...

we no ur a bender but we wanna see benders...Nips talking to Tim Henman, he met him and everything :|

kane - rain down on me...a song I wanted to download

o yeh cuz i see the babies alive wen its ded...Nips's skill

cockermouth...On 50 50

41 n 37 chosen first...On 5050

won 641 cockermouth...On 5050

is the simpsons in there...no pokemonMe and Pig ahving a conversation

this crime is criminal...Marco's skill

i feel and feek like mr burns...My skill

brand new - the quiet things no one ever knows...another song I want to download

WOAH...it was really quiet on the bus and Dan had music in his ears, the bus took a sharp turn and he shouted this...

ha ha u got sumit crawling up ur penis...Corrin to Nichols

cow givin it large wiv a carrot...and the title, I saw a cow doing another one up the ass, and his phallus looked like a carrot, it was funny...

Well yeah, that is all...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's obviously Adolf Hitler...

Well today was so much fun, found a hardcore new song...so I downloaded it, also with five and steps...
First lesson was halfed, due to form time, but because all the other people in our year was doing an exam, we just festered around. Then I went back to do r.e, it as pretty poopy, but with Alex next to me, how can I complain :|

Second lesson was art, I finally saw my relationship! It was cool...I can still freak him out ;)

At break I signed out, time for "orthodentist", so I went down Lettie's I was deserted for an hour, so I decided to kill the time and to watch Goosebumps, I can't believe I actually used to be scared of that! Larny came, with Yvonne, so we just ate :P, it was great. Lettie soon turned up so we played this fighting thing, I kicked Larny's ass, but then Lettie kicked mine...but lets not talk about that!

At lunch I went to Pig's, I was then joined by Nips, then Menage and Ferg came, then Tabby. It was quite scary...and embarrassing due to the fact they played the recording of me and Tab singing...

Well the dudes left, so me, Tab, Pig and Nips festered. We took some amazing photos of Nips's and Pig's concentration as they watched Pokemon, when I work out how to put pics on here, I'll make sure they are added!

Well I'm here until half ten, so mew! There is the most adorable Pokemon called Mew...it kicks ass...I don't watch Pokemon :|

Well I better go, due to Tab and Nips having a rather viscous pillow fight...

That is all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LMAO! NIPS HAS HIS FEET PUT AND THEY'RE FOOKING DISGUSTING!!!

Frustrating phallus eating rectums...

Well today was ok, woke up earlier, I had to wash my hair. I then just festered in my house...
Frankie didn't come.
First lesson was art, it was pretty poopy. It was quite amusing though when Sam admitted that he had never heard of Nirvana...
Second lesson was english, I dragged Lettie along, it was pretty poopy.
At break me, Lettie and Clur went down Spar, it was cool us all chatting, Lettie was saying how she would throw a massive party if I lost my virginity...
Third lesson was science, it was poopy, nice to see Kristie back though :|
Fourth lesson was p.e. It was quite amusing, and I can't believe how my ctaching skills have grown :|...I'm a natural :|, Miss said I was insane...
At lunch I went down Lettie's I broke up a "disagreement" as Larny's ex boyfriend had text her saying something about her current boyfriend being a paedophile, backstabbing ugly bastard...I had to try to convice Mark not to kick the shit out of him.
Last lesson was maths, it was turd.
I got a lift home with Frankie, then I worked for two hours. I never realised what a shithole I live in...oh well.
That is all, I need a fag :(
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened

Well I woke up at 11, due to a bad dream. I can't remember what it was about, but it was scary, and I kissed a guys head :|. Well yeah...I had a roast and then me and Dad had a laugh, due to me swearing at the phone with my hands because Tab didn't say: "Love you too". He told me to say to her that her shit stinks...

I'm over Peegs now, trying to work out how to put photos on here, but I can't so I will not get stressed and I will just give up, I'm watching eastenders now, Gary: I'M KING OF THE WORLD...:|

I'm dressed in my "flannel trousers", Peeg calls them: "towel trousers"...thanks for that!

Well yeah, we've moved his room round, well actually me and Tab did next to nothing, but ssh ;)

That is all for now, so remember this: A friend helps you move...but real friends help you move dead bodies.

Take care y'all

Toodlepipxxxxxxxx

What to say? Meep?

Well yesterday was cool. School was pretty poopy, I think Perv figured out that I copied my essay from the internet, I have to edit it...bastardo!!!

Well yeah, afterschool me and Tab went round hers, we had another interesting chat with her Dad, which says I feel insecure about my homelife because I've made a hole in my jumper and I chew on the bits...

Well yeah, we got ready and stuff (sexy bum rang me) then we went to Pig's, Nips was there :). Lol...I meant that smile...

It was pretty fun...then me and Tab met Angy and went to his. We watched this film and lets just say we find the word "grapes" amusing. We went home, and played games with chewits, leaving us to be quite sick.

Today I was woken up by a text message from sexy bum. AT 9:30. We couldn't get back to sleep so I tidied my room and were now at Pig's. It was so funny! Earlier on we were watching this brunch thing and it sounded so dirty!

Well yeah, probably no plans for the rest of the day. So yeah, that is all. Toodlepipxxxxxxx

Ok, I'm pissed off!

Well I'll run you through the school day...I woke up at 5, due to MoMmI adopting random dogs, ok Keira is cute, but why wake me up so early? I then went back to sleep, at 7:£0 I got ready. I left the house by 8:15, walked by myself and it was good. I need space by myself...
First lesson was history, Clur deserted me :( Well she went into a different room. I typed my work on the computer and spoke to Chris, it's good talking to people you haven't spoken to for a while...
All I want is somebody who's gonna love me for me
Somebody I can love for them
All this money don't mean shit
If you ain't got nobody to share it with
Love rules the world, you feel me
Len just sent me that, thought I'd share it with you because it's perdy. It's a part of his new poem...

Well yeah, second lesson was maths which completely sucks. Yes I understand simultaneous equations...

Third lesson was english...so I went down Lettie's and hoovered and played worms :P. It was good chatting to my family again, I've missed Yvonne :(.

Fourth lesson was science...again it was down Letties...

At lunch I met Tab and Roxy, and we went down Bude Junior School. I had to give Miss Marriott a form and a cadr to say thanks. I saw Matt and Marc, it was weird, I was walking down the corridors and Marc was just screaming my name...it's horrible to think that I was a part of their lives a week ago, and now I'm just a memory. I knocked on the door, and loads of the kids were saying: it's Jess! I just felt like such a bitch because I wasn't concentrating on what anyone was saying, I was just really badly emotionally overwhelmed. The next thing I knew I had Robyn hugging me. I left...and I regret not talking to them. I had loads of time, and all I did was walk off.

I got back,last lesson was business. The whole time I was just thinking of what I could of said or done. I just couldn't handle it. And now I feel poopyish. I walked home with Frankie, we bought fags and now I'm here listening to Seal, and I just feel so far away from being complete...what is it?

I guess I just get too attached, I've gotta learn to let go. It's so hard

Toodlepipx

I think todays just about been the shittest...

Well I woke up at half six, and got ready for college, I later got a text from Corrin saying she wouldn't be going today :|. So I had to meet the freaks by myself...
So I did. The ride up was lame, and teh whole day was. I had to catch up on loads of stuff. I joined Lisa loads of times, and met this guy called John, he's going to her eighteenth, and I can't wait! Well yeah, the day soon drew to an end (thank God) and I'm now over Pig's, after drawing lots of random shat, I have improved, and "on a roll" as they say, I just keep thinking of Helen's sketchbooks and I just want to be her! Her drawings are so beautiful, and mine are just lame :|. Well thats all...
Toodlepipx

I'll picture you in the sun, wondering what went wrong...

Well today's actually been great! I woke up, had a shower...waited for Frankie to come, then we got a lift. It's good speaking to her again, 3 weeks and I missed her! I got at school, and I spoke to Luc, and Tilzey. It's all great!
At first we had to go into the hall to talk about Work Experiance, I have to give Miss Marriott a card :|.
First lesson was art, it was pretty cool. I didn't miss Matt at all :P. And his festering swearing after every sentence...

Second lesson was history, it was (as always) great. Me and Clur just talked about everything! We were in the computer rooms and was just laughing at everything! Things soon got embarrassing when she saw my email from Girland...:| LMAO! I can't believe I just wrote that...

At break me and Clur trekked down Spar, we talked loads, it was great! We came back to a rab Lettie...oops!

Third lesson was science, it was hilarious! Me and Sammy played a game that went like this: When we laughed we had to strip. I lost...lol, but we soon stopped because Sammy didn't wanna take his socks off...so the next game we played was: When Bradders walks past, we have to go all sexy, like I flicked my hair and Sammy would put his finger in his mouth...it was hilarious!!!

Fourth lesson I had "doctors" so I went to Lettie's and we played worms...Mark and Larna joined in too...it was quite fun! We continued to play through lunch..At the end of lunch, me and Lettie (LMAO!!!) went into SEN, we were on the computers and Lettie coughed and farted at the sametime, it was hilarious!!! Barry Salmon was there aswell! I was in hysterics...I think it may of been my immaturity...

Last lesson was I.t, we had teh ever so great Miss Murphy :|, and I found a new piece of information: NICOLA GLOVER HAD HER HAND ON JOEL TROKE'S PHALLUS AND HE HAD HIS HAND ON HER FANGITA IN SCIENCE. So I decided to email it everyone :), he was rab ;)

Me and Frankie walked home and we got fags, after finally getting a lighter! I had to ask a random! And I saw loads of Dudes from Junior School...I miss it!!

Well that's all, oh yeah! I've finally got over my fear, and I've chucked loads of shat away! Also I'm not wearing any make up and I'm feeling great! Apart from now there is a lump in my throat, yes I'm thinking of Matt again, but what else can I do? I'm probably just another teenager who thinks she's in love when she blaitently isn't!
So here's some more lyrics...

in the sun

i picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong
and falling down on your knees asking for sympathy
and being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen
and trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in

May God's love be with you
always
May God's love be with you

i know i would apologize if i could see your eyes
cause when you showed me myself i became someone else
but i was caught in between all you wish for and all you need
i picture you fast asleep
a nightmare comes
you can't keep awake

may God's love be with you
always
may God's love be with you

cause if i find
if i find my own way
how much will i find
if i find
if i find my own way
how much will i find
you

i don't know anymore
what it's for
i'm not even sure
if there is anyone who is in the sun
will you help me to understand
cause i been caught in between all I wish for and all I need
maybe you're not even sure what it's for
any more than me

may God's love be with you
always
may God's love be with you

Take care folks, and toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, today has been...Sunday :|

Well when I woke up, I joined my sister downstairs and we danced to O-zones new song, it's so lame but yet refreshingly great! Yeah...refreshing! Later I had dinner, then met Tabby. We then went roung Pig's. Nips came later. And left...we bought munch and we just generally festered in his room. Ooh! Yesterday I finally managed to get the song from the advert. I've wanted it for ages! It's the aftershave thing, by Davidoff. It's called Echo, theres a guy looking through the bottle and the only part of the song they show is: "I'll picture you in the sun, wondering what went wrong..." Well yeah, it's a great song! And it's called this for any others out there who wants to know: Joseph Arthur - In The Sun. And if you haven't seen the advert, download the song because it's fanbloodytastic!

Well yeah, texted Matt a little today, I now only have 15p left, lol, from a fiver yesterday! It was cool, he was extremely drunk!

School tomorrow, after 3 weeks! And you know what? I haven't done a single bit of coursework...o poopy! Oh well, I'll manage to blag my way out of it.

Len hunny, hope your blog works, but until then, here's mine to rub in your face :P, love ya really!

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I haven't done it for a while...

Well, these reminders have been festering on my phones for months now, so I will finally write them down...

ryan scott = m w...I wrote it down, it was a fit guy on the Sleepover Club...me and Tab don't watch that, yes Tab I'm making out you like it too...

rhubarb or ruler...I think I was dreaming when I wrote this!

cnt taste it. gum bent? nah not lit stoned aswel...OOO! This was so funny! I was dreaming and I lit a fag, and I couldn't realise why I couldn't taste it, I thought, is it that I'm chewing gum? Is it because it's bent? Is it because I'm dreaming? Oops! It's because it's not lit...

same old shit different day. gotta get up. gotta get up...Lyrics by Puddle Of Mudd

penelope jenkins aka mutef. we tried 2 c his falus. n liked the stik that smelt like shit WE HATE IT...Me and Tab saved a bumblebee, this one and the next text describes him...

shakey. who kept shakin his ass,unabld 2 fly humpd the stick,had a face like a screwdriver. yes we hflped him polanate n yes hekept falin of...he dint like pink...he had a scary face!

cnt put my rings dwn there...it bukles...A brainer statement I said, I ended up making a top out of the tights...they kept getting buckled because my rings kept scratching it...and if you want to see pictures, browse my site:

it went bk in my mouth. was it cold?...Me and Pig ahd a conversation, it ended up by me saying something really stupid...

its the manure! its not our asses!...Tab kept farting so we made up this excuse if anyone said anything...

5. nah theres 6...o i fort u was one cuz ur lyin on air...Pig on Jim

mutef...It was on a license plate...me and Tab always try to make words out of the letters, and it was my turn...

tio pepe...name of a wine I found funny

do u wanna roll me a pag fig?...My tongue was tied ok?

its like row! easee tiger! ur grlfrends sitin next 2 u! and al u asked was if the toilet was open......I think I said this to Len...

v - blood sweat and tears...LMAO! A really lame song I was gonna make Pig download...

hey ma i drink n smoke me 2...Lyrics of Hey Ma by...damn I've forgotten now!

gertrude was on tv wiv hardcore jamaican manish YA MAN...Gertrude was on Bad Girls...

oneil e email...Pig

i dnt wanna die. ill jump!...A lady said it from Bad Girls, when they were protesting on the roof

how can n e one take her seriously wen shes dresd as a phalus...I said it about the protester from Bad Girls

samaritans numba on bridge...I found it hilarious that the samaritans number was on the bridge...

fred elliot impresions...At college I kept doing impressions of Fred Elliot, i was actually hilarious! But yeah...

hotrox? no mud thats even worse...I think it was a conversationw ith Angy, it was either me or Tab...

tickety boo...hehe!

anguss hed...it looks like a potatoe......Nips

Well that is all I can give you, so until next time...Toodlepip folks xxxxxxx

After two weeksm it's over

Well the week was kinda great. Me and Matt didn't talk at all Wednesday, and he didn't come for the afternoon, I found out it was because his friend, yes I'm talking about Dj, had hanged himself.
Thursday was good, we went into Bude and we talked, it was great. The kids gave me a class photo of them, I will get it enlarged later. After, me and Tab waited for him to drive past, I waved and we went to Pig's, but on the way we saw Lettie, so we went into town, but angy wasn't there. We then went to Pig's whilst Lettie went home. I joined her later and we watched a film together, one we used to watch when we was younger, it was just like old times again, and I loved it! Tab came over then we left to Pig's again, and then I got a phonecall from Lettie, she was crying so I met her, Oko had told her he didn't want a relationship after 4 months...I tried cheering her up but I'm just not the Jess I used to be, I am completely transformed, for the worst I think. But yeah, after that I returned to Pig, and my 2 binliners full of clothes from Lettie, I left with Nips and got a lift home with his dad. I later had a nervous breakdown leaving me with no friends :|

The next day was full of mixed emotion. From the beginning I was just waiting for Matt to come, when he finally did I felt so great! It was weird...all day we were rehearsing for our assembly. Me and Matt talked alot. It was cool. At lunch I sat with Sophie and the crew then I went to the field and took photos, none of Matt though. After we performed the assembly. I then left after the kids constantly hugging me :|. It was quite funny I suppose, one girl said to another about my hate for them... I then left, but returned to say thanks to Miss Mariott. I saw Matt, and asked him for a hug, then he asked me for his number, I left the building close to hysterics, I didn't know whether to cry or scream with happiness...so i ran to Tab, we then went to Pig's. The night was full of licking stones...we left early.

And today, we've been texting eachother, I now know that he has a 3 year old relationship...so there goes everything I suppose!

Well yes, here are the lyrics of the new song I like, lol:

You say it was like this
I was torn between 2 worlds
One full of promise
And the truth I knew would hurt
You say I'm no angel
Tryin to put the past behind

So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble into the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

See I was just thinkin
Now my life is on the road
The straight and the narrow
On the route that I've been showed
You know its not easy
To try to change your ways

So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my
Try, our lives away
Then we stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

Well guys, I've got to stop trying to rely on dreams, or promises which I know will never happen.

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

I sure do love the stapler!

Well todays been as lame as ever, yesterday was so good, I painted Matt's hand..and oh! We were just talking all day. Well yeah, that soon leaded onto a really lame day.

I woke up, had a shower and managed to rush my make up, but it turned out ok in the end I suppose. I got there, and was told I'd have to make waves, and make a booklet for the "Bude Trail" we would be attending on Thursday. Well yeah, I went to the library with the class then I went back to do the waves. I did and it turned out bad! Lol, I then joined the class, and the staff treat me as a child, it does my head in. It was only Matt that made me feel welcome. Then it was break, I was supposed to go on duty with Miss Marriott but I didn't...I hung out with Roxy and we were soon impressed by mr Benbow's catching skills...
After break I just festered with the kids, but it was with "my crew" not just Marc, so it was cool. Really cool, so cool infact I decided to write that it was cool...even though it wasn't, and Matt didn't talk to me much, so now I'm pissed off because I've only got 3 days to get him to love me! I'm listening to Hoobastank, I'm not gonna chase Matt to the airport, and he's not gonna sing me this song...

Well yeah, after that was lunch, I met up with Tab then we went got fags, came back up and I joined Roxy in the field, Marc told me that Matt had said I couldn't hang out with im at lunch...so I was a bit pissed off. I joined Sam, and shaked this random boys hand after being insulted of having small breasts...well yeah.

After lunch I had to staple loads of papers together, my relationship with that staple really has increased! By about 160 papers :@. It fucked up half way, but Matt sorted it out so it ended up being ok...

I then festered with "my crew" again. I've missed them! Matt only said "see you later" when I left, I really gotta start being "nice".

I'm over Peeg's now, Kris on the way and I'm staying over Tabby Babys tonight, it's her birthday tomorrow so should be good. Oh yeah, Mon, Mark or Steve, if you read this. The cam is working now, and I look great with clear skin and big breasts, lol cameras sure do lie!

Well that is all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

Wow! I love Matt...

Well lont time no...type! Well guys, I've met the most amazing guy...yes I've started work experiance and he goes there. Tough luck is that a week has already passed, so only another to go. And soon he'll be moving to America :| Just what I wanted... I am now no longer orange :(...but brown :). It looks ok I suppose, I just need to get used to the change... my life is so boring! Lol...well yeah, I've made loads of friends at teh place, it ain't awkward at all, at The Strand I hate it...probably due to teh fact that they kept swearing at me...well I'm off, I'll try to write more detail another day
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxx

Well it's all over now...

Well I've finally released all the shit I've been feeling, I've attempted to make up with all the people that I've caused harm to, lol Harry. Bov for Sammy though! Tab's here for me, and you know what? I couldn't give a fuck if no one else was! She is so great you know, and people just judge her for no reason at all. Well heres a big FUCK YOU to all the people who don't notice or care about anyone else's feelings. Every single one of us ahve pissed someone else off one way or another, be like me and at least try to change what's happened. Take care yo'll
Toodlepipxxxxxxx

Phew, here I am again

Well I've been listening to teh same song since 9:00, it is now 11:45. Alanis Morisette - Everything. I think I have broke down into tears about 5 times now. I just try not to let the whole "Rik" thing bother me, but seeing him write what he did, it just seems so unlike Rik! Then him telling me to fuck off...

And now, yes it's as lame as it sounds, I've been reading our chatlogs. Damn that guy! I love him! Well that's all.

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

There are two sides to every story...

Yeah I'm listening to Frankee. Just had a fall out with Rik, it was bound to happen sooner or later, oh well what can I do? I've tried and tried but I guess just not hard enough. Last night was shat. I stayed up till late because I didn't wanna sleep, when I did I had a really weird dream, about Angy again! I can't be bothered to talk about it. I should be meeting Tab, Pig and Nips later, so until then, peace :|

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

My blister is pussing green shat

Well last night got better, Len came online and all that jazz. I don't care what people think of me now, you know why? Because it's me. And if people don't like that, they can shove it up there ass :). Well I couldn't sleep lastnight, due to all the hous pocus shat going on. So I tried to occupy myself throughtout the night, btu at 1 I started feeling sleepy lol, I'm so lame! So I slept with my sister Karen...
Jacob kept waking up and crying, so I thought "bov for this" and i went back into my bed at 7, I slept until 12. Since then I have discovered some kind of green mucous coming from my tumour, it's not pleasant. Well yeah, meeting Tab at four, should get cigarettes. Soz, you have to see this conversation:

Good Old Ouija Board says:
im gon get posessed lter
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
i dnt fink u shud
Good Old Ouija Board says:
y
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
cuz wot happens if ur tumour starts leaking green shat?
Good Old Ouija Board says:
then i laugh
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
lol
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
cough
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
lmao!

We should be going to Kri's after that. We should cheer him up and play with his purple stuff :)

That is all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

Well isn't life just great?

Well I think today's been a complete pile of shit :). Woke up, had a shower which was good, cleared my head. Then me and Tab went to Pig's. Da came later, again I was all over him, I've really gotta stop doing that. CHANGE ATTITUDE JESS, AND FAST! I came home later, had my sister down my throat all day, and now on the internet, I've got no one talking to me but Mikey, I'm not complaining hunny, your great. But I just want to talk to, omg! Look what he just said!

Your opinion what is that? It's just a different point of view... says:
they wont listen to me, im just jess
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
i'll tell them :D
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
ur not just jess.
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
ur jess :)
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
who is funny, and lovely :)// i think....:S

ah bad! There's more...

Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
thats a really nice pic of you by the way.
Your opinion what is that? It's just a different point of view... says:
lol, no
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
it is..
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
or else.. i wudnt say it :D
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
im being nice, give me a chance :)
Mikey Find Fosters - You've Found me!! F?ŠTEÅN says:
tis tho mate.

Well yeah, that's enough of that. He's cheered me up! Lol. Well thats all then...

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lalalalalalala...

Well today's been cool. Woke up round Tab's, had a poorly neck :( We watched 3 hours of Hollyoaks :|, I made Tab do it, and she didn't sem impressed, well Lee is great!!! Well yeah, my MoMmI picked me up then I went home and went online all day, tehn I ate, met Tab now I'm round Pig's, we should eb here till about 11. It's been fun guys, it really has :|.

That is all for now

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mew!

Well todays been cool. Walked to school with Frankie, had twose.....which was some good shit son :|...l n b!

We had extended form time, which was fun because we discovered how infectious yawns actually are, yes, 20 minutes of yawning was great, we were placing bets on who would yawn next...oh the joy!

First lesson was r.e I got 31% which was actually great, Alex (smart guy) got 20%, so I feel privellegged, it was kinda cool, Alex allowed me to sit next to him! Lol, it was fun talking about random things...

Second lesson was art, I was continuing my "relationship" with Sam, I drew an ever so perdy rose, I'm hardcore, and I deserve a quiche! It was fun talking with him for an hour, I sang him : "Can't take my eyes off you..." he blushed the little cutie! And I also managed to wink at Anna...

At break we ate...

Third lesson was business, pretty poopy, Morganator's voice is starting to do my head in...

Fourth lesson was science, it was ok, I fell out with Lettie at the beginning, but she came back, Sammy's continuing to be a dickhead...bov for him innit mate :| I come from Landan...

At lunch me and Tab went down Pig's I was in hysterics due to finally figuring out that he doesn'y actually laugh! Just cough...Say Da, wouldn't let him go!

Last lesson was history, I discovered me and Angy had the same results, 32%, it's a sign :|, or not! Lol... Well that was about it...

After school I went Tab's, then we went to Pig's, Nips came, Tab left, I left...

It was cool, but now I am alone eating Snack-A-Jacks, go team Jessy ;), that's all to say folks

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey babes...I'm back!...with my dots dammit! Dammit...I LOVE THAT WORD DAMMIT :P

Well I sure do miss my blog, infact I miss my old life! I was listening to err...a cd me and my friend made a while back...and it made me think, I never see her anymore, and I just generally miss hanging out with all my mates. Well I'll do what I haven't done for a long while...

Today: I had a shower, walked to school with Frankie, we had a good chat about life...it was cool. I got there, and just generally socialised...and accused Michaela of performing some kind of sexual activity and a certain someone...;)

First lesson was art, it was great, my work is actually starting to look good! I was trying it on with everyone! Even Mr kIng ;). Well yeah, I said I wanted to suck his phallus, and I've fallen in love with someone else...Sam Hayden...there, I confessed...he is officially now, "my relationship". I hugged him for ages and he's just..mmm......Sam!

Second lesson was english, it was ok, we just did some of our essay for when we come back in 3 weeks, we've got work experiance soon, and I'm pooping myself!!

At break me, Lettie and Tab, it was cool...Mr Bardsley is a new target to seduce ;)...just kidding, I don't dream about seducing my teachers...which leads me to my third lesson...

Science with Mr Ryan, :P, we were doing an experiment, Sammy was being pleasantly nice to me! It was great! I even got a hug! Lol...he made me a bracelet and I've sooooooo got over him *rolls eyes*...

Fourth lesson was p.e, it was great, we were playing "tennis volley" and Miss kept saying: HERE WE GO. So me and Tab kept singing the Geeks song, it was great, then we started calling Miss a curse because she kept making us loose dammit! :@

At lunch we went down Lettie's...but she wasn't there! So we hung out with Larnie, it was cool chatting like old times again, although I felt a bit awkward...but she's my sister dammit! I can't feel that way, they bought a double bed for Larnie especially so I can sleep with her! I used to stay round hers for months on ends you see...

Last lesson was well I can't remember yet...wait a sec...oh yeah, it was maths, I got the lowests results on the second test, as well as the first, I got 19%...I'm becoming so bad! Well yeah, it was a laugh because Tab laughed in the Bitch's face...

Tab came mine after school, then we went Pig's, Kris came, Tab left, Kris left then me and Pig just hung out, and I edited my site loads...

Well that's all, so until tomorrow

I LOVE SAM

Lol, oh yeah, if you ever read this Len, I love you, even if spelling my MoMmIs name is a disability.

Take care and Toodlepip
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Well well well...

Well today's been cool, woke up about midday, I didn't speak to Len at all yesterday! Oh well...it had lasted a whole month *wipes tear* well yeah, I read a bit...then we went downstairs and munched! We went Pig's later and just hung out really, edited out sites so thats pretty cool. Me and Pig were in hystericas due to a song that had been sent...I think it's really starting to get lame finding the word "poo" funny at 15 years old...
Well yeah, I'm being distracted by seeing Angy on webcam, so I must make like a quiche...and bake :|
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx
OH YEAH! MWAHAHAHAHAHA, PIG FINDS THE WORD "POO" FUNNY AT 16 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! It's broadcasted on the internet...

Well it's been a while...

Well alot has happened recently, yesterday me and Tab got drunk and it ended up with Tabby's nose coming to harm, it's a shame because it started out as a great night. I've discovered Air isn't a bastard, infact he's a really sweet guy! The other night I was thinking, Tabby's got everything, and what do I have? Nothing but the taste of prawns when I eat Jaffa Cakes...

My exams are finally over, I've got both bad and good results, got an A in Food, 2 B-s in English, an E in science, 23% in maths, oh dear! Lol, I'm dreading my history and r.e, but oh well! Well yeah, lifes been treating me well. And they have blessed me with such great friends, I was just too blind to see it, so heres a huage shout out to the guys that have made my life livable!

Tabby
Lettie
Len
Rik
Pig
Nips
Frankie
Kes
Luc
Corrin
Chrystynay
Sammy
Clur
Soggy
Deesray and so on...

Lol, well that's all, take care peeps. You know I love you
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Times are achanging...

Well, I've missed alot out, life is slowly improving which is good. I've still managed to speak to Len everyday, which is getting quite expensive due to I have no credit...
College was fun today. I recorded it. It's surprising how different people act when they see they are being recorded...
Well Len sent me this beautiful song, so I'm gonna publish the lyrics.
I've got nothing else to say apart from just taken end of year ten exams, not doing too well.

So until next time...keeps these lyrics with you


I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hold
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My ssweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

Toodlepip hunnies xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I love Jess's personality...

Lol, the title! Today's been cool, walked to school with Frankie. Had a cigarette, this is boring! Lol, umm... first lesson was art, was cool, Lettie attcked me with white paint, I tried to get her back, so now she has a white footprint on her trousers :) Second lesson was english, we had a lame revision, lmao! please hold, I have a pulse in my neck and it's taking over my face! LMAO! It feels so weird!!! Yeah anyway... english...we read and stuff, I had the odd outburst of giggles, due to Heywood shitting himself, LMAO! Pig was in hysterics, it was funny...

At break I had a nice healthy sandwich (I'm eating more healthy...)we saw Da, he did this funny walk as he walked by, and now my bird is grooming me...and pecking my ear...yeah, after that was an English test, I was on a roll! 5 pages on two questions! Lol, I think that's an exaggeration, but yeah. I got very sidetracked, so sidetracked I ended up writing about Worldpeace and Goo Goo Dolls lyrics. At lunch me and Tab hung with Pig, and finally met Regard! Lol, the time we finally get to hang with them is 3 days before they leave school, look at mine and Tabby's skill!

Last lesson was maths, we kept singing and we nearly got a detention! Chang said I had a nice personality! Lol, I won't write about him saying about Tabby's ass being nice, SHIT!!! Lol, now I sound lame, ugly with no friends...yup!!! Well that's all I gotta say

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

Matinee means afternoon!

Well today's been cool, walked to school with Frankie, arrived and was kind late, oh well. First lesson was p.e, tabby tried to hit the ball as a retard would of...I won't say anymore. It was generally fun, the singing and stuff.

Second lesson was business, I didn't do any work, just emailed len and Rik constantly, I'm sure they enjoyed the fact that I did this. And I'm sorry I have to stop writing about my boring life because of Kris. He can say one thing and it pisses you off! No wonder why he deleted his blog. Arg! Well yeah, the rest of my day was highly boring. meh meh meh

Toodlefeekingpipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I say I say I say...I'm a butcher

Well todays been well cool, taking the piss out of someone because they look like a sheep, well she called me ginger, it's sooooo orange! Then we were doing impressions of FRed Elliot, which was cool because Corrie is on now, and hes talking :D. Well I've got bov, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Today is a matinee...

I didn't have a clue what to use as the title, so that's what came! Lol, randomness is great. I woke up at 7 today, I thought it was 8 and I got a message from Frankie saying that she wouldn't be coming for me, so I started getting ready, there was me blaring Nirvana at 6:50 in the morning, then MoMmI asked me what i was doing up so early, so she let me sleep until 8:15 :D. Then she gave me a lift!

I got there really early, so I talked to Lucy about the weekend, she still has her Jelly Bear (named Marlin) She's had him a week now, I'm surprised he isn't sticky! Well yeah, it was fun hearing about everyone else's weekend, I thought mine was actually great!

We had form time in the morning, which was cool because they all went into great detail about their drunkeness, it makes me miss my cider drinking days...*wipes tear* what about Friday?:P

Well for the remaining p.e lesson, me and Tab just shooted (well I didn't...but ssh!). It was a laugh, then I was joined by Lettie and her ever so great new BROWN hair! Hunny, it does look good don't listen to what other people say.

Second lesson was science. The test was fun, Sammy was there. I have now discovered that he isn't the person I'm in love with. I think I was once, but now I look at him and just feel like friends.

At break we just festered around trying to have a cigarette, but the teachers kept following us kinda thing, but we managed to sneak one behind the box.

Third lesson was business, it was extremely boring and testy and...pfft...BUT! I found something out: Press Alt Gr and the . and you get this: ... :D HEHE! I figured it out in the lesson, Deesray didn't look too impressed...hehe :D

Fourth lesson was English, all the way through I needed the toilet, then I went and it wasn't that bad after all, lol, todays been pretty boring, so I'm gonna go into every detail!

At lunch me and Tab went down Spar, were trampled over by the scabbers down donkey but we managed to get out! And get munch...I couldn't breathe, it was well bad. But it ended up with loaddsa choccy, which is always good :D

Last lesson was maths, it was very funny, despite the fact that Tab was constantly drawing Swatstika's over my maths book...we had an interresting discussion with Chang, I don't fancy him...or even find him remotely attractive...

I went to Tab's afterschool, it was funyn signing all the guestbooks, I cut my hair a little, just a trim, then we came back to mine and munched, phone Len and Rik. Then I walked Tab home and now I'm on here. It's great beign able to access the internet...why did I write that? Tab I love ya babe

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

Why does everything have to be so lame?

Well yesterday was great when it was just me and Tab. We went to church, departed then reunited. We cmae back to mine for a barbeque, then we left in search for Clur and her crew. So we wandered around desperaetly in teh red hot sun, then we finally found them, after hours of walking. We got there, it was lame, maybe it wasn't for Tabby, but because they weren;t exactly my friends I found it hard to fit in, so I retreated up the hills nearly in tears then phoned Len, I've gotta stop doing that! Me, Tab, Gary Jones and Jimmy were all together, teh others had separated from us, and I just remember feeling like such a loser, then I looked at Tabby, she looked at me and she gave me the most beautiful smile as in to say everything would be just fine. It made me smile and I just wanted to hug her for the rest of my life! Well that's all I gotta say, so a huage thank you to Tabby Love ya millions hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What Goo Goo Doll's Song are you?

I didn't know what to write as the title, so I thought I'd write that :). Well I haven't updated in a LONG time, so I thought I'd write what I've kept on my phone...

"I love nazis! Bring back the holocaust!"...Me

"If we get raped now... it'll just be taking the piss!"...Me

"Shake that ass bitch and let me see what u got..."...Thing on Ebaums World

"I love trojan horses"...Pig

"oo...I've always wanted a virus..."...Pig

"spongebob squaredick..."...Me

"What do I do when you give it to me?"...Pig

"What are you doing? Wanking my plait!"...Tab and Gary on the internet...

"I'm a new pokemon... tooma toom"...Me (yes I'm embarrassed!)

"My computer has a tooma"...Pig

"not a pickle"...a conversation me and Tab were having...in bed ;)

"whats wiv the nines?"...Pig

"I'lll have 41 t for tooma"...Pig, about his breast size lol

"It's like a big round wotsit"..Pig decribing his pen...snack-a-jacks

"It's like mission impossible; im confused"...Me

"I love cheese..I bet your mate does"..Again, Tab and this random dude on the internet

"I keep dropping the crips"...Me

"oo a letter! Your not gonna write a letter to me are you?"..This guy from Hollyoaks, it was patronising and funny :)

"bird poo isnt birdpoo but its lumpy on inside"...Me

"king fish corrin worm"...Lol, Me...

"lord foster made a giant gherkin"...it's official! It was on the BBC1 news, I found it hilarious

"bogeys bogeys pick it lick it roll it flick it dirty bastard lick my bum"...Corrin and Crap singing an ever so delightful song...*cough*

"ow he hit my chest"...Nicola

"Practise yoghurt, your lame"...Clur

"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? a zebra"..Good old Dad, originally from Peter Kaye

"Theres the ferraris, the mclarens and at the back all the crappy ones that never win anything"...Tabby's ever so delightful video

"You are too close too the guitarist"...Lettie's fanbloodytastic poster...I find it hilarious :)

"tickle the kipper"...I have NO idea why that was on my phone!

"toes and fingers are phillangies"...Dan

"Your eyebrows are like chocken feet"...Dan

Well that is all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx