Hmmm...this will do for a title

Well, I went Alton Towers yesterday, I found it was very lame, lol, yes I know I must seem like physcho bitch, but hush. I went on the normal rides, missed the chance to go on Air, arg! Umm...not much else to say really, just that Poo and Crap's singing on the way back was very entertaining. Oh yeah! I got a huage Piglet balloon which was great, and still is! It's on my ceiling, it's helium so that would make sense! Well I'm not gonna spend all my time on the computer (I'm not that lame) and I'm gonna go out and sunbathe because it's so bloody hot! But not yet, lol, my parents are having a barbeque and that would just be embarrassing! Someone decent come online. ARG! Lol, I'm gona have to occupy myself with downloading music, but what??? I've downloaded 5cds worth already! And I now have no idea what to do and I have been reduced to listen to Reel Big Fish - Take On Me, I really should delete it, I prefer A1's...yeah...should I ring Len? Or would that just be lame? Or perhaps embarrasssing? I will later, I think, yes I will, but it will be scary....arg! Jess, you can do it *takes big breaths* well yes,
Well that is all
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Smelly cat, smelly cat...it's not your fault!

Well, you can tell I'm back at school! Todays been cool. I showed off my hair, and I was delighted to see Lucy's aswell, it's brown! Lol, for the first time in...her life!
First lesson was history, it was cool, not so much hardcore work to do, but I have to do chapter 6, so I'll do that. Second lesson was maths, it was ok, very easy work, finally I understand it!!! It was quite fun, Sammy is looking sexier than ever! Lol, he's tanned and...*drools...*

At break we printed off Tabby's work, and I didn't want to go to English, I was by myself and I gte ignored, it was a rational explanation, although I didn't tell Sir that, I said I had period pains :P, oh the joys of being of being female! So I managed to skip about 10 minutes of his lesson, and got a hot water bottle! The lesson wasn't actually that bad. I got my anthology book, we looked at this poem, which was kinda suicidal, we had to go in partners and discuss it, but of course, Sir didn't even notice my existance, and I worked on my lonesome. I worked well though. It was a good poem, but an even better interpretation :P.

Fourth lesson was great, me and Sammy were full on chatting, and I found my homework diary! YEY! Sammy was saying that he missed me on holiday, apparantly there were things that reminded him of me, like car sized chockens! Lol, he's so great! And to think, that was teh only hour of just us two for 3 weeks, he's going to Wales tomorrow :(. This is his MoMmI's site, go on it, it's great . I managed to get a hug too, :D. DUDE! I love him.

At lunch me, Clur and Tab went up to Safeways, it was cool, Tab was extremely paranoid, but that's how things are! YEY! Going to Alton Towers Saturday, I'm so excited!

Last lesson was Business, it was shit. Me and Desra had a laugh though, Luke got caught playing games and he was in deep poopy. Well that's a;; to say. A fanbloodytastic day today, the weather is ever so delightful. Well yes, that's all I got to say, I'll probably sray in tonight, Tab's reuniting with her family, after a month :D.

Well toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

UP YOURS! :P

Hey, just to say I was scared shitless last night, so I had to sleep with my sister! Lol, it was confusing...I knitted aswell! Lol, well yeah, I found this song on a Goo Goo Dolls album, and I just wanna shout it out to all my sucidal friends who want me to help out...the song explains itself, take note of it!

GOO GOO DOLLS


Up Yours

Up yours
Stop your whine
Feelin' swell
And I'm doin' fine
Yeah fuck your suicide
It's all bullshit 'cause I tried
And it really don't impress me all that much
Up yours
What you find
Sit right down
I got time
And you say here comes the end
And you haven't got a friend
And I'm standing here just screaming at the wall
Up yours
Stop your whine
Whatta ya got
I got mine
And you shake your stupid head
And you wish that you were dead
And I swear sometimes you're happier than me
And you know it's hard to be
All the things you want me to be
And you go and make it hard on me
But I swear that anything you could be I could be can't you see
Up yours
Got no mind
That's too bad
You got time
Yeah, fuck your silly game
'Cause it's driving me insane
And it really doesn't matter much to me

Thats all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

A brimful of asha on the...45!

Well I'm sorry for not writing for well, a long time! I've actually been occupied...so I'll list through the days I haven't wrote about...
Today
Well, Tab stayed over last night, we stayed up till about 4, due to her playing that damn: "I get that joke..Amanda...hehehe.." I WAS SLEEPY OK!!! Well yeah, I was woken up to my DaDdI playing Fatman Scoop :|. It worked! I was up by 11! I've stayed most of today on here, I've tidied a bit of my room up, it was a state, so now all the poopy that was on the floor, is now on my bed! I also er...caught up on my knitting...but ssh! Lol, I came back on here and have been downloading some more tunes, hence the title! Lol, I've just had a conversation with Rik, he said I'm a legend! Lol, Tab, I'll tell you next time your orund, cuz I can!

Tuesday
This was a very funny day lol, I woke up at 3, rang Tab, told her she was staying over, washed my hair then went to her NaNnI's. Clur rang me on the way so I met her, and we walked up together. We did all our hair, then went into Bude and bought Gaf's. Then we sat up the Union talking about loads of great stuff. Sorry, I'm listening to "My Heart Will Go On" and it's making me feel emotional, so Clur and Tab! I LOVE YOU!!! Well yeah, we met up with Josh and Gary, we went on a really long treck, because Tab wanted to be symmetrical :|, then we went to the graveyard and was laughing at dead people (I'm sorry, but we're immature) there was a dude called Archibald, and someone else called Cobbledick. It was a fun night, Clur went, we stayed out with Josh and Gary, then we went, watched City Of Angels, Tab cried (bit not because of the film :S), then we came up with these:
Please! Not the cheese!
I do not wish for wish
Thrust anyone thrust?

Monday
Lol, I woke up, got changed into a pink skirt, pink top with matching thongs and socks, put my make up on and went on the internet. I spoke to Pig and he said how he was going out to meet Bo, so I said: O! I'll look out the window and wave to him!"
He was there, then I went out with them, we walked, I sat, walked some more, sat some more....Bo went in, Tab came out, then we went back home. I think I did nothing else but go on the internet till early hours in the morning.

Sunday
Um...I think it was a day when I just randomly stayed in, I think this was the day i watched Randall and Hopkirk, it was cool...I ate chocolate :D

Saturday
Me and Tab rearranged my room, it was er...fun! LMAO Where's Waldo? I love the Simpsons! I was like full on having a nervous breakdown (I always do when I'm rearranging my room) and I looked at Tab, and she was there looking at my Where's Wally book! The cheek of it! Not that I have a Where's Wally book... 2 weeks of being married to Harry!

Friday
It was very cool! I called for Tab, she got fags, we went back to mine, watched Home Movies, Clur came, we left to meet Josh and Gary. It was a very cool day, shame Gary didn't speak much though. But I'm sure he will in future meetings! Lol, I guess he was scared! Josh was all over Tab, his new nickname is Loby, he has soft earlobes! And soft everything! That night was so good! We were in Bude and he doesn't get on with Pieface! LMAO! We were holding his Phillangies all night (Me and Tab) and Danny was being nicce to me, I think, which was different. Then I lost my fags, found Pig adn his crew, Air was hiding from me, I found my fags, they were where I "de-thonged" myself,w e went back to Bude, that was when Josh and Gary had gone, and we were talking to Pig and that. We left soon after Mon did, I wonder why! Lol

Well that is all! My arm aches from typing!
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wow! I really wish dreams would come true.....

Hey, nothing has happened so far, yet I think Aunty Linda and Holly have gone, Monica and mark are supposedly on there way, pfft. Lol, just kidding, they're bringing eggs! Well yes, I'm going to write about my hardcore dream, because I can! Well yeah, I woke up forgetting about it, but just now I've had flashbacks, so I'll write about it. I don't have a clue why, but I was walking through school with Da, Air and Mon, and Air let me wear his hat, so I did, loads of people were just staring at me, I remember shouting: C'MON MON! Lol, I don't know why, then when I had to stop at my form room, I tried to take the hat off, but there was string holding it under my neck :S, and I now realise why he wears it all the time, it's sooooo comfortable! But the thing that made me definately realise that it definately was a dream, was that they were laughinh, and actually having fun with me! Lol, yes...
Last night I met up with Lettie, saw the photos family, I look cute, as in 10 year old cute, then i met up with Tabb and walked her to her NaNnIeS house, we had lemonade, listened to something on her phone, watched a bit of 2DTV, then I walked home. I saw Kurt and his hardcore crew, he said I look female :|.

Well yes, nothing else to write, apart from tabb is due to the dentist today, and LEN! Hurry up! I stayed ont he internet so late last night just in order for you to come online, AND YOU NEVER DID! So get your ass in gear! Yes.......I haven't had nicotine for about 36 hours now :|

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Why are holidays always so boring?

Well did next to nothing today, woke up about 8 to my sister recieving a phone call about a remote control, she then decided to leave the room, with westlife still playing.....:| I hate sharing rooms! I should be blaring good old Goo Goo Dolls and Nirvana at highest volume from my bedroom.......anyway! Yes, I got up, got ready, tried to listen to Lisa's music, but I couldn't! So I escaped to the living room, so I spent the majority of today avoiding Stacy's Mom (DUDE I HAYTE THAT TRACK SO MUCH!) Whatever happened to talent??? And where is all the Goo Goo Dolls songs? Why aren't they repeatedly played...arg! I can't wait to own my own tv..........

Well Nips came round, we talked to Rik on audio......well kinda......well not at all! His Nan didn't know how to open a microwave! How cute is that??? Well I'm so lame, that was near enough the only highlight of my day! Well I ate, it was poopy, oh yeah, Fran came, yes :|.

Well I was supposed to go round lettie's but I got bov because Frankie was there, and lets just say, she's "one of my fav's" at the moment....so yes, I ended up watching Tv, and oh how it sucks so badly! It's just how Harry Hill descibed it in his last episode.......yes..........I watch it....I even record it!

I threatened to kill this girl that Harry (my husband) was talking to, she has now added me, and having a go at me, she's 5ft 11! I'm not.........lol I'm scared! Dude! I'm thinking about divorce.....then I see him on webcam, and I think to myself....hmmm......it's him that wants the divorce, like I'm gonna let him get what he wants! Lol, Why am I writing this? Because I can!

Well that's enough my faithful blog, I larve you!

Toodlepip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm in love with an angel

Well today was weird! Lol, woke up 11 :O the earliest yet so far in the holidays, lol, I'm sure that was a piece of information that wasn't really needed...anyways......Yes. I woke up, and immediately had to do cleaning, so I did. My Aunty Linda and cousin Holly came, it was cool, we had a chinky. Then we went out to get videos, and Holly gave me a fag :D, you don't realise how different it is...we used to walk roudn our Grandparent's houses naked with eachother...ok, maybe I should use a different example...lol, ewll we grew up and now we're sharing fags, its great! And Monica..........sssh! Lol. Well we rented out two films, they were good, I've got Anastacia's new song stuck in my head, it's great! Well yea...Tabb rang up and we had a long chat, which was cool. I've got a text from Josh, Clur it was for you, saying he loves me and Tabb the same ;) BACK OF THE NET! Well yeah, I've got nothing else to write, apart from Fran's coming round tomorrow, should be fun :|, that's if a huage fight doesn't start! I'm gonna escape to Lettie's, 1. Because I can and 2. Because I'm hardcore

Well toodlepip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s, I've got Harry on webcam, he is the most adorable thing you'll evr see, because he's topless, he feels really insecure so he keeps snuggling into his top! awwwwwwww! Yes, and I'm married to him, a week now! NENENENENENE (mocking tone!) Congratulations Pig, on your not groundedness, take pride in it, and get drunk, I hope I've mentioned all names possibly in my brain :S, I see that that makes sense! Well yes
Bye! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dribble, Spill...SMASH! Do you ever press people's buttons on their things?

Well the days have been pretty cool, I 'll just run thorugh them for you
Friday
Me and Tab met up, we bougth cds, but mine were for my MoMmI's birthday, adn I bought Ice Blonde hairdye, it ahs turned out orange! Lol, but it doesn't look that bad I suppose. We later went to Jax, as there was a party in Bude, so no one would be out. We came home, and did nothing! Lol, Just take alot of photos!

Saturday
Did absolutely nothing! Lol, videoed me, Nips and Liza. It was soooooooooo funny! Mum bought drinks up, and I was taking a sip, and Nips started doing this weird dance with his neck, i found it hilarious! So I spat out my drink, then as we were recovering over that, Lisa tripped up; spilling her drink EVERYWHERE, then........She broke a glass, this was all in a time gap of 1 minute, it was hilarious! The rest of the day was pretty poopy, I watched American Beauty, and cried! It's such a beautful/emotional film! Then I finished off the day with good old Harry Hill.

Sunday
Did nothing today, woke up at 3, due to imagining the cyclops from Johnathan Creek, so I didn't sleep till late that night. I woke up in pain, I'm surfing the crimson wave if you know what I mean, for all the dumbass people out there (think what colour crimson is...and add it to the fact that I'm female...) Well yeah, Nips came round, we've basically been on the computer all day, I need to tidy my room, family are coming down and I'm being pushedout of my room for their happiness :@:@:@ ARGIPOOS!

Well thats all thats happened in my sad...sad life
Toodlepip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

SUPOIB!

Well todays been cool, as soon as I woke up, I asked my MoMmI for a lift, she said no, it looked as though I'd continue to walk to school, for the last time. But I had good old John Rzeznik to keep me company, which was cool. I got to school nearly late, he just got the register out. Well yeah, that was an interesting piece of information! Well yeah, first lesson was maths, I met a very rab Tabb! I told her about mine and Rik's argument, i think she's a littel bit annoyed, also I told her about Nips reading her blog, it's nice to know she only let Sammy and Pig have the address, it's nice knowing your a close freind! Even though she's wrote all that on her old blog, but you know! Well yeah,a pretty shit lesson. But it was followed by a good one.

History was great, we were watching these dodgy video, with dodgy music, me and Clur were in fits, but Miss told us to stop being immature, so we did! Lol, but it was hilarious! I'll write more about it whn I've had a boring day, some time in the holidays.

Break, we went down donkey, Tabb gave me a fag! Yes! That's what I thought.......didn't do anything else...

Third lesson was food, found out Michaela is badly ill, she can't eat, if she does, it makes her sick and she throws up, so she can only drink, but me, being me, cheered her up, which was cool, we played some games, it was cool.

Fourth lesson was boring, Badger has just given me loads of coursework!

At lunch, we went down donkey, then spar and bought minchimoos, on the walk back to school, I danced to Luke's ringtone, it was Austin Powers theme, it was great.

Last lesson was science, it was really boring, so I left many notes in Sammy's science books.

Boring now, so until next time, toodlepip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx