Look at the size of that carrot!

Well today's been really funny, and really poopy.
Woke up really early, I did my hair and all that poopy...Then we set off, MoMmI nearly had a nervous breakdown due to running over a squorrel...it was actually quite funny...

Well yeah, I kinda slept all the way there, apart from when Poo flicked my head, and I jumped, and then I thought she was talking to me when she was actually on the phone...so yeah I ended up having a conversation with myself...

We got there, and yes, the fights with Angela continued...then Lisa had a bit of my mouth :P. We ate, until half 11 whilst playing this weird "flick the bug in teh frogs mouth" game...Corrin kicked my ass :( but I beat Sophie :D

Then we had to go to this really lame party thing, it was poo. But it ended great, after having another fight with Angela, I told her (yet again) to buy a more supportive bra...not that I stare at her breasts :| HOW DISTURBING!!! I LOOK AT SHEEP AND RAMS BREASTS!!!

Well yeah, the day ended with more munch, and we continued watching this thing...there are also alot more quotes written o my phone, well keep reading to find out the "hilariousality" of the title :|...

There's quite alot...

oh! is that a prune? urm no, thats a passionfruit...I was really excited about this prune in the fruitshop...the man put me down though :(

sorry door...Nips apolagised to a door

wot does england mean?...My skill...

put frost!...Pig said it to me and I foudn it hilarious...

hack it england fuck u! :| we got a free kick...Mine and PIg's conversation...

17 fitty from portugal...I later found out it was Ronaldo...

dont cry because its over, smile because it happened...I like this saying...

u held ur breath cuz it really stinks...I made these lyrics to go to a song :| I can't remember what song it was though...

im livin in a cuckoo clock...it was on tv and I found it funny

soup? its the only option. o i c there ent a water cooler bhind it...Eastenders great acting skills

2 squeezes now im lovin u...Eastenders again

good riddance. that sure told them billy...and again

eminem n usher. u beta neva let it burn...mix Loose Yourself with Burn...and that's what you get!

premium lager without the premium...on an advert, I found it foony...

we no ur a bender but we wanna see benders...Nips talking to Tim Henman, he met him and everything :|

kane - rain down on me...a song I wanted to download

o yeh cuz i see the babies alive wen its ded...Nips's skill

cockermouth...On 50 50

41 n 37 chosen first...On 5050

won 641 cockermouth...On 5050

is the simpsons in there...no pokemonMe and Pig ahving a conversation

this crime is criminal...Marco's skill

i feel and feek like mr burns...My skill

brand new - the quiet things no one ever knows...another song I want to download

WOAH...it was really quiet on the bus and Dan had music in his ears, the bus took a sharp turn and he shouted this...

ha ha u got sumit crawling up ur penis...Corrin to Nichols

cow givin it large wiv a carrot...and the title, I saw a cow doing another one up the ass, and his phallus looked like a carrot, it was funny...

Well yeah, that is all...toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's obviously Adolf Hitler...

Well today was so much fun, found a hardcore new song...so I downloaded it, also with five and steps...
First lesson was halfed, due to form time, but because all the other people in our year was doing an exam, we just festered around. Then I went back to do r.e, it as pretty poopy, but with Alex next to me, how can I complain :|

Second lesson was art, I finally saw my relationship! It was cool...I can still freak him out ;)

At break I signed out, time for "orthodentist", so I went down Lettie's I was deserted for an hour, so I decided to kill the time and to watch Goosebumps, I can't believe I actually used to be scared of that! Larny came, with Yvonne, so we just ate :P, it was great. Lettie soon turned up so we played this fighting thing, I kicked Larny's ass, but then Lettie kicked mine...but lets not talk about that!

At lunch I went to Pig's, I was then joined by Nips, then Menage and Ferg came, then Tabby. It was quite scary...and embarrassing due to the fact they played the recording of me and Tab singing...

Well the dudes left, so me, Tab, Pig and Nips festered. We took some amazing photos of Nips's and Pig's concentration as they watched Pokemon, when I work out how to put pics on here, I'll make sure they are added!

Well I'm here until half ten, so mew! There is the most adorable Pokemon called Mew...it kicks ass...I don't watch Pokemon :|

Well I better go, due to Tab and Nips having a rather viscous pillow fight...

That is all, so toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LMAO! NIPS HAS HIS FEET PUT AND THEY'RE FOOKING DISGUSTING!!!

Frustrating phallus eating rectums...

Well today was ok, woke up earlier, I had to wash my hair. I then just festered in my house...
Frankie didn't come.
First lesson was art, it was pretty poopy. It was quite amusing though when Sam admitted that he had never heard of Nirvana...
Second lesson was english, I dragged Lettie along, it was pretty poopy.
At break me, Lettie and Clur went down Spar, it was cool us all chatting, Lettie was saying how she would throw a massive party if I lost my virginity...
Third lesson was science, it was poopy, nice to see Kristie back though :|
Fourth lesson was p.e. It was quite amusing, and I can't believe how my ctaching skills have grown :|...I'm a natural :|, Miss said I was insane...
At lunch I went down Lettie's I broke up a "disagreement" as Larny's ex boyfriend had text her saying something about her current boyfriend being a paedophile, backstabbing ugly bastard...I had to try to convice Mark not to kick the shit out of him.
Last lesson was maths, it was turd.
I got a lift home with Frankie, then I worked for two hours. I never realised what a shithole I live in...oh well.
That is all, I need a fag :(
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened

Well I woke up at 11, due to a bad dream. I can't remember what it was about, but it was scary, and I kissed a guys head :|. Well yeah...I had a roast and then me and Dad had a laugh, due to me swearing at the phone with my hands because Tab didn't say: "Love you too". He told me to say to her that her shit stinks...

I'm over Peegs now, trying to work out how to put photos on here, but I can't so I will not get stressed and I will just give up, I'm watching eastenders now, Gary: I'M KING OF THE WORLD...:|

I'm dressed in my "flannel trousers", Peeg calls them: "towel trousers"...thanks for that!

Well yeah, we've moved his room round, well actually me and Tab did next to nothing, but ssh ;)

That is all for now, so remember this: A friend helps you move...but real friends help you move dead bodies.

Take care y'all

Toodlepipxxxxxxxx

What to say? Meep?

Well yesterday was cool. School was pretty poopy, I think Perv figured out that I copied my essay from the internet, I have to edit it...bastardo!!!

Well yeah, afterschool me and Tab went round hers, we had another interesting chat with her Dad, which says I feel insecure about my homelife because I've made a hole in my jumper and I chew on the bits...

Well yeah, we got ready and stuff (sexy bum rang me) then we went to Pig's, Nips was there :). Lol...I meant that smile...

It was pretty fun...then me and Tab met Angy and went to his. We watched this film and lets just say we find the word "grapes" amusing. We went home, and played games with chewits, leaving us to be quite sick.

Today I was woken up by a text message from sexy bum. AT 9:30. We couldn't get back to sleep so I tidied my room and were now at Pig's. It was so funny! Earlier on we were watching this brunch thing and it sounded so dirty!

Well yeah, probably no plans for the rest of the day. So yeah, that is all. Toodlepipxxxxxxx

Ok, I'm pissed off!

Well I'll run you through the school day...I woke up at 5, due to MoMmI adopting random dogs, ok Keira is cute, but why wake me up so early? I then went back to sleep, at 7:£0 I got ready. I left the house by 8:15, walked by myself and it was good. I need space by myself...
First lesson was history, Clur deserted me :( Well she went into a different room. I typed my work on the computer and spoke to Chris, it's good talking to people you haven't spoken to for a while...
All I want is somebody who's gonna love me for me
Somebody I can love for them
All this money don't mean shit
If you ain't got nobody to share it with
Love rules the world, you feel me
Len just sent me that, thought I'd share it with you because it's perdy. It's a part of his new poem...

Well yeah, second lesson was maths which completely sucks. Yes I understand simultaneous equations...

Third lesson was english...so I went down Lettie's and hoovered and played worms :P. It was good chatting to my family again, I've missed Yvonne :(.

Fourth lesson was science...again it was down Letties...

At lunch I met Tab and Roxy, and we went down Bude Junior School. I had to give Miss Marriott a form and a cadr to say thanks. I saw Matt and Marc, it was weird, I was walking down the corridors and Marc was just screaming my name...it's horrible to think that I was a part of their lives a week ago, and now I'm just a memory. I knocked on the door, and loads of the kids were saying: it's Jess! I just felt like such a bitch because I wasn't concentrating on what anyone was saying, I was just really badly emotionally overwhelmed. The next thing I knew I had Robyn hugging me. I left...and I regret not talking to them. I had loads of time, and all I did was walk off.

I got back,last lesson was business. The whole time I was just thinking of what I could of said or done. I just couldn't handle it. And now I feel poopyish. I walked home with Frankie, we bought fags and now I'm here listening to Seal, and I just feel so far away from being complete...what is it?

I guess I just get too attached, I've gotta learn to let go. It's so hard

Toodlepipx

I think todays just about been the shittest...

Well I woke up at half six, and got ready for college, I later got a text from Corrin saying she wouldn't be going today :|. So I had to meet the freaks by myself...
So I did. The ride up was lame, and teh whole day was. I had to catch up on loads of stuff. I joined Lisa loads of times, and met this guy called John, he's going to her eighteenth, and I can't wait! Well yeah, the day soon drew to an end (thank God) and I'm now over Pig's, after drawing lots of random shat, I have improved, and "on a roll" as they say, I just keep thinking of Helen's sketchbooks and I just want to be her! Her drawings are so beautiful, and mine are just lame :|. Well thats all...
Toodlepipx

I'll picture you in the sun, wondering what went wrong...

Well today's actually been great! I woke up, had a shower...waited for Frankie to come, then we got a lift. It's good speaking to her again, 3 weeks and I missed her! I got at school, and I spoke to Luc, and Tilzey. It's all great!
At first we had to go into the hall to talk about Work Experiance, I have to give Miss Marriott a card :|.
First lesson was art, it was pretty cool. I didn't miss Matt at all :P. And his festering swearing after every sentence...

Second lesson was history, it was (as always) great. Me and Clur just talked about everything! We were in the computer rooms and was just laughing at everything! Things soon got embarrassing when she saw my email from Girland...:| LMAO! I can't believe I just wrote that...

At break me and Clur trekked down Spar, we talked loads, it was great! We came back to a rab Lettie...oops!

Third lesson was science, it was hilarious! Me and Sammy played a game that went like this: When we laughed we had to strip. I lost...lol, but we soon stopped because Sammy didn't wanna take his socks off...so the next game we played was: When Bradders walks past, we have to go all sexy, like I flicked my hair and Sammy would put his finger in his mouth...it was hilarious!!!

Fourth lesson I had "doctors" so I went to Lettie's and we played worms...Mark and Larna joined in too...it was quite fun! We continued to play through lunch..At the end of lunch, me and Lettie (LMAO!!!) went into SEN, we were on the computers and Lettie coughed and farted at the sametime, it was hilarious!!! Barry Salmon was there aswell! I was in hysterics...I think it may of been my immaturity...

Last lesson was I.t, we had teh ever so great Miss Murphy :|, and I found a new piece of information: NICOLA GLOVER HAD HER HAND ON JOEL TROKE'S PHALLUS AND HE HAD HIS HAND ON HER FANGITA IN SCIENCE. So I decided to email it everyone :), he was rab ;)

Me and Frankie walked home and we got fags, after finally getting a lighter! I had to ask a random! And I saw loads of Dudes from Junior School...I miss it!!

Well that's all, oh yeah! I've finally got over my fear, and I've chucked loads of shat away! Also I'm not wearing any make up and I'm feeling great! Apart from now there is a lump in my throat, yes I'm thinking of Matt again, but what else can I do? I'm probably just another teenager who thinks she's in love when she blaitently isn't!
So here's some more lyrics...

in the sun

i picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong
and falling down on your knees asking for sympathy
and being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen
and trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in

May God's love be with you
always
May God's love be with you

i know i would apologize if i could see your eyes
cause when you showed me myself i became someone else
but i was caught in between all you wish for and all you need
i picture you fast asleep
a nightmare comes
you can't keep awake

may God's love be with you
always
may God's love be with you

cause if i find
if i find my own way
how much will i find
if i find
if i find my own way
how much will i find
you

i don't know anymore
what it's for
i'm not even sure
if there is anyone who is in the sun
will you help me to understand
cause i been caught in between all I wish for and all I need
maybe you're not even sure what it's for
any more than me

may God's love be with you
always
may God's love be with you

Take care folks, and toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well, today has been...Sunday :|

Well when I woke up, I joined my sister downstairs and we danced to O-zones new song, it's so lame but yet refreshingly great! Yeah...refreshing! Later I had dinner, then met Tabby. We then went roung Pig's. Nips came later. And left...we bought munch and we just generally festered in his room. Ooh! Yesterday I finally managed to get the song from the advert. I've wanted it for ages! It's the aftershave thing, by Davidoff. It's called Echo, theres a guy looking through the bottle and the only part of the song they show is: "I'll picture you in the sun, wondering what went wrong..." Well yeah, it's a great song! And it's called this for any others out there who wants to know: Joseph Arthur - In The Sun. And if you haven't seen the advert, download the song because it's fanbloodytastic!

Well yeah, texted Matt a little today, I now only have 15p left, lol, from a fiver yesterday! It was cool, he was extremely drunk!

School tomorrow, after 3 weeks! And you know what? I haven't done a single bit of coursework...o poopy! Oh well, I'll manage to blag my way out of it.

Len hunny, hope your blog works, but until then, here's mine to rub in your face :P, love ya really!

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I haven't done it for a while...

Well, these reminders have been festering on my phones for months now, so I will finally write them down...

ryan scott = m w...I wrote it down, it was a fit guy on the Sleepover Club...me and Tab don't watch that, yes Tab I'm making out you like it too...

rhubarb or ruler...I think I was dreaming when I wrote this!

cnt taste it. gum bent? nah not lit stoned aswel...OOO! This was so funny! I was dreaming and I lit a fag, and I couldn't realise why I couldn't taste it, I thought, is it that I'm chewing gum? Is it because it's bent? Is it because I'm dreaming? Oops! It's because it's not lit...

same old shit different day. gotta get up. gotta get up...Lyrics by Puddle Of Mudd

penelope jenkins aka mutef. we tried 2 c his falus. n liked the stik that smelt like shit WE HATE IT...Me and Tab saved a bumblebee, this one and the next text describes him...

shakey. who kept shakin his ass,unabld 2 fly humpd the stick,had a face like a screwdriver. yes we hflped him polanate n yes hekept falin of...he dint like pink...he had a scary face!

cnt put my rings dwn there...it bukles...A brainer statement I said, I ended up making a top out of the tights...they kept getting buckled because my rings kept scratching it...and if you want to see pictures, browse my site:

it went bk in my mouth. was it cold?...Me and Pig ahd a conversation, it ended up by me saying something really stupid...

its the manure! its not our asses!...Tab kept farting so we made up this excuse if anyone said anything...

5. nah theres 6...o i fort u was one cuz ur lyin on air...Pig on Jim

mutef...It was on a license plate...me and Tab always try to make words out of the letters, and it was my turn...

tio pepe...name of a wine I found funny

do u wanna roll me a pag fig?...My tongue was tied ok?

its like row! easee tiger! ur grlfrends sitin next 2 u! and al u asked was if the toilet was open......I think I said this to Len...

v - blood sweat and tears...LMAO! A really lame song I was gonna make Pig download...

hey ma i drink n smoke me 2...Lyrics of Hey Ma by...damn I've forgotten now!

gertrude was on tv wiv hardcore jamaican manish YA MAN...Gertrude was on Bad Girls...

oneil e email...Pig

i dnt wanna die. ill jump!...A lady said it from Bad Girls, when they were protesting on the roof

how can n e one take her seriously wen shes dresd as a phalus...I said it about the protester from Bad Girls

samaritans numba on bridge...I found it hilarious that the samaritans number was on the bridge...

fred elliot impresions...At college I kept doing impressions of Fred Elliot, i was actually hilarious! But yeah...

hotrox? no mud thats even worse...I think it was a conversationw ith Angy, it was either me or Tab...

tickety boo...hehe!

anguss hed...it looks like a potatoe......Nips

Well that is all I can give you, so until next time...Toodlepip folks xxxxxxx

After two weeksm it's over

Well the week was kinda great. Me and Matt didn't talk at all Wednesday, and he didn't come for the afternoon, I found out it was because his friend, yes I'm talking about Dj, had hanged himself.
Thursday was good, we went into Bude and we talked, it was great. The kids gave me a class photo of them, I will get it enlarged later. After, me and Tab waited for him to drive past, I waved and we went to Pig's, but on the way we saw Lettie, so we went into town, but angy wasn't there. We then went to Pig's whilst Lettie went home. I joined her later and we watched a film together, one we used to watch when we was younger, it was just like old times again, and I loved it! Tab came over then we left to Pig's again, and then I got a phonecall from Lettie, she was crying so I met her, Oko had told her he didn't want a relationship after 4 months...I tried cheering her up but I'm just not the Jess I used to be, I am completely transformed, for the worst I think. But yeah, after that I returned to Pig, and my 2 binliners full of clothes from Lettie, I left with Nips and got a lift home with his dad. I later had a nervous breakdown leaving me with no friends :|

The next day was full of mixed emotion. From the beginning I was just waiting for Matt to come, when he finally did I felt so great! It was weird...all day we were rehearsing for our assembly. Me and Matt talked alot. It was cool. At lunch I sat with Sophie and the crew then I went to the field and took photos, none of Matt though. After we performed the assembly. I then left after the kids constantly hugging me :|. It was quite funny I suppose, one girl said to another about my hate for them... I then left, but returned to say thanks to Miss Mariott. I saw Matt, and asked him for a hug, then he asked me for his number, I left the building close to hysterics, I didn't know whether to cry or scream with happiness...so i ran to Tab, we then went to Pig's. The night was full of licking stones...we left early.

And today, we've been texting eachother, I now know that he has a 3 year old relationship...so there goes everything I suppose!

Well yes, here are the lyrics of the new song I like, lol:

You say it was like this
I was torn between 2 worlds
One full of promise
And the truth I knew would hurt
You say I'm no angel
Tryin to put the past behind

So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble into the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

See I was just thinkin
Now my life is on the road
The straight and the narrow
On the route that I've been showed
You know its not easy
To try to change your ways

So now I try to find
A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

A place to leave all
Memories in my mind
We try, our lives away
Then stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my
Try, our lives away
Then we stumble to the grave
We cry, and still they stay
The past won't go away
The story of my life

Well guys, I've got to stop trying to rely on dreams, or promises which I know will never happen.

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxx

I sure do love the stapler!

Well todays been as lame as ever, yesterday was so good, I painted Matt's hand..and oh! We were just talking all day. Well yeah, that soon leaded onto a really lame day.

I woke up, had a shower and managed to rush my make up, but it turned out ok in the end I suppose. I got there, and was told I'd have to make waves, and make a booklet for the "Bude Trail" we would be attending on Thursday. Well yeah, I went to the library with the class then I went back to do the waves. I did and it turned out bad! Lol, I then joined the class, and the staff treat me as a child, it does my head in. It was only Matt that made me feel welcome. Then it was break, I was supposed to go on duty with Miss Marriott but I didn't...I hung out with Roxy and we were soon impressed by mr Benbow's catching skills...
After break I just festered with the kids, but it was with "my crew" not just Marc, so it was cool. Really cool, so cool infact I decided to write that it was cool...even though it wasn't, and Matt didn't talk to me much, so now I'm pissed off because I've only got 3 days to get him to love me! I'm listening to Hoobastank, I'm not gonna chase Matt to the airport, and he's not gonna sing me this song...

Well yeah, after that was lunch, I met up with Tab then we went got fags, came back up and I joined Roxy in the field, Marc told me that Matt had said I couldn't hang out with im at lunch...so I was a bit pissed off. I joined Sam, and shaked this random boys hand after being insulted of having small breasts...well yeah.

After lunch I had to staple loads of papers together, my relationship with that staple really has increased! By about 160 papers :@. It fucked up half way, but Matt sorted it out so it ended up being ok...

I then festered with "my crew" again. I've missed them! Matt only said "see you later" when I left, I really gotta start being "nice".

I'm over Peeg's now, Kris on the way and I'm staying over Tabby Babys tonight, it's her birthday tomorrow so should be good. Oh yeah, Mon, Mark or Steve, if you read this. The cam is working now, and I look great with clear skin and big breasts, lol cameras sure do lie!

Well that is all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

Wow! I love Matt...

Well lont time no...type! Well guys, I've met the most amazing guy...yes I've started work experiance and he goes there. Tough luck is that a week has already passed, so only another to go. And soon he'll be moving to America :| Just what I wanted... I am now no longer orange :(...but brown :). It looks ok I suppose, I just need to get used to the change... my life is so boring! Lol...well yeah, I've made loads of friends at teh place, it ain't awkward at all, at The Strand I hate it...probably due to teh fact that they kept swearing at me...well I'm off, I'll try to write more detail another day
Toodlepipxxxxxxxxx

Well it's all over now...

Well I've finally released all the shit I've been feeling, I've attempted to make up with all the people that I've caused harm to, lol Harry. Bov for Sammy though! Tab's here for me, and you know what? I couldn't give a fuck if no one else was! She is so great you know, and people just judge her for no reason at all. Well heres a big FUCK YOU to all the people who don't notice or care about anyone else's feelings. Every single one of us ahve pissed someone else off one way or another, be like me and at least try to change what's happened. Take care yo'll
Toodlepipxxxxxxx

Phew, here I am again

Well I've been listening to teh same song since 9:00, it is now 11:45. Alanis Morisette - Everything. I think I have broke down into tears about 5 times now. I just try not to let the whole "Rik" thing bother me, but seeing him write what he did, it just seems so unlike Rik! Then him telling me to fuck off...

And now, yes it's as lame as it sounds, I've been reading our chatlogs. Damn that guy! I love him! Well that's all.

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxxxx

There are two sides to every story...

Yeah I'm listening to Frankee. Just had a fall out with Rik, it was bound to happen sooner or later, oh well what can I do? I've tried and tried but I guess just not hard enough. Last night was shat. I stayed up till late because I didn't wanna sleep, when I did I had a really weird dream, about Angy again! I can't be bothered to talk about it. I should be meeting Tab, Pig and Nips later, so until then, peace :|

Toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx

My blister is pussing green shat

Well last night got better, Len came online and all that jazz. I don't care what people think of me now, you know why? Because it's me. And if people don't like that, they can shove it up there ass :). Well I couldn't sleep lastnight, due to all the hous pocus shat going on. So I tried to occupy myself throughtout the night, btu at 1 I started feeling sleepy lol, I'm so lame! So I slept with my sister Karen...
Jacob kept waking up and crying, so I thought "bov for this" and i went back into my bed at 7, I slept until 12. Since then I have discovered some kind of green mucous coming from my tumour, it's not pleasant. Well yeah, meeting Tab at four, should get cigarettes. Soz, you have to see this conversation:

Good Old Ouija Board says:
im gon get posessed lter
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
i dnt fink u shud
Good Old Ouija Board says:
y
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
cuz wot happens if ur tumour starts leaking green shat?
Good Old Ouija Board says:
then i laugh
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
lol
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
cough
Jess - I'm not listening to Rusted Root... says:
lmao!

We should be going to Kri's after that. We should cheer him up and play with his purple stuff :)

That is all, toodlepipxxxxxxxxxx