So. I would like to write about my life on here please, anyone care for a coffee? Elm tea? Yes. Elm tea please, it appears to be one of my favourites.
This morning, I woke up, checked the time on the phone (9) and realised I had just slept for 12 hours. I turned off the tv and dvd player, which had been on all night, then I said to myself: "I need a fucking fag" and I thought it sounded really sexy, so I went downstairs and consumed a vitamin c chewable tablet and a cod liver oil capsule whilst drinking a glass of tropical juice. My passion for this drink is still very much alive, it seems. Shit. That's why I came on the computer early, to send Janine a birthday text. We'll get back to my interesting morning in roughly 5 minutes...

Right, that is done. So...yes. After my drinks and pills I stepped outside with my mp3 player, a lighter and one of the lambert and butler cigarettes which James had given me. He's a very generous person, he should stop feeding me. I got to the windy alley at the side of my house, in a pair of shorts and a long sleeved top. I was wearing no bra and very thin panties; it was ever so chilly. So I turned on my mp3 player, which was convieniently playing "The Bucket" (it would make sense, I put it on repeat a couple of days ago) and then I sparked up. It was no longer chilly, but a great place to listen to such a great song.
This then leads me to my moment of insanity which I had experienced the previous night.
Location: Golf Course
Allabies: None, by myself
Cause: Music
Activity: Dancing and singing in the rain
Result: I planned my funeral
I must not ever show someone these plans, I shall leave them along with the gun that I take my life with.
Happy reading.
Oh yeah, my sister is getting me a Babyshambles cd for Christmas...ah bad!!! :D