Well I'll put on here some of the funny things I have saved on my phone:
Your living in a dream Jess...the problems have only just started...I swaer I've already wrote that...but it's still on my phone! Originally from Hollyoaks, but I changed the name to mine because I have recently discovered that I am Jess Sturt, and I have the wonderful talent of not knowing the difference from dreams to reality...
Slimey jelly dino...Air said it when I was dreaming, it seemed so funny at the time...
5 th asil air 26th feb bo...I was writing down Air and Bo's birthdays, and ofcourse I was dreaming at the time
18th oct mon...There's Mon's birthday!
im tired of feeling nothing goodbye...Lyrics from Black and Blue - Counting Crows
l640dry...Ok I look so much like a prowler now! A "mates" car registration
tellow wellow bears...Tab said it when she was dreaming. She was supposed to say Yellow jelly bears. It was funny.
friday january 29th 2044 54 years old...That's the day I'm gonna die folks, according to the internet.
jimmy eat wnrld pain...A song I heard on the radio on the way back home in Frankie's car, again I was dreaming.
gravity...A new song out at the moment, I love it! But I don't know who sings it, so if you know who then please leave a comment :)
paki that sounds like mon n retard that walks like da...At college you can see anything.
i love you, y not?...Me and Air, I was yet again dreaming and found this hilarious.
can u roll a joint, spliff?...I called Nips "Spliff", and yes, I had been dreaming.
pressqpe on the r6of...I'll leave you to figure that one out...
tom n julie were on the weakest link...Self explanatory I think.
geting wiv angy n se lesson wiv farsapq...The last word was supposed to say Farrar...it was my dream ( I write them down, not obsessed!)
heroin. cuxx we all need heroin. addibts need hesoin...I was dreaming and this was a discussion between Tab and Nips.
me kucy michaela m crorrin getin pisd on the beach. storm brewing up, michaela going skitz...Another dream of mine
The stupid fings pigs done whilst he was pissed...such as: Biting Darren Clayton's leg, Asking a bird to pull him again if he bought her a pint and falling into a bush "mid piss"
Mid piss...I found this word entertaining when I was dreaming, it's weird if you say it a couple of times...
embasred bout fone shouting 2 lettie...Something that happened a while back, I wanted to think of it when I was sober.
Pardon me it wasnt me it was you...I was so proud of myself when I made that up! (Again I had been dreaming)
Rhian Benson - Say how I feel remix...A song I liked
Well that's my draft box empty. Plans for the next couple of weeks:
- Make a film
- Get a boyfriend
- Get a job
- Spend as much time with friends as possible
- Get over Alex
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