Got to see you one last night

Don't I look a dish

This week break was supposed to be when I revised anything and everything I know about philosophy, and on the Friday night I have decided to revise.
My mum is out in town, ready to get my "revision cards" and paper pad, I can't wait, it's weird. I can't handle another drinking night, in which I have to wake up early. I slept about 48 hours yesterday, obviously that's a lie, but the sweat on the back of my neck made me reach this conclusion...so...here is what I have been doing the last week:

Sunday - William Braund's 20th Birthday
I was supposed to go to Lettie's, but I couldn't get hold of her, then I got a phonecall from Jeremy saying it was Will's birthday party at The Countryman, so I went.

This is Jeremy and I, after he had been calling the Polish Barmaid Banana. I don't think she appreciated it all that much, however. I did compliment on her fantastic eyeshadow. It was two-toned.

And to the right is Will and I. I'm glad this photo was taken, and I am glad I didn't stay over his as planned. We both clearly knew nothing would happen, it was just the scary thought of having to share with his brother, Beanie. He is named Beanie for a reason; he's actually Mr Bean. Perverted noises and all.

So, I managed to get home that night. Pissed as a coot. I went to sleep, and awoke, and went to Becky's.

Monday - Session with Rebecca Parnell

I got the bus up, after a mission and a half, no exageration. We got there and we went straight out, after changing into dresses and boots. We went to such a beautiful destination, I'm so glad that photos were taken. We found a swastika on the floor...that was after Becky had to retreat to another part of the bridge and a woman walked past, and I was laughing hysterically, and then a little boy swore at us when he walked past with his mum...strange.

We came home and watched Big Brother

Tuesday - Barnstaple with Pat and crew

Yeah, alright, so I was supposed to go to Fran's, but she cancelled. So I decided to join Becky when she had planned to visit her boyfriend. Scott, Josh and Itchy were there too. It was fun. Came home and met Tabby, with her new phone, we retreated to the golf course. And had fun.

Wednesday - the celebration of James Cole's 18th Birthday

I met Tab, with her newly extensionised hair, and we went into town. Made a mistake when I went into Corrin's work; didn't realise she'd be finishing at that time. Got the bus to Becky's, got ready, Janin came and off we went. I drank, I danced, I sang and I smoked. However, I didn't sleep.

Thursday - Jess's catch up on sleep day

Finally got home, went to sleep. Woke up to watch Big Brother. Slept again. Woke up to watch Big Brother again. Slept for a furthur 12 hours...

Friday - Revision day

I am going to have a bath, go to Pig's and revise. I might end up going out with Corrin tonight, see how things go. Thank you.