What a way to go, but have no fear

Well, this is just a post to contain all my annoying...things that are annoying me at this moment in time.

1. My lack of lighters. My shit lighter broke today. I'm also left with a white cricket which has no gas, and a green disposable which has no flint. I have tried to overcome my problem by releasing the gas on the disposable and sparking up the cricket, I have managed to get a flame. I also have a green clipper that I've had for about 8 months which I stole from Pig. When it works, it's good. When it doesn't, it isn't. However, it is best of the 3, and...it is lost. I could overcome this problem by purchasing another lighter.
2. Keys. My bag is full of college stuff, so it is hard for me to find my keys when I get home. I have to take the books and paper out of my bag, whilst struggling to continue holding my bag, mp3 player and phone. When I finally manage to grab them, I realise that the door is already open. I could overcome this problem by either purchasing another bag, then putting my keys in a different pocket to all the rest of the shit, or I could just see if the door is open before I go through all the hassle.
3. Crisps. I come home, I'm hungry and I notice there are crisps. McCoys infact. I love McCoys. I then discover that they are the spicey ones, so I think...hmmm...I'm just gonna have to eat them, I'm that hungry. THEN I discover that there is only one packet left, and it is the most revolting flavours, so I slip my hand further back, and I have to eat a festering packet of Salt of Vinegar crisps that have probably been there for 9 years. I could overcome this by stealing the good crisps as soon as mum buys them, and hide them in my room. Or, I could learn to love new flavours...
4. Lack of clothes. School was so much easier, all you had to do was wear the same clothes each day. I only have about 3 pairs of trousers that actually fit me, without having to wear specific shoes. And as the weather has been shit, I have soaked all of them. So I am now left with no other choice but to either wear a skirt or my really long trousers tomorrow. Yey. I could overcome this by buying more trousers that fit me. Stop buying long ones you turd.
5. Lack of money. I don't get EMA due to my dad having a well paid job, but I don't want to get a job just yet as I want to get used to college. But, with college I need to purchase so many things! Such as folders, and more folders, and big books and stuff. And also trips to London and Birmingham and stuff. I believe I am screwed. I shall HAVE to overcome this one by getting a job, I shall have to get it later, when I have got used to the idea of "deadlines"
6. Lack of social life at college. I'm always following Tab around, and I don't want to do that because it is boring. I need to make new friends, I just can't seem to find myself doing it! Today has been alright actually, I've socialised more. It just seems as though everyone was made to be on my course so I would be ignored. And I have to sit next to Chris in philosophy; it sucks! I shall overcome this by talking more, and being myself. But not too much...the heroin jokes don't seem to be going down well.
7. Lack of boyfriend. 16 and single. Haven't had a proper relationship since February. This bothers me as when I always say: "oh look, there's my boyfriend" or "I'm just going to my boyfriend's house" I want it to be me telling the truth for once. I want either Ben, Conrad, Jeremy or Mon, I'm not too fussed. I could overcome this by getting a nice face, and a breasts and personality transplant.
8. Msn. I just want to "socialise" with all my online friends, and it refuses to sign in. Cunt. I could overcome this problem by bribing my computer with peperami's. However, I have appeared to have eaten them all.
9. Hair. It is dead, unstyled and just generally minging. I look like a rock man; this is not the look I am going for! Due to my lack of breasts (they're not that annoying actually) I need to make myself look as feminine as I possibly can. My hair does not help me. I could overcome this by getting it cut, styled and dyed, and hopefully that will be happening this weekend.
10. I have just drawn on my trousers. I now can't wear these tomorrow, as I thought it would be cool to get a red pen and draw on my trousers. I could overcome this by not ever using a red pen again, or I could just not breathe again.
11. Jeremy. He only rings me when he's no longer with Amy. I do not like the way that he always does this. I feel like a used quiche, however, he is adorable and I like him a lot, so I'll have to get over it. I could overcome this by barring his number, but I would never do that.

So, I'll post some time next week, see if any of these are still a problem

Oh yeah, and this:

Little Miss Doherty - Wherever there is cheese there are...twats says:
hey?

Woooord says:
hey jess

Woooord says:
i am off to work really soon

Woooord says:
i am sorry about this

Woooord says:
it is not ideal, but i will not be this unavailable forever

Woooord says:
i'm going to try and find a more suitable job

Little Miss Doherty - Wherever there is cheese there are...twats says:
toodlepip

Little Miss Doherty - Wherever there is cheese there are...twats says:
xxx

Woooord says:
xxx

Little Miss Doherty - Wherever there is cheese there are...twats says:
oh right! you mean you're leaving right now?

Little Miss Doherty - Wherever there is cheese there are...twats says:
you're quite bad james